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erich hess		#101 Posted : 11 October 2012 14:59:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich:*not fully buying the fact they arent actually in france.he gets his passport out of the glove box.* sounds great,lets pull in here. *parks in a random parking lot that still has lights on* karoliena: dont call me a variation of bitch,bitch! *draws a bikini top on castor's bare chest signs neil's name* ooc:i gots to go to,its near 1 am here.guten nacht.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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erich hess		#102 Posted : 11 October 2012 22:37:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		the sound of a passing tractor trailer wakes erich. he has no idea where or when he is,but that is what makes near perpetual intoxication fun. he has dried french fries and gravy on his face and shirt. looking down he notices he is wearing jodpurs .always the sign of good night
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#103 Posted : 12 October 2012 02:28:03(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Castor stretched and woke up. "Morning," He says to Erich, who appeared to be the only other person awake. He pulled out his phone to check Twitter and saw his reflection in the screen. So many dicks on his face. "Oh, fuck all of you..." He said, looking around the van.
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erich hess		#104 Posted : 12 October 2012 02:40:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich taking advantage of being awake to defend himself and karoliena. " man,i tried to get those guys to stop. i think they were jealous of you and karoliena...wow,that is a LOT of dicks on your face."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#105 Posted : 12 October 2012 02:42:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"I swear, I'm going to make out with Nichole right in Sam's face for this..." Castor said, trying to rub the sharpie off.
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erich hess		#106 Posted : 12 October 2012 03:04:50(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich reaches in a drawer and hands castor some 60 year old alcohol swabs. " cant believe they signed their names on their work." karoliena opens the van door holding several cups. "coffee girl!" she looks at castor's sharpie covered body and feels really bad. "wow. that is a lot of dicks" she says mostly to herself,but clearly audible.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#107 Posted : 12 October 2012 03:15:40(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Uh, yeah, thanks for pointing that out..." Castor said back to Karoliena, as he grabbed the alcohol swabs and tried to scrub the dicks off. The alcohol swabs were so old, though, that all they did was smear the sharpie ink over his face. "Ugh, I guess that's better than dicks..." He said about the black smear across his face.
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erich hess		#108 Posted : 12 October 2012 03:27:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		" you're welcome...uh,you want me to call nina today?" karoliena feels really bad as castor now kinda looks like he is in blackface. erich takes a snort off a cd case and karoliena smacks his head"i told you to stop doing that shit!" erich rubs his head,"yes ma'am..so castor. what's your poison of choice?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#109 Posted : 12 October 2012 03:28:57(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Psh, I'll take whatever you can give me," Castor responded. "And yeah. Let's call up Nina." He smiled.
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erich hess		#110 Posted : 12 October 2012 03:39:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		karoliena makes the call and hangs up. "she'll meet us tonight." she sighs,"i am so sorry. i think the sharpies were my idea...in ny defense,i was not the one with the industial sharpie." that surprises me,i heard nichole wont even smoke out with erica." erich says,rooting for something to clean castor up with.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#111 Posted : 12 October 2012 03:45:52(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Castor smiled at both of them. "It's fine, nothing a little water and some hard scrubbing won't fix." He looked over at Erich. "Yeah, Nichole is a drinker, but she's not much of a drug person anymore. Used to be, hardcore. But I guess something happened." He shrugged.
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erich hess		#112 Posted : 12 October 2012 04:45:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich holds up a bottle of windex "maybe if you shut your eyes reeeeaallly tight? i guess i never hit rock bottom yet... or i did,and was too high to notice. ether? " offering castor the bottle and a hankie that has mickey mouse in a gimpsuit embroidered on it.."i'd start driving,but only the canadians know the route."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#113 Posted : 12 October 2012 04:50:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Castor glanced back. The Canadians were still completely passed out. "Yeah, I guess were here on the side of the road for a little while..." He sprayed some of the Windex on the hankie and scrubbed at his face. "Hey, this is actually working really well..."
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erich hess		#114 Posted : 12 October 2012 05:04:19(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		aghast his prize hanky is now covered in used sharpie,but glad it's working,erich stammers," it was actually....for the....nevermind. " karoliena gives him a thumbs up" looking good. uh....there may be some more drawn on your stomach. mistakes were made.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
1 user thanked erich hess for this useful post.		snap_itshannah on 12/10/2012(UTC)
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snap_itshannah		#115 Posted : 12 October 2012 05:09:57(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Castor lifted up his shirt and saw the bikini top. "Oh, god damnit, Neil..." He said under his breath as he began to scrub at his chest. OOC: Everybody in this van is so god damn socially awkward. It makes me so happy.
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erich hess		#116 Posted : 12 October 2012 05:18:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		karoliena says deadpanly,"yeah.....neil. that bastard. a damn fine artist though." ooc: thats how you know they'll be friends for life.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#117 Posted : 12 October 2012 05:22:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Eh, it was decent..." Castor said, getting the last of it off and handing the hankie back to Erich. "Thank you."
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erich hess		#118 Posted : 12 October 2012 05:59:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		"decent?! that shit was awesome. you try drawing on a person,whilst fending off several crazed canadians!" karoliena scoffs. erich says matter of factly,"they were rife with the power of zap rowsdower. karoliena barely stood a chance.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#119 Posted : 12 October 2012 06:52:33(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Castor gave both of them a confused look. "I guess I missed a lot while I was asleep..."
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erich hess		#120 Posted : 12 October 2012 07:09:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,830 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18091 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		"it was bedlam in here,mr drake.bedlam" karoliena says as she wipes some sharpie from castor's arm someone pounds on the van door violently. erich shoves an entire led zeppelin concert circa 73 amount of drugs into the glovebox. nina pokes her head inside the open window. "hey,loves! it looks and smells like a bloody orgy in here!" nina's voice echos in the van. " oooh,castor,in the flesh?"
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