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Offline SKELEToN MaN  
#541 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:08:56(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
SKELEToN MaN wrote:
Are you hot? I can't really tell.

Kash : Depends what you think ....
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.... I used to look like my daughter Kitena, but then I grew up beautiful. So there is still hope for her, Fat Chance!


D.D: "Wow. Not bad, not bad at all. We should sex? We should marry? I should get your money?"
THE CLEVLAND STEAMERS ARE:
Zakk Flashone- Vox/Guitar
Blair Bouwmester- Drums
Ryan Guitierez- Bass/Vox

Broken Boy Soldiers is:
D.D Dreamer- Everything

Machiavellian Records
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Offline The Nimrods  
#542 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:09:55(UTC)
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SKELEToN MaN wrote:
bikz wrote:
SKELEToN MaN wrote:
Are you hot? I can't really tell.

Kash : Depends what you think ....
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.... I used to look like my daughter Kitena, but then I grew up beautiful. So there is still hope for her, Fat Chance!


D.D: "Wow. Not bad, not bad at all. We should sex? We should marry? I should get your money?"


Kit: I say threesome
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Raphaela  
#543 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:10:48(UTC)
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Fat Chance: I'm no top model either, so we're perfect for each other.
St. Jimmy: He's really in love with her.
Extraordinary Girl: The Nimrods got some handsome guys!
St. Jimmy: Hey Jack and Jaska. I'm Jimmy, you probably know that by now. But don't worry we'll have plenty time to know each other on the tour.
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Offline SKELEToN MaN  
#544 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:12:04(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
SKELEToN MaN wrote:
bikz wrote:
SKELEToN MaN wrote:
Are you hot? I can't really tell.

Kash : Depends what you think ....
UserPostedImage
.... I used to look like my daughter Kitena, but then I grew up beautiful. So there is still hope for her, Fat Chance!


D.D: "Wow. Not bad, not bad at all. We should sex? We should marry? I should get your money?"


Kit: I say threesome


D.D: "I'm down. You in Kash?"
THE CLEVLAND STEAMERS ARE:
Zakk Flashone- Vox/Guitar
Blair Bouwmester- Drums
Ryan Guitierez- Bass/Vox

Broken Boy Soldiers is:
D.D Dreamer- Everything

Machiavellian Records
D.D Dreamer- CEO

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Offline bikz  
#545 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:13:13(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy: *goes upstairs with Bikki and a lot of beer* see you guys later
Davey:Great Jimmy's going upstairs to have sex and I'm stuck with Kit

Jimmy : I'm stuck with Kash (showing off), Nick (bit drunk and talking even more like a pirate) and them two snogging in the corner.
Nick : YARR! YE SCURRRVY DOGS!
Kate (to Alex, ignoring everyone else) : Oh baby, I wish I wasn't underage .... *kissy kissy*
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Offline The Nimrods  
#546 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:13:50(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
Fat Chance: I'm no top model either, so we're perfect for each other.
St. Jimmy: He's really in love with her.
Extraordinary Girl: The Nimrods got some handsome guys!
St. Jimmy: Hey Jack and Jaska. I'm Jimmy, you probably know that by now. But don't worry we'll have plenty time to know each other on the tour.


Davey: I hate to brag but, yeah we're fucking sexy
Kit:Can't disagree there
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#547 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:15:57(UTC)
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SKELEToN MaN wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Kit: I say threesome


D.D: "I'm down. You in Kash?"

Kash : Don't see why not ....
Jimmy : Be careful, she's a real lady.
Kash : You should know by now, Jimmy - not always. ;)
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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Offline Raphaela  
#548 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:16:26(UTC)
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Extraordinary Girl: I wasn't talking about you Davey, I was talking about Kit, Jaska and Jack.
Fat Chance: Burn.
St. Jimmy: She's his sister, it'd be so weird if she said he was handsome...
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Andrew Guinnard (Post-punk/acoustic)
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Offline SKELEToN MaN  
#549 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:17:04(UTC)
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bikz wrote:

Jimmy : I'm stuck with Kash


D.D: "Not for long... I'm channeling my inner Flashmaster"
THE CLEVLAND STEAMERS ARE:
Zakk Flashone- Vox/Guitar
Blair Bouwmester- Drums
Ryan Guitierez- Bass/Vox

Broken Boy Soldiers is:
D.D Dreamer- Everything

Machiavellian Records
D.D Dreamer- CEO

UserPostedImage
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Offline The Nimrods  
#550 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:17:20(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
Extraordinary Girl: I wasn't talking about you Davey, I was talking about Kit, Jaska and Jack.
Fat Chance: Burn.
St. Jimmy: She's his sister, it'd be so weird if she said he was handsome...


Davey: What about Jimmy??? *laughs*

OOC: Gotta go to sleep
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline SKELEToN MaN  
#551 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:18:15(UTC)
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* Kash and D.D (who is married) get a room, the rest you can imply*
THE CLEVLAND STEAMERS ARE:
Zakk Flashone- Vox/Guitar
Blair Bouwmester- Drums
Ryan Guitierez- Bass/Vox

Broken Boy Soldiers is:
D.D Dreamer- Everything

Machiavellian Records
D.D Dreamer- CEO

UserPostedImage
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WWW
Offline Raphaela  
#552 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:19:10(UTC)
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Location: A place with iguanas

Thanks: 37 times
Was thanked: 99 time(s) in 63 post(s)
The Nimrods wrote:
Raphaela wrote:
Extraordinary Girl: I wasn't talking about you Davey, I was talking about Kit, Jaska and Jack.
Fat Chance: Burn.
St. Jimmy: She's his sister, it'd be so weird if she said he was handsome...


Davey: What about Jimmy??? *laughs*

OOC: Gotta go to sleep


Extraordinary Girl: *blushes* Yeah...him too...

OOC: Anyone staying?

Edited by user 23 March 2009 12:21:45(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Andrew Guinnard (Post-punk/acoustic)
Lucy Tankeray (Pop diva/weird)
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Offline bikz  
#553 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:23:31(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Davey: What about Jimmy??? *laughs*


Extraordinary Girl: *blushes* Yeah...him too...

Jimmy : O RLY? ;)
Nick : Not you, Bishop ya dick'ead.
Jimmy : O RLY I won't tell Bikki. That's what I meant.
Nick : Bollocks! YARR!
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
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Offline bikz  
#554 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:24:36(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
OOC: Anyone staying?

OOC : Might hang about a bit.
UserPostedImage
There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
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WWW BLOG
Offline The Nimrods  
#555 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:24:40(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Raphaela wrote:
Extraordinary Girl: I wasn't talking about you Davey, I was talking about Kit, Jaska and Jack.
Fat Chance: Burn.
St. Jimmy: She's his sister, it'd be so weird if she said he was handsome...


Davey: What about Jimmy??? *laughs*

OOC: Gotta go to sleep


Extraordinary Girl: *blushes* Yeah...him too...

OOC: Anyone staying?


Davey: don't be embarrassed little sis there are at least ten thousand women who think that.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Raphaela  
#556 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:28:03(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Davey: What about Jimmy??? *laughs*


Extraordinary Girl: *blushes* Yeah...him too...

Jimmy : O RLY? ;)
Nick : Not you, Bishop ya dick'ead.
Jimmy : O RLY I won't tell Bikki. That's what I meant.
Nick : Bollocks! YARR!


Extraordinary Girl: Oh no, what me and Jimmy had was a LONG time ago.
St. Jimmy: Bikki doesn't need to worry about anything, we'll hold her on tour.
Extraordinary Girl: You say like I was gonna rape him.
Fat Chance: And you won't?
Extraordinary Girl: Not funny.
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Offline SKELEToN MaN  
#557 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:30:35(UTC)
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Meanwhile in the hotel room...

D.D: "I love you money ba- I mean Kash. We should get married. Right now. Not anything to do with your money or anything. and don't worry about my current wife. We could use my, i mean our, i mean your, money to get rid of her... *evil laugh*"
THE CLEVLAND STEAMERS ARE:
Zakk Flashone- Vox/Guitar
Blair Bouwmester- Drums
Ryan Guitierez- Bass/Vox

Broken Boy Soldiers is:
D.D Dreamer- Everything

Machiavellian Records
D.D Dreamer- CEO

UserPostedImage
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Offline Raphaela  
#558 Posted : 23 March 2009 12:46:33(UTC)
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Fat Chance: Where's Favorite Son?
St. Jimmy: *looks outside* Passed out on the street.
Extraordinary Girl: Rehab?
St. Jimmy: I'll take him to my house, and talk about it tomorrow. If I have no luck, rehab.
Fat Chance: Good luck, because I've given up.
St. Jimmy: Now let's go. Fat Chance, help me drag him into the car.
Fat Chance: *helps*
Extraordinary Girl: I'm going too. *leaves*
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Offline Raphaela  
#559 Posted : 31 March 2009 12:00:11(UTC)
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OOC: Bumping this, because I need gossips for the magazine ;)

A strange person wearing an overcoat gets into the bar, puts small cameras on plants and sofas everywhere without anyone noticing, then buys a beer and leaves
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#560 Posted : 01 April 2009 20:45:55(UTC)
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*Nick (4'10"), Mayhem (7'4") & Raven (6'5") are decorating the place for a surprise party tonight*
Nick : C'mon you two! Don' be lazy! When I said extra pair of 'ands, Regan, I din't mean extra arse on the fuckin' sofa!
Raven : *mutters* Sucks being the tall ones, having to put everything up.
Mayhem : Where is Kate?
Nick : Meerkat be takin' 'er out fer the day, 'er'll be in yer 'bout six.
Mayhem : Where is cake?
Nick : Kash be bringin' it. Kitena's made the cake, should be a good 'un.
Raven : Do you really think that Kate will want Kash at her birthday party?
Nick : 'er can bugger off!
Raven : Do you really think we can ask Kash to bring the cake and then .... oh, forget it. *puts up more decorations*

*three men walk in the door, the girls look over*
Man #1 : Hello, ladies. Which one of you is Kamikaze Kate?
Raven : None of us, she'll be here later .... who are you?
Man #2 : We're here to see Kamikaze Kate, and a Mr. Mason as well. We are the bastards.
Nick : The wha!?

Edited by user 01 April 2009 20:57:10(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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