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Synxhard		#341 Posted : 05 May 2010 08:40:36(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		Jimmy is seen army rolling down the stairs, landing surprisingly well, given his previous incidents, at the bottom. Jimmy: Texas Chainsaw Massacre guys, we gotta do it!
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genocidal king		#342 Posted : 06 May 2010 00:13:21(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		it's 2pm and a hungover Alex P walks into the lodge lounge. He walks over to a chair and kicks it over, before grabbing a sofa and throwing it backwards! He then walks to the deserted kitchen and grabs a beer from the fridge. He knocks the bottle too off on the sink and downs it in one. Alex P: if anyones here, then your still a cunt
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genocidal king		#343 Posted : 06 May 2010 02:39:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex walks back into the living room...already looking pissed. He looks around the room and sees the chairs he overturned earlier. Laughing to himself he lights up a cigarette and stumbles around the room, the beer really taking it's toll. As Alex reaches the bathroom door (he was gonna piss in there for once), he turns and sees Jason's theremin sitting. A massive smile breaks over his face, and he walks towards it...however, just as he gets there, he trips over an amp sitting on the floor and falls flat on his face...he lies motionless for a few minutes, and then a loud snoring can be heard.
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Synxhard		#344 Posted : 06 May 2010 06:24:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		Jimmy, who had been waiting for hours in the bathroom to ambush whoever decided to come in, hears a chrash, and goes to check. To his surprise he discovers a past out Alex P on the floor. Jimmy: Well, only one thing to do. He stands over Alex, unzips his pants and..... takes a piss all over the little bastard. Oh boy.
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The Nimrods		#345 Posted : 06 May 2010 06:45:58(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Kit wakes up. He walks past a passed out Alex who's covered in piss and decides to jerk off... all over Alex's face while mumbling "Stupid fuck!"
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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old.gregg		#346 Posted : 06 May 2010 07:19:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 14 time(s) in 6 post(s)		Faris walks through the Lodge, seeing Alex.. Faris: wow, people here are fucked up.. I might just lock myself in my room for the rest of the contest..
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Synxhard		#347 Posted : 06 May 2010 07:27:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: Kit wakes up. He walks past a passed out Alex who's covered in piss and decides to jerk off... all over Alex's face while mumbling "Stupid fuck!" Jimmy: Um yeah, no thanks for that one....
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Laurelles1		#348 Posted : 06 May 2010 07:42:56(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/11/2009(UTC) Posts: 8,329 Location: Floating about on an iceberg somewhere Thanks: 436 times Was thanked: 407 time(s) in 288 post(s)		Jason gets up for a galss of water.He looks at Alex on the floor, near his theremin and dozily shakes his head, before returning to his slumber.
		Awards (stroking myself and thinking I'm superior): @Chaos awards: Best Band - Mind Best Album - Shattered Fairytale by Mind Technical Ecstasy - Jason Smith (x3) Best Solo Male - Jason Smith Birdies: Best Producer - Jason Smith
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TheCDs		#349 Posted : 06 May 2010 08:06:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 02/05/2009(UTC) Posts: 729 Was thanked: 1 time(s) in 1 post(s)		Tim walks out to the kitchen takes a look at the scene and sighs Tim: So everyone is going to play the game at Alex's level now? You guys are seriously messed up.
		Axiom is Mike Peck- Production/Guitars/Piano/Keyboards/Hammond Organ/Vocals Tim Dunn- Production/Guitars/Bass/Drums/Saxophone/Vocals
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genocidal king		#350 Posted : 06 May 2010 08:17:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex wakes up, smells piss and semen all over himself and immediately punches Kit in the arm, then sets a couch on fire for good measure Alex P: You cunts are fucking vile. Im going for a shower!
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genocidal king		#351 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:16:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Returning from his shower, Alex looks mad Alex P: So what the fuck is the deal with this place, everyone got fucking laryngitis or some shit! Why so fucking quiet idiots?? Oh and by the way, whoever did...THAT to me, had better watch their fucking back! Someone in TV land must've saw it, and so I fucking will too, and then you're in deepest, deep shit, cos I will fucking beat you through next fucking year...and back!
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Synxhard		#352 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:17:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		Jimmy: Greetings, my name is Jimmy Owen Sullivan, and you are?
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genocidal king		#353 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:22:33(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex P: What the fuck? Are you on that heroin again dickwad?? I know who the fuck you are ya little queer!
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genocidal king		#354 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:41:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex walks around really bored! It's been ages since he's been able to really piss anyone off. He looks at guitars and considers smashing them, but can't be bothered. Alex walks into the kitchen and returns two minutes later with five kitchen knives. He throws one at the wall and it sticks in, handle sticking straight out from the wall, like in the movies! Alex P: Holy shit! It actually does work like that! Mental! He proceeds to throw the other four at the wall in the same manner, and then leaves them in there, as he lights a cigarette and leaves the room, bored!
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MATTT		#355 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:48:06(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/03/2010(UTC) Posts: 3,969 Location: California Thanks: 11 times Was thanked: 199 time(s) in 99 post(s)		Matt walks into the kitchen and see's the knives in the wall Matt: Holy Shit! Haha wow um... Guys there are knives stuck in the god damn wall... What the fuck happend?
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genocidal king		#356 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:49:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex P: I fucking happened son! And what you got to say about it, huh?
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MATTT		#357 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:52:54(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/03/2010(UTC) Posts: 3,969 Location: California Thanks: 11 times Was thanked: 199 time(s) in 99 post(s)		genocidal king wrote: Alex P: I fucking happened son! And what you got to say about it, huh? Matt: Well I think it's pretty funny to tell you the truth
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genocidal king		#358 Posted : 06 May 2010 09:59:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex P: In that case, I think it was pretty fucking idiotic, and not in the slightest cunt bit funny!
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MATTT		#359 Posted : 06 May 2010 10:02:23(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/03/2010(UTC) Posts: 3,969 Location: California Thanks: 11 times Was thanked: 199 time(s) in 99 post(s)		Matt: So when I think its funny you have to change what you think about it?
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genocidal king		#360 Posted : 06 May 2010 10:03:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Alex P: Whenever any of you cunts think anything, rest assured that I will be thinking the exact fucking polar opposite...
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