Mark Hagen
Erica Hess
Nina sangria
Mark: good morning! Welcome to " mornings with mark " today we have Erica and Nina from the harlots! How are you two this morning?
Erica: * rubbing her eyes* tired. Dont you know decent people gotta work?
Nina: just dandy,love.just dandy.how are you,mark?
Mark: OK.i guess.
Erica:"OK,i guess"? Something wrong?
Mark: I'm fine.
Erica: come on little buckaroo,you can tell us...
Mark: what is the harlots take on the whole " Katie is a lesbian" situation?
Erica: well,mark...if i can be perfectly frank,i think its horrendously rude to ignore people who are only trying to help you
Nina: have you hit rock bottom,love?
Erica: have you traded sex for booze?
Nina: struck your wife,but dont remember doing it?
Mark: I AM FINE!!!! I AM NOT AN ALOCHOLIC,AND I DONT NEED YOUR HELP!
Nina: jeez,what a crab.
Erica: one day you will look back on this moment and think " gee,i really shoulda taken Nina and Erica up on their offer to help."
Nina: but it will be too late,love. You'll be drowning in your own vomit,with only piles of trucker grade porn to keep your bloated corpse company.
Mark: * taps foot impatiently* i got a show to run,if you dint take this seriously,I'll find a band that will.
Erica: but you aren't taking our intervention seriously!
Nan: think about all the people you've hurt mark.you should be bloody well ashamed.
Mark: i dint need an intervention,i need you to answer my questions.
Erica: your words are saying no.but your actions are just screaming out for help.
Mark: quit yanking my chain and lets get on with it.
Nina:"yanking your chain"? Sir,we may not have the same moral code as you,but we aren't whores.
Erica: i have never been so insulted in all my life! I am a married woman,mind you.that may mean Nothing to you,but it certainly does to me.
Mark: OK.i dint know what you two are on,but take it somewhere else.Ive got a show to run. Either answer my questions or leave.
Nina: who the fuck do you think you are?! You cant talk to us that way,love.
Erica: whats next? " wheres my dinner,bitch?" I dint appreciate you assuming you are better than us because you have a penis.this is the twenty first century.females aren't here just to serve you.
Mark: OK.you're done.off my set,now.
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