The band ran on stage, weapons of war in hands. “Get ready to fucking mosh bitches!” Screamed Ben down his mic. The whole crowd screamed and begged for them to begin. Suddenly the drums kicked in and the signature drum solo from Clowning Around was understood by everyone. The band burst into the punk song with Ben screaming a lot. He got the whole crowd to sing along and then sway with him as he slowed the song down. Then, BANG they ripped into Don't Need Viagra, When I’ve Got You. They played the same version as they had at the battle of the bands – a VERY heavy metal version with Ben screaming loads of the lyrics.

“This songs called Life Inside A Bubble, hope you guys like it! Well, actually, we know you do, cos you all downloaded it off Itunes! FUCK YEAH LETS GO!” Screamed Liam – this was one of his songs, that he sung and Ben went off backstage to fuck some groupie as Liam sung the Pink Floyd – esque song, with the whole audience signing the lyrics, lighters in the air. Then, Razor ran on stage. Lead Singer Tom ran up to the mic and yelled,

“Hello New Jersey!” The crowd screamed in response. “We’re going to play our debut single City Lights with our good friends the Lost!” The crowd screamed even louded. “Ready Guys?” The two bands members nodded and the song begun, involving a lot of solos and screaming, they extended the song to 6 minutes just to get in the additional solos and live atmosphere. After the song The Lost bowed out to huge applause and screams and college girls throwing their underwear on stage (also a fair few of elderly ladies), and the Razor took off. Razor played two covers – one of Champagne Supernova and one of Personal Jesus. They too bowed off and left the stage.

Fat Chance gets on the stage wearing clothes Avril Lavigne's style.
Fat Chance: *gay voice* I'm here to announce that the guys didn't come so I thought of making an Avril cover concert tonight! Awesome, right?!
Crowd hoots.
Fat Chance: What? He was a skater boy, whatever comes next. *laughs*
Favorite Son gets on stage wearing a bikini.
Fat Chance: Wow, you even shaved your legs!
Favorite Son: Of course I did. I want to look beautiful for all the guys on the crowd. *blows kiss*
Then St. Jimmy gets on stage, wearing a horse costume, with Extraoridnary Girl on his back.
St. Jimmy: You're fat Extraordinary Girl, my back is killing me.
Extraordinary Girl: You're just too weak. Not a nice horse.
St. Jimmy: I'm the best horse on the world! *makes a horse's noise*
Fat Chance gets his guitar and starts playing the first notes to Mommy, Can I go Out and Protest Tonight? and on the middle of the song he sings the first two lines of He Wasn't by Avril Lavigne.
Fat Chance: Ok, I'll stop with the Avril Lavigne stuff. Come on, she's the queen on Punk Rock! *laughs*
St. Jimmy: Yesterday, I met a fan on a market and he asked me what the fuck we were doing wearing these weird costumes. I told him that I had no idea. Can you explain Fat Chance?
Fat Chance: We're just not a serious band anymore. The Prisoners' life is ending, so let's end it with style!
They play No Fascist Police, followed by a lot of their old songs, some even from the first album.
Favorite Son: I'm feeling cold here.
Fat Chance takes off his shirt and wraps around Favorite Son's legs.
Favorite Son: Thank you kind sir. I'll show you my boobs after we finish here.
They play the song Mommy's Little Rebel, and when Favorite Son tries to jump, he falls on the floor with his guitar and twists his arm.
Favorite Son: OUCH! MY ARM IS BROKEN! HELP ME, HELP ME! *starts to cry*
The crowd and the band all start to laugh hard for about 2 minutes, before St. Jimmy actually helped him.
Extraordinary Girl: What a fucking baby.
Fat Chance: Our mate almost died according to him, so we're leaving. Sorry to leave earlier, but Favorite Son is a stupid junkie motherfucker, so blame him and throw cans of his twisted arm every time you see him. This is an order from your master! Bye bye, you all. See ya on round 2 of Battle of the Bands, if you voted for us. If not, see you in hell!
The rest of the band leaves the stage.

Setlist

Mommy, Can I go Out and Protest Tonight?
No Fascist Police
Kiss This UK
Not in Our Name
Kill the Rich
Never Surrender
You Have a Terrible Halitosis (So Stop Talking)
Mommy's Little Rebel

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Lightning Cross, consisting of Michael Anderson on vocals, Frank Thomas on drums, Tom Holson on bass, and Lenny Thompson on lead guitar walked on stage.

Michael: Thank you! Are you ready to rock n roll?(crowd cheers) O.k. then...What are we waiting for?!

They started out with "Thunder Alley" their biggest single and a rocking tune. Lenny changed it up a little with an improvised solo made up on the spot, that may have been better than the one on the album.

They then played "The Dark Road Ahead" a slower song but still upbeat, that got the crowd on their feet and dancing.

Michael: -singing- When the night is long (drum beats) and your feet our tired! (guitar and drums) just remember...my words...and you'll get along. (Guitar Solo) The dark road ahead! is long and steep!(ending drum beats)

They then played "Harmful" another slow but powerful song that got the crowd dancing, after the song was over they took their bows and left the stage.

The Rockers all came out, Johnny Johnson on vocals, Gary Roberts on drums, Randy Wild on guitar, but Joey Johnson who is still in the hospital, did not.

Johnny: Well, as you may know Joey was in a bad car wreck a few days ago...Well, me and the band decided that he would want us to play tonight...we looked all over for a quick replacement and came to a decision. Please welcome back Robert Kain of The Shadows, also our former lead guitarist.

Robert: Hello again New Jersey! Johnny.

Johnny: We figured who better to play with us, than our own former member...right? (crowd cheers) Well any way, lets get on with the music!

"Peace and Love" was their first song, a slow love song which kept the mood that the Joey car crash had started, but their next song picked the crowd up, "Bridge to Nowhere" as song from one of their original albums that had not been played in a while but got the crowd on their feet and cheering.

They played songs like "Love from the alleyway" and "Around the Corner for Me" Then they played "Shots were fired and "Journey into Darkness" Which are all songs that had made it into the top ten charts.

Johnny: Well, when we play...we normally play two of our classics. But we decided that if you can uh...cheer loud enough, we'll play three. What do you think let me hear you! (screams)

They then played "Long way from home" an old song from their second album, and "Rock" from their first album. "The Best of Real Life" was the third song.

Johnny: You know what, I'm in a good mood tonight, you fans have realy been a great crowd today...how about a few more? (cheers) Ha ha...okay lets go!

They then played one of their most famous song "Too Tough" a song that helped make the band what they are today which came out as a single before their first album. It has fast paced guitar solos and a heavy bass line with steady drums in the back ground.

All of the lights in the area went down and the band began playing "Evil" a famous song from their newest album with steady bass drums and heavy bass that is similar to "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath. After the song was over the band played "Good" with bright yellow lights glaring onto the stage, the song is similar to "Evil" with a more upbeat nature and happier lyrics. Then the band bowed and left the stage.

The crowd continued to cheer for a good 10 minutes, and finally the band came back out. Yellow and dark purple/black lights shined onto the stage. Then they played "The Battle of Good and Evil" a song from their new album which made number one on the charts and talks about how no matter what challenge we are faced with, we can survive...will survive. After the song was done, Gary and Randy Wild left the stage with the two original members still on stage. Johnny walked up.

Johnny: You know, this band has been through a lot. We were faced with critics, haters, and were not liked by fellow bands...But we have come through and dam*it if we wont come through this...Joey is in a very critical condition, his knee is shattered and his arm is broken, his stomach is ruptured...not to mention he might not live...but this morning, Joey went into a coma. We have had a hard time dealing with this, Joey is my brother and knowing him...he will make it but...

Robert: I left this band to go my own way...not because I didnt like it here, let me get that out first. Second, Joey was like a brother to me as well... I knew him since I was in high school. He's a tough SOB and I think he will make it but, we need to let you fans know that there is not a lot of hope...

Johnny: We want to thank you for your support and want you all to know that what ever happens, this band will not go away. No matter the result, this band will come out stronger and I swear to you on this day, that we will rock you until the day that every single one of us is six feet under! That is the only way that this train will stop, you can drive us off a cliff, but we'll keep running along on the bottom! This band...will not die!

The crowd cheered loudly and the two took their bows. They left the stage with an over all good feeling and the crowd felt the same. It was a good night, hope the next few will be kind as well...

The lights went down as the opening bars of Greig's 'Hall of the Mountain King' (aka the Alton Towers theme!!) booms out over the PA. The stage is littered with a whole host of instruments and a huge video screen as the band, dressed in some rather fetching sparkly spandex outfits, take to the stage. This is only the bands second performance since their return and their first full show. "Good Evening New Jersey" booms vocalist Herr Fische in his broad North Eastern accent as he stands in front of one of 3 trees that appear on stage. "We are Herr Fische, it's good to be back. Here's the first song!!" The band launch into a new version of their classic 'Acid Woman' before it morphed into their latest single 'Four Crows'. The band are on top form tonight, drawing mainly from their extensive back catalougue which the band have dubbed the 'Old Era'. The band also brought along their own dance troupe who gave an energetic performance during the songs 'What Have You Done?' and 'The Shape of Things to Come "How about a new song?" asked keyboardist Foetus as he hung monkey style from one of the afformentioned trees. "This is a new song called 'Odds and Evens'. The crowd reacted well to the song, featuring a full size church organ which the band have named 'Olga', co-incidently the name of the next new song that they played. The new songs were quite heavily prog rock influenced with a hint of psychadelia thrown into the mix. Around half way through the show, sexy guitarist Kii Kii Lii took to the mike. "We're getting lonely up here. I think you know what time it is!!!" The band launched their now infamous dance off competition. Over 200 people gave the security a heard time as they rushed to the stage to party. The competition was won by a guy named Jez from New York. After the stage was cleared of people, the band performed their famous cover versions, this time going with a performance of 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson and featured the HF Dance Troupe and a blistering guitar solo from usually rythym guitarist TomTom and Blondie's Call Me before finishing with a stomping drum and bass influenced mashup of their songs Funky Shit and Boombox. "Thank You America, we'll be back soon.!!!

Set List
Acid Woman (Bad Headache Mix)
Four Crows
Hit 'N' Run
Donna Kebab
Asking Abraham Part 1
Almost Jesus
Asking Abraham Part 2
What Have You Done? (Ft HF Dance Troupe)
The Shape of Things to Come (Ft HF Dance Troupe)
Odds and Evens (New Song)
Olga (New Song)

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Dance Of Competition

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Beat It (Cover Version- Ft HF Dance Troupe, TomTom Guitar Solo)
Call Me (Cover Version- Kii Kii Lii on Vocals)
Funky Shit/Boombox

Stephanie anticipated entrance is sheered on by the crowd. As she marches into the stage she is seen with a sexy rock silver and pink dress with silver stilettos with three back-up dancer that have matching outfits.

Stephanie then yells:
Are you ready for Fierceness Rock Mode Power.

(The crowd cheers. The Electric guitar begins playing and Stephanie and her back up dancers do a Dance solo and Stephanie begins to sing Rock Mode while dancing.)
Stephanie yells "Put your hands in the ayer" (and everyone puts their hands up), Let me hear all my peoples come on"
(The crowd goes insane. She finishes her song by softening things up with the piano but ending hard and through with the drums and electric guitar.)

Stephanie yells:
Are you guys ready for some Electricity? The crowd goes insane again.

(Stephanie begins to perform Electric Club, during her performance she rips of the bottom of her dress and it turn out she had pants under it that had the word Electricity slanted vertically on the sides. She finishes her performance with a classic cheerleader lift up)

Stephanie says:
All right everyone, aren't ya'll Fabulous, I don't know about you but I'm always getting attention. Thats why they call me, the attention grabber.

(Stephanie begins to sing "Attention Grabber" grabber. Three muscular man come out and begin to give her massages and kiss her legs. She then asks the crowd for some participation and brings someone up to the stage and finishes the song with the guest from the crowd.)


Stephanie says:
All right, this last song here, is my personal best. It's called "No Tempo"

During her performance 6 hot girls come out with water guns just like the music video and spray it against the crowd, the big surprise is that the water is pink.

All right yall, hope your having fun, I don't know about you but I had a great time. Thank you guys for listening, Love you all.
(The Crowd goes insane once more) A chant is heard while she walks off-stage. (Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie)



Set list:
"Rock Mode" + Dance Solo
"Electric Club" + Dress take off
"Attention Grabber" + 3 muscle men + Guest
"No Tempo" + Water Gun Shooting

Edited by user 03 April 2009 00:54:19(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Still need performances from - Splashed With Many A Speck, Fire Cracker 47, The Cris Molko Experience, The Infidels, Gillians, Nuttycat, Elctroshock, and Infernal Tribute!

OOC: True, but I wanted to get everyone's attention as most of the artist have not performed yet and the event was 4 days ago.

No problem... but what did you mean by "To be fair I did sign up."???

Bikki aka. Ben Kitton aka. NuttycaT staggers to the streets. Nerves overcome him. "Just a short performance," his mind says to itself. "That's all you need ...."
"Good luck," says Raven Storme of Moronic Changeling, who will perform as his backing band due to his original backing band, Firecracker 47, being unable to make it.
His backing band begin playing "This Is Me". NuttycaT sings quietly, until getting louder, filling the streets with his voice, for the catchy chorus -
This is me, this is me, this is all I'm gonna be,
This is me, this is me, it's all I know how to be,
Can't you see, can't you see, I can't get any better
And I can't get any worse.
The line on the second verse ending with "SPOON!" continues to mystify all but Ben himself. In the middle eight and the end, NuttycaT makes use of Kaethe Jenkins being there, singing with her beautiful voice backing him up.
"Hi, I'm NuttycaT," Ben says, "and this is my backing band, in case you don't know them, which you do - Kaethe, Raven, Krista, Modi, Alex and Jet - MORONIC CHANGELING!" The crowd cheers like mad. "I'm gonna do a song with Ketz now, which I did with Stephanie Fierce, this is called 'Dirty Undercover'."
She may not be Stephanie Fierce, but she is Kaethe Jenkins, another sexy singer of the music industry. Singing alongside Ben, she does pretty well. The audience enjoy Kaethe's dancing.
"Thanks," says NuttycaT. "This is one I did as the main singer with my brother Morti backing. This is called 'Snow Angel'."
Alex Meerkat takes over the slide guitar for this one, leaving Raven to join in later. Ben sings, a voice unique, feminine this time.
When the lyric turns to -
And lay down by the frozen lake, lie in the frozen snow
And fully conscious, fully sure and peacefully I go.
NuttycaT lies down in the street, curling up, as if suicidal himself. (He's actually rolling around due to a lot of back pain yet valiantly carrying on, but the crowd don't know that and think it's stage effects.) Ben manages to get up to sing the final verse and then the ending, Kaethe joining in on backing vocals -
I'm a snow angel (I'm a snow angel), just a snow angel (just a snow angel),
Nothing left of me (nothing left of me), nothing needs to be.
Nothing left to invite tears (I'm a snow angel), nothing left to heighten fears,
Nothing left to hurt my friends (just a snow angel), nothing but this calming end.
Snow angel (I'm a snow angel), just a snow angel,
Nothing left of me (just a snow angel), just how I want - to - be ....
"This is the last song - and my last live song ever," Ben explains, now out of breath. "I'm ending my career soon." The audience respond with "aww!", and NuttycaT carries on. "I like to sing - songs by - All Time Low. I usually do 'Remembering Sunday' and play with my voice - now I'm going to do - their new song .... 'Weightless'!"
The crowd cheers as the Moronics open up the song, and Ben goes into an Alex Gaskarth impression to end the show. If you were the 'caT, you'd want to feel weightless .... and that should be enough!
"Thankyou Moronic Changeling, thankyou everyone, enjoy the rest of the show!" Ben runs off the street, leaving the Moronics to encore his set with "Shop Assistant", as the crowd shout for it.

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Setlist -
1. This Is Me
2. Dirty Undercover
3. Snow Angel
4. Weightless
Encore -
5. Shop Assistant (Moronic Changeling)

Edited by user 06 April 2009 00:59:27(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified