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Lick squad crazy they like
Where da fuck dem licks at
Derty-world some hustlers they like where da fuck dem bricks at
Money on my mind I trying to get me a stack
These fuck niggas keep dissin me yall know dem boyz wack
Its freedom at last but I front yo ass in the back
Im trynna get high where da fuck tha loud pack
Kj told me im the shit keep doing what im doing
Im ballin on these niggas u can call me Patrick ewing
Haters wanna snatch my chain cuz im icey
Strags wanna fuck me but chu know they pussy spicy
Throwin hundreds in the club so u kno a nigga drunk
Im so pumped up rite now feeling like Sherman Klump
U can say fuck doc but I bet they wont buss
Choppa on my side that’s the only muthafucka that I trust
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Licksquad? That's the gayest superhero team name I've ever heard of. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Licksquad? That's the gayest superhero team name I've ever heard of. He got it from a stupid rap label called 1017 Brick Squad. But that is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen |
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The Nimrods wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Licksquad? That's the gayest superhero team name I've ever heard of. He got it from a stupid rap label called 1017 Brick Squad. But that is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen Lmao, Brick Squad, I think we need to get Marvel in on this Licksquad Idea, we can convince Stan Lee that we cud never make something like this, and just to prove us wrong he will |
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I can see it now. The Atomic Anus, Super Sucker, 69 Sam, and Captain Cumshot. Once ordinary homosexuals from San Francisco, once exposed to a prototype HIV vaccination they became THE LICK SQUAD |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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Yeah! We could have "Takes it up the Battyman", "The Incredible Bulk... in my Pants" and "He-She Man". |
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The Nimrods wrote:I can see it now. The Atomic Anus, Super Sucker, 69 Sam, and Captain Cumshot. Once ordinary homosexuals from San Francisco, once exposed to a prototype HIV vaccination they became THE LICK SQUAD OOC:My dad is giving me the "What the fuck" look for laughing at that, Captain Cumshot is just a giant dick |
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chopper1156 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I can see it now. The Atomic Anus, Super Sucker, 69 Sam, and Captain Cumshot. Once ordinary homosexuals from San Francisco, once exposed to a prototype HIV vaccination they became THE LICK SQUAD OOC:My dad is giving me the "What the fuck" look for laughing at that, Captain Cumshot is just a giant dick OOC: A giant dick wearing a cape with cum stains on it. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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OOC: Okay you got me. I lol'd. |
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The Nimrods wrote:chopper1156 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I can see it now. The Atomic Anus, Super Sucker, 69 Sam, and Captain Cumshot. Once ordinary homosexuals from San Francisco, once exposed to a prototype HIV vaccination they became THE LICK SQUAD OOC:My dad is giving me the "What the fuck" look for laughing at that, Captain Cumshot is just a giant dick OOC: A giant dick wearing a cape with cum stains on it. And in order to recharge himself he sticks himself inside of Atomic Anus Lmao who ever made this thread is gunna be like, "Dude, what the fuck..." |
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OOC: Instead of heat vision he shoots out "Supper Spooge" which is like acid |
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What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Wait, so is he a normal flaccid dick who turns into a boner when there's trouble? Or is he permanently like that? |
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chopper1156 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:chopper1156 wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I can see it now. The Atomic Anus, Super Sucker, 69 Sam, and Captain Cumshot. Once ordinary homosexuals from San Francisco, once exposed to a prototype HIV vaccination they became THE LICK SQUAD OOC:My dad is giving me the "What the fuck" look for laughing at that, Captain Cumshot is just a giant dick OOC: A giant dick wearing a cape with cum stains on it. And in order to recharge himself he sticks himself inside of Atomic Anus Lmao who ever made this thread is gunna be like, "Dude, what the fuck..." OOC: EXACTLY! Then they all band together to become "The quantum Queer!" and save the world with a giant rainbow colored laser coming (lol) out of Captain Cumshot |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Wait, so is he a normal flaccid dick who turns into a boner when there's trouble? Or is he permanently like that? That! was the funniest thing I've read yet, and yeah, is he like Un-circumcised or, whats the deal with that? |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Wait, so is he a normal flaccid dick who turns into a boner when there's trouble? Or is he permanently like that? He's flaccid and turns into a boner. He also grows a foreskin as a "mask" of sorts |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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The Nimrods wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Wait, so is he a normal flaccid dick who turns into a boner when there's trouble? Or is he permanently like that? He's flaccid and turns into a boner. He also grows a foreskin as a "mask" of sorts And he has two side kicks that a giant testicles |
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What's his sidekick going to be? A tin of lube or something?
EDIT: Fuck... chopper beat me to it with the testicles. |
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