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David Letterman: My next guest is one of pop music’s most successful artists. Her latest album is titled, Revealed. She’s sold over 65 million records worldwide and is currently on the North American leg of her World-Wide sell out tour and is heading to the U.K in the next couple of months. Please welcome to the show, Tisha Jackson!
*Tisha walks onto the stage and smiles. She waves her hands to the audience greeting them. She has a short stained white & blue denim blazer on, a pock-o-dot baby-T and some denim capris. She walks up 2 steps as David holds her hand helping her up. Tisha then reaches to hug him and he hugs her back. Tisha notices that the in house band is playing their own rendition of Her song History. She begins to bob her head and smile at them and then takes a seat.
David Letterman: How are you doing?
Tisha: I am wonderful. (Tisha is still smiling) How are you?
David Letterman: I’m doing okay my friend. (He sits down as well) 65 million records sold in 6 years, that’s just remarkable.
Tisha: Thank you! Thank you. I know it just dawned on me recently that I am only 22 actually (Tisha smiles).
*The audience laughs*
-Continue Tisha-I was at rehearsals the other day and I was like, do you know how much things you’ve done in 6 years. And you’re only 22. It was like it just came down and I realized how much blessings I’ve been showered with. It’s like I am just starting to realize that this is something to be cherished because not many people get to do it-(pause for a moment)…so.
David Letterman: And you’re still just a kid. You started out young, and you’ve got a huge career ahead of you.
Tisha: (Nods) Thank you.
David Letterman: And those are some beautiful earrings.
Tisha: (Smiles really hard)-(Audience laughs really hard) Thank You! (Voice goes up a couple of octaves and she flashes her earrings)
David Letterman: Well tell me about this tour, you’re on a big tour. Who can do this? It’s 74 dates. You’re going to U.K, Asia, and Africa?! Why not Antarctica? (Audience becomes hysterical)
Tisha: You know we currently are preparing for Antarctica. Expect us to be there sometime in April. (Audience laugh increases). No I’m kidding. But the tour is amazing, I get really homesick because you’re never stable, always on the go. But I can say I never have more fun when I am on stage with my fans.
David Letterman: And many people don’t know this, but you just broke the record for the most consecutive sold out show at Madison Square Garden, you sold out the Garden 6 times within a week and a half!
Tisha: And that’s thanks to you guys! (Points to the audience and looks into the camera). Thank you New York City for coming out and supporting me. It was 6 of the most unforgettable incredible days of my life! I enjoyed every minute of it.
(Audience claps)
David Letterman: I mean just listening to this itinerary, I become exhausted. I mean…It just really must knock you down?
Tisha: *Sighs* I mean, I do work very hard. And I do get VERY tired.
But when I am home in NYC or La I am so lazy. I mean really lazy. I literally strip my clothes, take a bath, put on some old, stained, worn out, comfortable pajamas and I am gone for like 10 hours. I try and love to cook, but I suck, I can’t cook. I suck at being domestic so everything is a mess. Except cleaning! I love cleaning. But I learn, I’m working it out.
David Letterman: Well I am sure you have other things, little priorities to worry about now. (Audience laughs at David’s sarcasm).
Tisha: Yeah, (shrugs). Just some minor stuff!
David Letterman: And the MSG shows, you shot them for a DVD, is that right?
Tisha: Yes!!! This is the first place that we announce it. We shot all 6 shows of the Madison Square Garden shows and were going to edit them and do something cool with them. So you should be hearing more about that in February.
David Letterman: And we are just exiting the holiday season, did you have a nice holiday season? How did you spend your holiday?
Tisha: Oh it was great! Well actually I spent it here in New York, My hometown! Woop Woop! (Tisha throws her first in the air and the crowd begins to ROAR a cheer). So I got here December 16 and most of my shows were booked from the 16th until January in the Tri-State area so I would leave home and go to work and come right back home. So it was great 2 weeks spent well with my family. A lot of eating, a lot of resting, catching up, partying. It was fun, it was great!
*David points to Tisha’s outfit*, Now I’ve never see an outfit like that before in the winter time. You look like summer! (Audience laughs)
Tisha:(Tisha grins). Well Dave, I like the summer time. No but, I’m not that cold actually, it’s pretty warm in here. Surprisingly, most sets are freezing.
David Letterman: Do you know what time it is? (Audience laughs)
Tisha: Yeah I do, Its almost 12! (Audience laughs hysterically)
David Letterman: No its Top 10 time! (Audience cheers)
Tisha: Oh hell yesss! I’ve been waiting to do this for so long!
David Letterman: Really?!
Tisha: Yes, really!
David Letterman: Okay so you know how it goes, read from the list. Top 10 Reasons IT’S GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON Number 10
Tisha: (Laughs uncontrollably) Oh god. It’s good to be a pop star and not have to audition in front of Simon Cowell.
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 9
Tisha: Mess with me, and I’ll have 8 million New Yorkers come to your house and wreak havoc!
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 8
Tisha: I am the only person Ronald McDonald Hates because I copied his style!
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 7
Tisha: I can’t believe I had to lie and say my record label stole money from me just to get 5 million people to buy my album.
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 6
Tisha: Red Hair-Dye!
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 5
Tisha: Listening to people like Stephanie Fierce repeatedly say dumb catty things about me things makes me realize, Hey maybe I am smart enough to run for the 2012 election.
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 4
Tisha: I can wear a bra as a shirt in the winter without my nipples getting hard!
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 3
Tisha: I can drink like I don’t have a liver.
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBER 2
Tisha: It’s officially been declared a law, that if you illegally download my music, I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
David Letterman: TOP 10 REASONS IT GOOD TO BE TISHA JACKSON NUMBEEEER 1!
Tisha: I get to sing for David Letterman tonight!
*Tisha smiles really hard and laughs as David gives her a bouquet of roses and hugs her*
David Letterman: Up next Tisha Jackson sings her latest single!
Commercial break
David Letterman: Now hear to perform her latest single off her multi-platinum CD, Reveal. Here is Tisha Jackson with Curtain Call.
Tisha: Curtain Call
1st Verse
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up
The clock reads 4 in the morning
And you stroll in like its pm
Hold it buddy, Hold up
You worked all day and you smell like…
A fresh bar of Irish Spring
Let me see your phone, cuz I’ve been repeatedly calling?
Hand it over so I can take it and smash in your forehead
Pre Chorus
Tisha take a breath, you don’t want to catch a case
This is the last time, I can’t take this ish, It’s over
You make me so tight, so tight, so tight, so tight
Boy, you ain’t right, ain’t right, ain’t right, ain’t right
Chorus
So go on and, shoodoo doo doo, standing ovation
Make your exit, it’s a curtain call
This is the final call, for you baby
Calling a curtain call, it’s over, I called curtain call
Hey baby, ooooh weee ooooh, ooooh weee ooooh
2nd Verse
If this ever, causes inflicting pain of intrest, to either party, Than I’m so sorry
I’ve faced so much, trepidation, In the love story
But trust you taught me a valuable lesson, all your sorries are sorry
Womp, Womp, Womp, Enough hiding, I am calling you out in the open
You aren’t equivalent to a man, so take your curtsy, cuz taking bows are banned
Pre Chorus
Tisha take a breath, you don’t want to catch a case
This is the last time, I can’t take this ish, It’s over
You make me so tight, so tight, so tight, so tight
Boy, you ain’t right, ain’t right, ain’t right, ain’t right
Chorus
So go on and, shoodoo doo doo, standing ovation
Make your exit, it’s a curtain call
This is the final call, for you baby
Calling a curtain call, it’s over, I called curtain call
Hey baby, ooooh weee ooooh, ooooh weee ooooh
3rd Verse
I packed all your shit, I want it outta my house
Tonight, it’s going down like the royal rumble
On me like white on rice, white on rice, boy let me go
You woke up my neighbors, Now they up watching us
You better go, Mrs. Monroe, Says she’s calling the cops
Boy how many times, I gotta beg you to stop
That was the last straw, You can’t come back
Bridge
It’s 4 am and you make a bitch wanna fix a martini
It’s way too late to drink, That’s it, Curtain Caaaaaalllll
Get out my haaaallll, Curtain Caaaaaaallll
You make me so tight, so tight, so tight, so tight
Boy, you ain’t right, ain’t right, ain’t right, ain’t right
Boy I am calling checkmate, You fucked up the last time, It’s over
So don’t touch me, It over
We been fighting all night, Boy hang it up, The curtains are closing
It’s the end of your show, look at the credits roll, Curtain Call
 Edited by user 14 January 2012 16:12:49(UTC)
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