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Well I could have been a famous singer If I had someone else's voice, But failures always sounded better; Let's fuck it up boys, MAKE SOME NOISE! Bright Eyes - "Road To Joy" Edited by user 04 May 2010 13:51:31(UTC)
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the Lodge door flies open and nearly burst from it's hinges...as the dust settles, Alex P stands there, cigarette hanging from his mouth and a suitcase in his hand. He stands tall with a blonde Mohawk, sunglasses, a sleeveless denim jacket and some cargo trousers and black doc marten boots. He strides into the lodge and throws his suitcase directly into the wall, sniggering like a child. He takes the cigarette from his mouth, tosses it on the carpet and stubs it out with his boot.
Walking into the bathroom, Alex opens the shower cubicle and pisses in the shower, laughing again. He walks back to the lounge and screams...
Alex P: CUNTS...let's fucking go mental...fuck you all...I...AM...ALEX!!!! |
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Roxy walks in, after getting into an argument at the door about finishing a Big Mac. She drops her suitcase and guitar case on the floor, and looks around.
Roxy : Wow. Everything's so pink. I mean like, I knew it was pink, but not this pink. It's like, drug-induced mania my-mind's-turned-pink. Hi Alex. I think I know who you are, you're that guy who's kinda like Kamikaze Kate, right? I'm Roxana Katraba Firecracker, the other one from Firecracker 47. |
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Alex is sitting on the carpet, with his muddy boots on the sofa, just for the sheer hell of it, as Roxy walks in. He is smoking two cigarettes at the same time, and is angrily whispering to himself, he barely sees her enter the lodge...
Alex P: ...You what? Oh fuck! Yeah darlin' that's fuckin' right you know me. Don't let your sweet little brain forget that night after the birdies...you're the one with the mince and onion smelling armpit hair...BO! And for the record...I will not chew your vile armpit hair biatch! So don't ask again, ok thanks!
He turns his head away from her, and starts humming the tune to Price To PAy, by Blood Of Wecz |
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David walks into the lodge wearing a dark blue button down long sleeve shirt with a white t-shirt underneath, jeans, tennis shoes, and a spiked up in the front haircut. He throws his bags in the middle of the lounge and notices everybody their. David: This place sure is ugly. Oh, hi Alex. Don't try anything against me or you'll regret it.(looks at Roxy.) And you are ... |
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maximys wrote: David walks into the lodge wearing a dark blue button down long sleeve shirt with a white t-shirt underneath, jeans, tennis shoes, and a spiked up in the front haircut. He throws his bags in the middle of the lounge and notices everybody their. David: This place sure is ugly. Oh, hi Alex. Don't try anything against me or you'll regret it.(looks at Roxy.) And you are ... Alex leaps to his feet, and spins to face DavidAlex P: You fucking what, son? Hey,listen here, I do't know who or what the fuck you are...but if you ever speak to me again like that, I will paste you up and down that fucking wall! You hear? He takes a cigarette from his mouth and flicks it at David, it narrowly misses his face and hits the wall behind him. Alex takes a puff from his other cigarette and blows it in David's face, before returning to his sofa |
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Jason walks into the lodge, with his hair tied back, and starts unpacking, before going to bed. He quickly says hi and introduces himself to everyone, except Alex, who he passes quickly. He yawns constantly.
Jason: Sorry guys, talk to you more tomorrow. Where should I put my theremin? |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason walks into the lodge, with his hair tied back, and starts unpacking, before going to bed. He quickly says hi and introduces himself to everyone, except Alex, who he passes quickly. He yawns constantly.
Jason: Sorry guys, talk to you more tomorrow. Where should I put my theremin? Alex deliberately ignores Jason as he enters the lodge. As Jason departs for the bedroom, Alex lifts his hand and flicks Jason the middle finger, muttering something about looking like an overgrown minge, and smiling contentedly to himself. |
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Jimmy walks right on into the lodge, freshly recovered from a particularly nasty detox. He takes on look at the bright pink everything, clearly confused.
Jimmy: Jesus, you would think all that methadone was for nothing.
Forgetting all about the room arrangements, he opts to fall asleep right on the floor, passing out in a heartbeat.
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JC walks in with 3 cases, the big one was for all his clothes, the second one was for his other clothes and a pedalboard, and the long one was his guitar case. He then lays them all on the floor and proceeds to introduce himself to the other contestants. After the warm welcome of his housemates, he proceeds to his room to unpack his stuff. Jason goes to him and talks in a soft yet audible voice.
Jason: Hey dude, what should we do about that Alex P guy? He's really getting into my nerves.
JC: Don't worry dude, everything's going to be fine..
JC smiles at his statement and continues unpacking. |
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Kit walks into the lodge with 2 bags for his clothes, he is then assisted by his drum tech with 8 large bags containing the entirety of his drum kit and 2 for his cymbals after setting up his kit in about half an hour he addresses the others
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Ryan arrives in the lodge, with two suitcases of his clothes which he places beside the front door. He goes back out and returns with two guitar cases, opting just to bring in his two guitars, one of which makes appearances in all of his performances, a electric Fender strat guitar which he has nicknamed " The Black One," and a brand new custom-made acoustic guitar that he has yet to play live. When Ryan, who is dressed in a suit-like attire, with everything expect the blazer, he finally sets everything down and in place he returns to where the other contestants are. Ryan Ross Hernandez: " Well.... This place ain't half-bad.... A little exaggerating with all the pink... but not bad." |
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Kit:That acoustic's a beauty man! Wanna jam? I've got my kit set up in the next room. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Kit:That acoustic's a beauty man! Wanna jam? I've got my kit set up in the next room. Ryan: " Yeah sure, why not?" Ryan goes to his room, and comes back with the acoustic guitar strap on hanging from his back. Hernandez points at a camera and smirks. Ryan: " You guys better get this shit down on tape. A Nimrod and Ryan Ross Hernandez jamming together, either this is gonna be fucking amazing or it's gonna be a natural disaster." |
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Kit:Let's do it man, history's about to be made!
Kit grabs a fresh pair of sticks and does a quick drum roll
How about "If 6 was 9"?
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Jimmy: *Insert fake ass southern grandma voice* Now where can a good ol lass find somethin' ta drank? I got one hell ova migraine.
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The Nimrods wrote: Kit:Let's do it man, history's about to be made!
Kit grabs a fresh pair of sticks and does a quick drum roll
How about "If 6 was 9"?
Ryan turns the guitar around and takes a sit on a wooden stool. Ryan: " Haha. A little Hendrix there. I like it." Hernandez starts to tune up his acoustic guitar, appropriately. He starts to play a slowly building up riff. Ryan: " Alright start it off and I'll jump in." |
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Kit plays a slow bluesy fill then begins playing Kit:Sorry if I mess up, haven't played this a while |
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The Nimrods wrote:Kit plays a slow bluesy fill then begins playing Kit:Sorry if I mess up, haven't played this a while Ryan: " Don't worry about it. I've only covered this song like twice and it was just while I was jamming. First time on an acoustic guitar though." Ryan quickly starts to play fast-paced guitar riff intercut with Kit's drumming. Ryan: " Feel free to go nuts on the breakdown, I got the solo down." |
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PANIC! wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Kit plays a slow bluesy fill then begins playing Kit:Sorry if I mess up, haven't played this a while Ryan: " Don't worry about it. I've only covered this song like twice and it was just while I was jamming. First time on an acoustic guitar though." Ryan quickly starts to play fast-paced guitar riff intercut with Kit's drumming. Ryan: " Feel free to go nuts on the breakdown, I got the solo down." Kit:If that's how you like it During the breakdown Kit goes crazy on double bass then does several sweeping fills across the drum set before returning to the bluesy style |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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