OOC: The following can be RP'd if you like, I just typed it out as quick as possible to give people a general idea of what the show will be like. I know the quality of this interview sucks ass, but I rushed it just so I could show you all what the show will be like and that's : graphic, comedic, naughty, ruthless, and just bizarre. I am trying to make it that show where you go to bash other celebrities, or where Josh roasts on whatever celebrity he is interviewing. I think this could be both fun and funny for us all to enjoy! Tell me how y'all feel about it?
Episode 101 (August 31st, 2012)
The episode starts off with Josh walking around the lobby of kTp Entertainment, saying off-color jokes and flicking random people off while the camera man and him laugh along about it. Josh makes his way into the elevator, where Slim already stands, awaiting to go up to the studio floor. Josh flicks Slim in his ear, so Slim punches Josh in the arm - causing Josh to playfully fall against the wall and slide down onto the floor, playing dead. Slim shakes his head at Josh' stupid behavior, before pulling him up to his feet.
"Come on man, cut it out - shit! Get serious, the interview is about to start."
Slim
"Dude, this is the fuckin' Internet - this is about as serious as we get. Quit being a McAsshole, this is my show, by the way."
Josh.1
"Fuck your couch."
Slim
"O-oooh! [Puts on an African-American-like accent] The 'wittle white boy watches Dave Chappelle!"
Josh.1
"Whatever man."
Slim
"You're no fun! Still upset cause Aubrey Mikkel owned your ass and now billions of fans are commenting about it on the Internet? *Hiram shifts his eyes over at Josh* Oh yeah! I am on Twitter, son, I see /everything/!"
Josh.1
"Oh yeah? I seen that video on Youtube where you got knocked out during the middle of Total Annihilation a few years back! *Laughs*"
Slim
"You won't be laughing after I upload the video of me eating your mom's vagina!"
Josh.1
*The crowd bursts into laughter, as the two get off the elevator and make way into the studio. They sit down at Josh's desk, before continuing.*
"My mom wouldn't fuck you on her birthday... And she gets pretty shit-faced on her birthday bruh'."
Slim
"*Laughs* That reminds me, what was that I seen on Twitter last night?"
Josh.1
"Wh-what are you talkin' 'bout man?"
Slim
"Well, since you've forgotten so quickly... Just let me refresh your memory."
Josh.1
*Josh presses a few buttons on his laptop, which is plugged into a large projector - a couple snapshots of certain Tweets between Slim and Suzie are now shown. Josh then smirks over at Slim, who shakes his head and starts chuckling.*
"So, you was trying to lick on what now?"
Josh.1
"*Continues laughing* Aye man, there's children watchin' an' shit. *Laughs* Let's not get too graphic, na'mean?"
Slim
"Those children that are watching are the same children that are jackin' off to Suzie at night! Now, this is America, dammit and America wants to know one thing SLIM! Have you, or have you not been lickin' on Suzie's vah-jj?!"
Josh.1
*The crowd bursts into laughter.*
"Man, I asked her if I could first off - so how the hell does that mean I have been? You're a weird fuckin' guy Josh..."
Slim
"I may be weird, but I'm not tryin' to lick on Suzie's vah-jj! Anyways, I also was reading on Twitter last night and realized you're now involved in that Serenity, Rory, and fuck knows who else's drama that's been going around lately. Now, *leans in, staring at Slim with an intent look on his face* why would 'chu go and do that? Don't 'chu know pop stars are like teenage girls? Their drama never ends, man! You'll be havin' beef over this girl until you're in your mid-eighties."
Josh.1
"What the fuck? What is this drama I keep hearing about? Actually - NO! No, don't answer that, cause I really don't fuckin' care man. All I'm saying is, the poor girl was getting called out and I defended her. /Nothing/ else. Then that Rory guy starts talking shit about how I'm ruining all the respect that my mom and /dad/ gave me or something like that. I don't know."
Slim
"*Laughs* Man, you better watch out. I hear that British fuck Rory can fight like the Green Street Hooligans, he's gonna' beat your ass so bad that you finally will be black! It's a dream come true!"
Josh.1
*The crowd roars in laughter*
"*Chuckles* Man, I ain't stuntin' 'im. All I know is, I'm'a do me - he can do him, and that's that. The second he tries me up, I'll have to handle that little bit. Na'mean?"
Slim
"Let me guess, you're going to do the same thing Flander did when Nigel shot him in Atlanta a few years back.. You're going to walk up to him at the Dirty Bastard and blow his fuckin' brains out! YEEEEE-HAWWW! You'll be an outlaw, just like your old man, huh?"
Josh.1
"Ehhh. I ain't saying my dad killed nobody, or Nigel, for that matter - all I know is, if he did kill Nigel, then the motherfucker deserved it. You go shootin' at folk, then the folk come back shootin' at you - that's all she wrote, ya' brought it on ya'self y'know?"
Slim
OOC: Bla-bla-bla, I can't be fucked to type the rest of this lol... Y'all get the point - right?
