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Offline bikz  
#561 Posted : 02 April 2009 00:22:21(UTC)
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Raven : So - Laine, Jack, Dick - you're friends of Kate's, here for the party?
Dick : There's a party going on?
Jack : Course there's a party, look around! You really live up to your name, bro.
Laine : I thought us three - four, when Mason gets here - were just meeting Kate. Secret mission of some sort, to do with music?
*Kash walks in with the cake*
Kash : I come bearing cake! *puts the cake down on a table*
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Raven : Houston, we have a problem.
Kash : Hey, Kitena's heavily pregnant, don't expect her to be at her best ....
Dick : *whispers to Jack* KITENA! We gotta hear this!
Jack : *whispers to Dick* Stop living up to your name! There must be loads of Kitenas! What are the chances?
Raven : Not the cake, you pretzel. Kate's set up a meeting - here - where her surprise party's going to be. Before the party. With these guys, "the bastards" they call themselves.
Dick : Excuse me, lady, but do you mean Kitena Bridges of Santa Monica, California?
Kash : She calls herself Kitena Dale because of some illegitimate cousins of hers named Jack and Dick Bridges, but yes, same person.
Jack : I'm Jack Bridges, and this is my twin, Dick.
*Nick walks out of the bogs*
Nick : Kasia! Lovely to see ya! Now, 'bout stayin' yer ....
Dick/Jack/Laine : KASIA!?
Kash : Don't worry, I'll go.
Laine : NO! STAY!
Kash : No, whoever you are, Kate doesn't like me, I'm sure she won't want me here. *leaves*
Laine : I have to meet her! Apologise to Kate and Mason for me. *follows Kash*
Jack : Typical Kasia. I don't want to meet her.
Dick : Me neither. Once a runaway bitch, always a runaway bitch.

(OOC : This story's gonna be fun - Nick, Mayhem & Alex invited everyone to the party, BTW. Feel free to drop in!)

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#562 Posted : 02 April 2009 03:18:39(UTC)
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*The Prisoners and Revolução Armada get into the bar after receiving invitations for the party*

Fat Chance: This is the cake Kitena did? I see me and my child are lucky bastards!
Favorite Son: Parteeeeeeeeeeeee!!
St. Jimmy: I see your arm is getting better.
Favorite Son: I'm on morphine, I can't feel anything.
Greg: The doctor gave you morphine?
Favorite Son: He gave me a little, and I bought some more.
Fat Chance: Didn't you say you'd stop with drugs?
Favorite Son: My arm hurts, I need it!
Eduardo: Oh well...anyone else about?
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#563 Posted : 02 April 2009 03:50:25(UTC)
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Raven : Hi! (: Yup, Kitena made that - since giving up music, she's been into cake design. So you guys are Kitena's cousins then?
Jack : Cousins on the paternal side, our father is the brother of Kitena's late father. On the maternal side - half-brothers.
Dick : Our mom and Kitena's mom is the same bitch.
Nick : Fuckinell! Kash is fuckin' creepy! Get me sumfin' strong!
Raven : One of those crazy Swiss mountain drinks for Nickola please - I think I'll have one too.
*Fern and Mason walk in*
Mason : Hope I'm not too late.
Fern : I delayed Kate by asking her and Alex to babysit the sextuplets while we meet some guys, the sitter should be coming at six and then Kate and Alex should be coming here.
Nick : Good on ya.
Mason : So, where's these other "bastards" then?
Jack : I'm one of the American ones, this is the other, the Aussie one fucked off - I guess you're the Brit?
Mason : That I am. Just call me Mason. This is Fern, my wife.
Fern : Hi ....

*Firecracker 47 and the rest of the Moronic Changeling girls burst in*
Joshy : HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S ROXY! :D
Roxy : IT'S ME! :D PARTY!
Modi : Soft drinks for these two please, they're already high on life. For me, however .... ;)
Krista : She'll be off her face and laying whoever soon.
Raven : FUCK! This is my first AND LAST Swiss hot chocolate! There is so much alcohol in this! Hey everyone! Hey Roxy, good to see ya!

Edited by user 02 April 2009 03:53:46(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline bikz  
#564 Posted : 02 April 2009 04:10:47(UTC)
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Nick : I jus' go' a tex' off Meerkat, they be outside! Everyone 'ide be'ind stuff!
*people hide behind sofas etc., Alex and Kate walk in - everyone jumps out*
Bunch of people : SURPRISE!
Alex : Happy birthday baby! *kisses Kate*
Kate : Whoa, well-planned! Alex, Mason, Nick, Mayhem .... you all set this up?
Mason : That we did.
Kate : Thankyou! :D
Alex : Beer for the birthday girl, please!
Bartender : Oh alright, being as you're in adult company and only - three years underage.
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#565 Posted : 02 April 2009 04:12:05(UTC)
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Fat Chance: You're from Kitena's family? Nice to meet you, I'm her fiance.
Favorite Son: I'm getting drinks, anyone wants?
Leslie: Bring me some! I suppose they're free, right?
Greg: Leslie!
Leslie: What? I haven't brought any money!
Favorite Son: I'll bring Absinthe!
Eduardo: NO, don't do that. We don't want to see Leslie drunk, do we?
Favorite Son: *goes to bar and returns with one full bottle of Absinthe* Who's up for some?
Leslie: *gets glass and fills with Absinthe*
Eduardo: Let's wait until Kate arrives, right?
Leslie: Fine.
*Kate arrives*
Everybody: Happy Birthday Kate!
Leslie: Absinthe? *drinks*

Edited by user 02 April 2009 04:17:24(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline Aj  
#566 Posted : 02 April 2009 04:27:02(UTC)
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Liam: Hey guys! This is Tom, hes from some crappy band called Razor.
Tom: Fuck off mate, we fucking kick ass. And you're the one who asked to play city lights with us at Underground. Asshole.
Liam: Love you to
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#567 Posted : 02 April 2009 04:33:35(UTC)
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Mason : Who isn't from Kitena's family? I'm her half-brother too, I'm only 10 months older. Kash works fast.
Modi : Did someone say absinthe? ABSINTHE!
Alex : Drinks are free, I got Ms. Works-Fast to set up a tab.
Dick : Drink a lot, the BITCH pays for it!
Kate : Good excuse, though maybe she's not such a bitch if she's paying ....
Jack : Trust me, she's a bitch. Just ask Kitena about her dad.
Kate : Fuck Kash talk, let's have some music!
Alex : We'll provide it. Up for it, Kathie?
*Alex and Kate get on the stage, borrow some spare guitars and amps and perform the latest Kamikaze Meerkat single, "Love, Fifteen"*
Joshy : Aww! :D
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#568 Posted : 02 April 2009 04:34:08(UTC)
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Fat Chance: Hey, you're on the second band we signed with our label! How are you mate?
Greg: He's our label mate?
St. Jimmy: Yup. I signed Razor. They're a great band, I must say.
Leslie: Free drinks! *fills another glass of Absinthe* I guess I'm starting to get drunk.
Favorite Son: Wow, you're weak! Be right back *goes to bathroom*

Edited by user 02 April 2009 04:36:47(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#569 Posted : 02 April 2009 04:39:37(UTC)
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Aj wrote:
Liam: Hey guys! This is Tom, hes from some crappy band called Razor.
Tom: Fuck off mate, we fucking kick ass. And you're the one who asked to play city lights with us at Underground. Asshole.
Liam: Love you to

Kate : Hey guys, welcome to the party!
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#570 Posted : 02 April 2009 05:06:36(UTC)
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Favorite Son: *returns*
St. Jimmy: Where were you?
Favorite Son: Around. Wait, my phone is ringing *aswers phone, talks for some seconds and hangs up*
Fat Chance: Who was it?
Favorite Son: Suzi.
St. Jimmy: What did she want?
Favorite Son: She's giving birth to my child as we speak.
Fat Chance: WHAT? But he was suposed to be born next month.
Favorite Son: She said he's a bit premature.
Greg: You're not going to the hospital?!
Favorite Son: I don't know.
St. Jimmy: I'll go, with...Greg! The last thing Suzi needs is a stoned father for her baby. Greg, take your camera, Favorite Son may want to watch it when he's not high.
Greg: Ok. *leaves with St. Jimmy*
Eduardo: We'll just sit and wait?
Fat Chance: And enjoy Kate's party!

Edited by user 02 April 2009 05:14:20(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#571 Posted : 02 April 2009 06:16:00(UTC)
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*Jimmy and Jaska walk in*
Jimmy:Yo guys
Jaska:Hei
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#572 Posted : 02 April 2009 06:35:15(UTC)
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Liam: Hey Jimmy, whats up?
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#573 Posted : 02 April 2009 06:38:00(UTC)
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Jimmy:Writing music with Jaska
Jaska:Yep everything's going really well ,we wrote a new nimrods song and a new sanitarium song
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#574 Posted : 02 April 2009 06:57:35(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
*Jimmy and Jaska walk in*
Jimmy:Yo guys
Jaska:Hei


Fat Chance: Hi Jimmy, and, erm, I forgot your name. Sorry, I'm not good on remembering foreign names.
Favorite Son: His name is Jaska.
Fat Chance: Oh, right.
Favorite Son: Know what's funny? My girlfirend is having my child on Apil Fool's Day! *laughs*
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#575 Posted : 02 April 2009 06:57:57(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy:Writing music with Jaska
Jaska:Yep everything's going really well ,we wrote a new nimrods song and a new sanitarium song

Liam: cool, send us a copy once you record some shit yeah?
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#576 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:06:12(UTC)
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(OOC : Sorry. Went out on an emergency drinking session. The emergency being that Beer Is Good.)

*Alex leaves for a bit, then comes back, carrying the cake*
Everyone : Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Kate .... Happy Birthday To You! WOO!
Alex : *cutting the cake and giving pieces out* Happy Birthday Kathie!
Kate : *tasting the first piece* Whoa, this is fucking amazing stuff. Tastes gorgeous! Kitenaware I assume!
Alex : We wouldn't get any less for you. *kisses Kate*
Kate : Excuse me, my phone's ringing .... *answers her mobile* Kamikaze Kate speaking. Oh, hi Laine, shame we didn't meet .... WHAT!? I'll tell everyone. *puts phone down*
Jack : What was that bastard on about?
Kate : Laine said that Kash said that Kitena's giving birth.

Edited by user 02 April 2009 07:14:50(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#577 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:10:04(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
*Jimmy and Jaska walk in*
Jimmy:Yo guys
Jaska:Hei


Fat Chance: Hi Jimmy, and, erm, I forgot your name. Sorry, I'm not good on remembering foreign names.
Favorite Son: His name is Jaska.
Fat Chance: Oh, right.
Favorite Son: Know what's funny? My girlfirend is having my child on Apil Fool's Day! *laughs*


Jimmy:Cool!
Jaska:My name isn't too hard to remember Yah Skah
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#578 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:12:24(UTC)
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Fat Chance: Kitena...is giving birth....?
Favorite Son: *laughing hard like an idiot* That's so funny. My baby and your baby, and also Kate were born on April Fool's Day!
Fat Chance: Where's she?! I Must be with her! Leslie...
Leslie: *drunk on sofa* Whaat?
Fat Chance: Nevermind. Eduardo, can you babysit Leslie and Favorite Son?
Eduardo: Sure.
Fat Chance: Arthur, you come with me.
Arthur: Why me? I hate hospitals.
Fat Chance: Eduardo is strong enough to knock out Favorite Son in case something happens.
Arthur: Fine...

OOC: Massive births on april fool's day FTW! :P

Edited by user 02 April 2009 07:17:12(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#579 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:15:37(UTC)
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Liam: I have a feeling this could all end in tears.
Ben: Why?
Liam: Its April fools day. Someone could be made to look like a bit of a fool.
Mike: Damn. Dude. You aint makin no sense. Even less than me.
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#580 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:21:34(UTC)
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Kate : She's in California, Santa Monica UCLA to be precise. Laine just drove Kash there. Apparently it's not too early, Kitena's 33 weeks gone, and the baby should do well.
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