Track listing
1.say what you will about her mothering skills,but casey anthony is kinda hot.
2.violence:import or domestic,sir ?
3. The politcs of smurf village.
4. Your mom was a hair metal groupie.
Label: bee's knees industrial complex for a better tomorrow.
Rating: it's the shit!
Reviewed by erich hess:
Hi,and welcome to the "captain's table"! Here i will be reviewing the best that bee's knees inudstrial complex for a better tomorrow has to offer.yes.we were formally just "bee's knees industries". But bobby cairo had a sex change and is now living the dream of being a house wife in the hamptons.so i,naturally had to take over.but enough business,lets get to the music!
Vacation in sunny groud zero is the......third? Release from atomic war bride,that swinging psychobilly combo out of miami. The release is a double single,and can be your's for 3 bucks from bee's knees industrial complex for a better tomorrow's mail order bin. Call us up and erica,karoliena,or myself will be more than happy to help you.
Track one is " say what you will about her mothering skills,but casey anthony is kinda hot.". This little ditty is about america's bad girl,casey anthony. Is wanting to party a crime???? It is if you kill your daughter and bury her in a shallow grave. If you dig jokes in poor taste,and courtroom double entendres this is a song for you. It's catchy as hell and good song to dedicate to the sexy,if slightly homocidal girl of your choice.
Next we move on to "violence: import or domestic,sir?" .
Not a strong track.hell,i'd call it filler.you probably will too.what it lacks in lyrical depth it makes up for in sonic roar.it sounds like a civil war army marching on a tile floor.scuffs and cracks,be damned! lesson learned: you can be too high to write a song.
" the politics of smurf village" in todays go-go world of highly partisian politics,isnt it nice to think there are little blue people living under mushrooms with not a care in the world? So you would think,but smurf village is home to a regime highly influnced by the iron fisted rule of pol pot . Much like our good friend,pol, papa smurf had all the village's intellectuals killed.thus everyone's easy to remember,job based names. On paper smurf village is a complete democracy.but only bearded smurfs may vote or run for office. Handy smurf once wore a clip on beard.he is now known as stumpy smurf.
"Your mom was a hair metal groupie" after 3 songs of brow furrowing seriousness,we decided to have some fun. We crank up the gain and do our best hair metal impersonations.the only thing more rediculous than the artists themselves,were the women who found these so called men attractive.this is where your mom comes in.
So there it is.a fresh,steaming pile of psychobilly from the finest band in our roster...that isnt named the harlots.
Ooc: for those of you playing at home,yes that is a recycled cover art from maven.
