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Laurelles1 wrote:What's his sidekick going to be? A tin of lube or something? No two testicles called the "Balls Brothers" who he summons when he's in big trouble. They fuse inside their "super Scrotum" and attach to him to give him an energy booth. But as a part of the Lick squad he doesn't need sidekicks. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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The Nimrods wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:What's his sidekick going to be? A tin of lube or something? No two testicles called the "Balls Brothers" who he summons when he's in big trouble. They fuse inside their "super Scrotum" and attach to him to give him an energy booth. But as a part of the Lick squad he doesn't need sidekicks. And the super scrotum and penis attach to the Atomic Anus, creating, a super being |
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I get it now... and I'm guessing his only weakness is a vagina. Since he's gay. And likes cock. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:I get it now... and I'm guessing his only weakness is a vagina. Since he's gay. And likes cock. Yeah, thats like the main enemy, that and what ever that name of the bill was to ban gay marrage in california |
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Laurelles1 wrote:I get it now... and I'm guessing his only weakness is a vagina. Since he's gay. And likes cock. Exactly. OR his super splooge attack could be prevented resulting in him becoming unable to function in "blue balls" mode |
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What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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chopper1156 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:What's his sidekick going to be? A tin of lube or something? No two testicles called the "Balls Brothers" who he summons when he's in big trouble. They fuse inside their "super Scrotum" and attach to him to give him an energy booth. But as a part of the Lick squad he doesn't need sidekicks. And the super scrotum and penis attach to the Atomic Anus, creating, a super being Dude, one of the members would be "Climax" and his sidekick "Vibratron". |
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Could be. I think they sound more like superpowers that he would shout out before he unleashes cock power. You know, like in Mortal Kombat. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Could be. I think they sound more like superpowers that he would shout out before he unleashes cock power. You know, like in Mortal Kombat. Climax is right before cock power, and climax is like a volcano of acidic jizz |
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chopper1156 wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Could be. I think they sound more like superpowers that he would shout out before he unleashes cock power. You know, like in Mortal Kombat. Climax is right before cock power, and climax is like a volcano of acidic jizz Wouldn't they need like an "Injustice League" too? |
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Yes "Ultimate Climax" is his strongest attack without the assistance of the Lick Squad but it takes a long charging time so it could result in him blue balled |
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DistortedAudio wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Could be. I think they sound more like superpowers that he would shout out before he unleashes cock power. You know, like in Mortal Kombat. Climax is right before cock power, and climax is like a volcano of acidic jizz Wouldn't they need like an "Injustice League" too? There's already something like that in real life, it's called "Republicans" |
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Than there's the weird faze were like 3 months after the Mega Climax he sees that person, but he never called so its like really awkward and they don't know what to say to eachother |
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Genius. That made me lol. |
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chopper1156 wrote:Than there's the weird faze were like 3 months after the Mega Climax he sees that person, but he never called so its like really awkward and they don't know what to say to eachother So he uses acid jizz in their face for old times sake and says he'll take them out to coffee next thursday (works every time) |
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What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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...So, er, that's one character. Who's next? |
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The Nimrods wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Than there's the weird faze were like 3 months after the Mega Climax he sees that person, but he never called so its like really awkward and they don't know what to say to eachother So he uses acid jizz in their face for old times sake and says he'll take them out to coffee next thursday (works every time) and one time he actually does take them out for coffee, but they run into his ex, and than things get weird, becuz he still has feelings for him, but he told him a thousand times he hd moved on |
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Laurelles1 wrote:...So, er, that's one character. Who's next? Super Suck and Scissor Sam (needed a girl) could like 69 and turn into 1 super person. idk what theyd do |
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They could just steam roll all of their opponents. |
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Super suck is a giant pair of lips with a black hole in the middle, that is always sucking on the dick, and can't ever seem to stop |
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Laurelles1 wrote:They could just steam roll all of their opponents. Yessss As for chopper, only CC is an organ the rest are people. Sam could like fight with scissors and for her finishing move jump on someones shoulder with her crotch in their face causing them to suffocate. Supper Sucker just eats bad guys or sucks them off until they bury their animosities. |
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