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Offline Mt. Epic  
#1 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:11:58(UTC)
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I know this sounds kind of stupid, but fuck it! I haven't made a thread in a while, and I feel reserved and need to open up. Gawd, this must be what middle aged women must feel who haven't had sex in a long time.

So, basically, I'll start with five words, and somebody adds on five words, and the next person adds five words, etc. and we'll be created sentences. Periods don't count as apart of the word count and they can be placed anywhere into the order.

I know this will last about 2-3 posts which will probably be about saying how stupid this idea is, but hell, couldn't hurt to try?

I'll start:




I woke up today and








Overall Words

I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who just being random isn't funny it is when you're bored, especially if you are horny, But not if you are covered in satan cum feces.

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Offline The Nimrods  
#2 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:17:14(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#3 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:18:03(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I

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Offline Mt. Epic  
#4 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:19:46(UTC)
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Offline The Nimrods  
#5 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:29:11(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Gildermershina  
#6 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:32:12(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#7 Posted : 12 March 2011 08:37:03(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Mt. Epic  
#8 Posted : 12 March 2011 10:05:34(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode
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Offline The Nimrods  
#9 Posted : 12 March 2011 10:10:48(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Mt. Epic  
#10 Posted : 12 March 2011 10:13:51(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos
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Offline The Nimrods  
#11 Posted : 12 March 2011 10:21:45(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Gildermershina  
#12 Posted : 12 March 2011 10:28:47(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who just being random isn't funny
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Offline The Nimrods  
#13 Posted : 12 March 2011 11:08:46(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who just being random isn't funny it is when you're bored
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Mt. Epic  
#14 Posted : 13 March 2011 13:38:47(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who just being random isn't funny it is when you're bored, especially if you are horny.
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#15 Posted : 07 April 2011 09:16:19(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who just being random isn't funny it is when you're bored, especially if you are horny, But not if you are
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#16 Posted : 08 April 2011 13:06:44(UTC)
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I woke up today and sucked a monkey's penis which tasted like coffee. So I ate my cream pie and the cream was really semen. I lied that didn't happen. But I wish it did. My crossdressing friend just rode a giraffe naked to a muffler shop. I sold dildos to an old lady who just being random isn't funny it is when you're bored, especially if you are horny, But not if you are covered in satan cum feces.
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