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The boys from AoH get settled in the van and immediately Rob procures a cassette of Cannibal Corpse's "Eaten Back to Life"
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erich cranks it up and the twin turbo diesel comes to life. "yeah,i have a soft spot for mid century americana..obviously." glancing up at his pompadour.
karoliena:i made him buy it,i was sick of being crammed in that fucking cadillac while on tour.
erich looks back and ask,"ok local boys,where we going? dont lead us out to the middle of nowhere,i am sure castor has seen "deliverance" and doesnt want to reenact it. |
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Sam: Uh, just keep driving to we find a mall. Then to the food court for New York Fries...they have pulled pork poutine now. Can you believe that?
Rob: So, Castor, what kind of music do you listen to generally? Because judging from your dashing appearance you don't seem like you'd appreciate cannibal corpse too much. |
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"Oooh, don't judge a book by it's cover, Mr. Rob. My musical tastes definitely range from Acts of Hate to... Dolly Parton. Nichole gets me into a lot of... weird music most of the time."
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erich drives the van out of the parking lot,in a surprisingly straight line considering his mind is convinced it can taste color. "pulled pork?! as a southern gentleman,i demand we get some! mint julips and pulled pork poutine all round!"
karoliena quitely,but firmly buckles her seatbelt. " i love dolly parton,castor.if you say you like wanda jackson....i am yours!" |
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Rob: Lately I've been too. I would've never thought in a million years I'd be friends with the worlds largest psychobilly superstar, or with anybody in a band like vile hour. It's awesome. |
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Castor stares at Karoliena. "Sweetie, I literally worship the ground Wanda Jackson walks on. I'm not even kidding."
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Tony: Where the fuck are we...
Sam: This is toronto, we live here.
Tony: What? Really? What the fuck!? When did they change the layout of this place?
Jeff: I missed the entire show! Thanks for fucking waking me up, guys. |
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erich laughs so hard he nearly side swipes a honda." you do realize,we are literally the ONLY psychobilly band out there? it's like being the tallest midget or the most sane nut in the mental ward. but i do appreciate the thought...and acts of hate existence.nobody plays hard and heavy anymore.
karoliena:bowler hats and musical taste? mr drake,you are just the whole package. arent you? oh poo,i forgot to call nina. *pulls out her cell phone.* damn canadian wilderness has the signal fucked. |
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OOC: Hey, guys. I'm logging off, so I'm going to awkwardly take Castor out of the RP really quickly...
Castor yawned. "Yeah, we probably should call her..." He said, obviously getting sleepy. He looked out one of the tinted windows of the van as the scenery whizzed by. He wasn't sure if it was the alcohol or the exhaustion of the performance tonight, because within a few moments, Castor was completely asleep.
OOC: Please don't judge me for that horribly awkward outro. ;) night!
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Jeff snickers at the canadian joke.
Jeff: try not to run over any beavers or polar bears.
Sam: Yeah, come to think of it, there aren't alot of touring opportunities because heavy music isn't very out there anymore. Shit, we're the only ones! I guess we're the tallest midgets in metal. |
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erich: polar bears! jesus christ on a pogo stick!? where *looks frenetically around the van.*
karoliena:i hear you sammy. we have to glom onto anyone who will take us. we either come off as a novelty act,or a "retro" act. *shudders* how many wolfman jack imitators can one girl handle? aawww,castor is asleep....lets draw on him with sharpies. |
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Neil eagerly draws a giant, throbbing, veiny penis on Castor's forehead. Tony tries to recreate it on his cheek, but being extremely stoned ends up drawing something that looks like an elephant on stilts. |
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karoliena giggles as she gently lifts up his shirt and draws a heart with the the words "your mom" in it on his stomach. she then,as tradition dictates,draws an erect penis on his arm. usually a good artist sober,when on acid she become a regular Michelangelo with a sharpie.
erich looks back in the mirror."dude,he is so going to kick all your asses when he wakes up. that fucker is from detroit and dresses like that? i guarantee he can fight like fucking tyson." |
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Neil is suddenly afraid for his life. His eyes widen and he beginst to rock back and forth
Neil: Oh fuck...why did i do that? I'm going to die! I'm too young to die!
Tony: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS POUTINE!! I'M HUNGRY!! |
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erich:fuck if i know where i am going. i'm just driving where the dashboard elf tells me.
karoliena:* starts signing random acts of hate members names to her "artwork" on castor.* sorry guys,sometimes you gotta take one for the team. |
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Neil jumps at Karoliena and ends up trying to wrestle the sharpie from her.
Neil: UNHAND THE WRITING-STICK, HARPY!
Sam looks out the window.
Sam: Wait...all these signs are only in french...where the fuck...
Tony: What?
Sam: Erich...we're on a highway. You drove us to Quebec.
Jeff: Well. As if my day couldn't get any worse.. |
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karoliena:* wields the sharpie like a rapier* bring it,i'll draw a handlebar mustache on you so quick,your head will spin. who's first?
erich: i thought quebec was canada! if i drive from florida to georgia,everything is still in english....i think we actually drove to france,fellows. old civil defense vans are notorious for opening wormholes.*he stats panicking at the idea of being in france. he has no cash,and certainly not a euro in his pocket.* |
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Sam: Well, in quebec, they have French first and English in small leters...like in toronto everything has both english and french on it. So...fuck this, this is horrible.
Neil: Gahh! Get off me, She-Bitch!
Tony: We actually might be able to get good poutine here...even though it's in the wee hours of the morning. This is where poutine was invented. |
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