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ALX wrote:cappstv wrote:Moquel wrote:G2L'S Debut single Ego is now released officially as an single. It will be released on airplay in two days. Mr. Capps: I beg my editor to not assign me anything by your band. Because I am a slightly physic person. And I had a vision the other day. In my vision I had crawl my eyes out looking at the promo pictures for you band, my ears where bleeding due to your terrible music, and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun because I couldn't believe the current state of the music industry. Warren: Now I know what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to fill your house with speakers blasting G2L's perfectly fine music.
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First off I would like to say all to all the metal fans who are sending me death threats, go fuck yourself. And now its review time.
Miles In Minutes
'Its Not Mine'
You know those albums that are good but you know if they just spent a little bit more time on it the thing would be a masterpiece. 'Its Not Mine' is the perfect nearly perfect album. I really want to say that this album is a masterpiece and is up there with Ziggy Stardust and Sgt. Pepper, but its not. There is only one reason why this album is not a masterpiece. And the reason is one song. That song is 'Rincewind'. It is a pretty ok song, but it just ruins the albums feel. I don't judge albums on the number of good songs they have, but how the album works as a whole. And 'Rincewind' is just out of place. The song just doesn't work with the album as a whole. In other words, the album is a perfect body, 'Rincewind' is the cancer. And sadly its too late to have it surgically remove. Now the album isn't a masterpiece, but that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a 5/5.
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Moquel wrote:ALX wrote:cappstv wrote:Moquel wrote:G2L'S Debut single Ego is now released officially as an single. It will be released on airplay in two days. Mr. Capps: I beg my editor to not assign me anything by your band. Because I am a slightly physic person. And I had a vision the other day. In my vision I had crawl my eyes out looking at the promo pictures for you band, my ears where bleeding due to your terrible music, and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun because I couldn't believe the current state of the music industry. Warren: Now I know what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to fill your house with speakers blasting G2L's perfectly fine music.
" Thank you Warren, your an sweetheart. Haha, Mr Capps. Find yourself another stick to play with, you little-"
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" Brittany, so mean, you stop it."
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- Lyrica Mr.Capps takes out his tape recorder and turns it onMr. Capps: Diane, I am now taking bets to see how long it takes for G2L to break up. I'm guessing 3 weeks. |
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cappstv wrote:Moquel wrote:ALX wrote:cappstv wrote:Moquel wrote:G2L'S Debut single Ego is now released officially as an single. It will be released on airplay in two days. Mr. Capps: I beg my editor to not assign me anything by your band. Because I am a slightly physic person. And I had a vision the other day. In my vision I had crawl my eyes out looking at the promo pictures for you band, my ears where bleeding due to your terrible music, and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun because I couldn't believe the current state of the music industry. Warren: Now I know what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to fill your house with speakers blasting G2L's perfectly fine music.
" Thank you Warren, your an sweetheart. Haha, Mr Capps. Find yourself another stick to play with, you little-"
- Brittany.
" Brittany, so mean, you stop it."
- Hira Vine
" You can have this 40 year virgin take things about your art and talent if you want too, Miss Vine!"
- Brittany
" Take an breather, Brittany."
- Lyrica Mr.Capps takes out his tape recorder and turns it onMr. Capps: Diane, I am now taking bets to see how long it takes for G2L to break up. I'm guessing 3 weeks. " Your an asshole, guy, like seriously, stop hating on us."
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Moquel wrote:cappstv wrote:Moquel wrote:ALX wrote:cappstv wrote:Moquel wrote:G2L'S Debut single Ego is now released officially as an single. It will be released on airplay in two days. Mr. Capps: I beg my editor to not assign me anything by your band. Because I am a slightly physic person. And I had a vision the other day. In my vision I had crawl my eyes out looking at the promo pictures for you band, my ears where bleeding due to your terrible music, and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun because I couldn't believe the current state of the music industry. Warren: Now I know what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to fill your house with speakers blasting G2L's perfectly fine music.
" Thank you Warren, your an sweetheart. Haha, Mr Capps. Find yourself another stick to play with, you little-"
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" Brittany, so mean, you stop it."
- Hira Vine
" You can have this 40 year virgin take things about your art and talent if you want too, Miss Vine!"
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" Take an breather, Brittany."
- Lyrica Mr.Capps takes out his tape recorder and turns it onMr. Capps: Diane, I am now taking bets to see how long it takes for G2L to break up. I'm guessing 3 weeks. " Your an asshole, guy, like seriously, stop hating on us."
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Some metal fun: You go fuck your dog with that tiny thing you have between your leg's you over-sized dog i hope you do put a shootgun to your face and blow you ugly face up. |
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To further angry metal fans, here is my review of 'To Hell And Back'
David Hoster
'To Hell And Back'
This is a bad year for both metal music, and David Hoster. He contributed to not only one terrible album, but two. 'To Hell And Back' is somehow even worst then Hellspawn's new album. The vocals are just loud and annoying. The instruments are just noisy and seem to have no direction. This is possibly the single worst album i ever listen to. This album is the antithesis of what an album should be. I can see years from now when some young teenager tells his dad he's forming a band that the dad is going to hand him this album and say,"Whatever you do, do not sound like these guys." As of right now I am chopping this album into tiny pieces. I then plan on melting each piece and putting each melted peace in a glass tube. I will take this glass tube and put a cork plug in it. I then plan on throwing each glass tube into separate volcanoes and hope this album goes back to where it came from. That being music hell. Whats even worst Only Metal Allowed Magazine's review of this album. It is almost as if David Hoster said to them, here's some cash write a good review. The reviewer of course took the cash, and gave it 4 stars instead of 5 because he still has some respect for the music industry.
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cappstv wrote:To further angry metal fans, here is my review of 'To Hell And Back'
David Hoster
'To Hell And Back'
This is a bad year for both metal music, and David Hoster. He contributed to not only one terrible album, but two. 'To Hell And Back' is somehow even worst then Hellspawn's new album. The vocals are just loud and annoying. The instruments are just noisy and seem to have no direction. This is possibly the single worst album i ever listen to. This album is the antithesis of what an album should be. I can see years from now when some young teenager tells his dad he's forming a band that the dad is going to hand him this album and say,"Whatever you do, do not sound like these guys." As of right now I am chopping this album into tiny pieces. I then plan on melting each piece and putting each melted peace in a glass tube. I will take this glass tube and put a cork plug in it. I then plan on throwing each glass tube into separate volcanoes and hope this album goes back to where it came from. That being music hell. Whats even worst Only Metal Allowed Magazine's review of this album. It is almost as if David Hoster said to them, here's some cash write a good review. The reviewer of course took the cash, and gave it 4 stars instead of 5 because he still has some respect for the music industry.
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genocidal king wrote:Cassie Summers: We got a show in London on Monday night...bring it on Capps, you cum gargling illiterate junkie!
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cappstv wrote:genocidal king wrote:Cassie Summers: We got a show in London on Monday night...bring it on Capps, you cum gargling illiterate junkie!
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Meh, I am indifferent now really...who cares what some journo hack has to say about someone's reveiw, with it been a personal opinion and all. Very certain he'd rubbish our stuff but if we are rolling in the cash from it's sales then that's all that matters.
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cappstv wrote:To further angry metal fans, here is my review of 'To Hell And Back'
David Hoster
'To Hell And Back'
This is a bad year for both metal music, and David Hoster. He contributed to not only one terrible album, but two. 'To Hell And Back' is somehow even worst then Hellspawn's new album. The vocals are just loud and annoying. The instruments are just noisy and seem to have no direction. This is possibly the single worst album i ever listen to. This album is the antithesis of what an album should be. I can see years from now when some young teenager tells his dad he's forming a band that the dad is going to hand him this album and say,"Whatever you do, do not sound like these guys." As of right now I am chopping this album into tiny pieces. I then plan on melting each piece and putting each melted peace in a glass tube. I will take this glass tube and put a cork plug in it. I then plan on throwing each glass tube into separate volcanoes and hope this album goes back to where it came from. That being music hell. Whats even worst Only Metal Allowed Magazine's review of this album. It is almost as if David Hoster said to them, here's some cash write a good review. The reviewer of course took the cash, and gave it 4 stars instead of 5 because he still has some respect for the music industry.
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Here's my review of the koko gig
Stacey Walton
London Calling is a great punk song. Sadly it has become overrated. But Stacey Walton has given new life to London Calling. Listening to her set was like getting an adrenaline shot of kick ass. We don't seem to hear enough Replacement covers now days. And her original songs were on par with her covers. She seems to actual care about what she plays, and not just be in it for the money. Meanwhile....
CBC
You got to be fucking kidding me. While others were hypnotize by a show that had nothing to due with music, I was crying to myself. Stacey Walton and Cassie are almost polar opposites. While Stacey's set was about music, Cassie's set was almost as much about the music as MTV is a almost about the music. In other words, It wasn't about the music. It was about Cassie. I am not going to go much more in depth here. I am suppose to be judging this gig, and if this gig is about Cassie, I am not entitled to judge it. I am a professional music critic, not a professional human critic.
But if the show was about the music...
5/5 For Stacey
short but sweet
CBC 2/5
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