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Offline niggajones  
#1 Posted : 19 October 2012 15:53:33(UTC)
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ladies and gentlemen, welcome to FEARLESS MUSIC

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ladies and gentlemen, playing the song "Cataclysm" off of their new upcoming album "Unholy Creation". I give you Acts of Hate!


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The band begins tear through the song, playing it faster than usual, with more ferocity. This is their first appearance on live TV, and they intend to make their mark. Sam's vocals are perfect, and if it wasn't for the increased tempo, the song would sound like it was playback.

The Earth slowly rots into a malignant tumor,
Breeding no life for the future of the world
In wake of a nuclear war
Bodies rise from the fractured streets
And decomposing fields of abandonment
Their bodies and faces mutated and disfigured
Still breathing through their brimful lungs
They limp and crawl across the ruins
They once claimed on a leisurely ongoing march
Their flesh still burns,
The skin blackens
And embers into the dimming air


as the song ends, an interviewer comes out and shakes the hand of all the band members.
Interviewer: So, thanks for playing tonight guys, this is your first televised appearance, ever. How do you think it went?"
Sam: Well, uh, we hope it went well. We're really tired, we just got off our warmup tour, which was completely sweet.
Interviewer: Actually, I have some questions about that. You missed some concert dates, one in Montreal and the other on the last date of the tour in toronto, what's up with that?
Sam: Well, uh, in both of those times we found ourselves in situations where we would not be able to make it to the show on time. Everybody was refunded, and we're going to tour more completely in support of the album. But apart from missing some dates, the warmup tour was awesome. We had Erich Hess, Nina Sangria and Castor Drake with us, and it was completely nuts.
Interviewer: Sounds interesting. What are you going to do after the album drops?
Sam: Well, we're gonna tour all over the great nation of Canadia, we're going to tour all over the states, we're gonna tour in europe, hopefully. The crowd there was pretty good, we got the chance to play in the UK on the Carnival of Sounds, but we apparently heard that germans are going fuckin' batshit crazy over us, so we'd love to play there. And hopefully we'll get to tour with Atomic War Bride, Vile Hour, you know, our friends.
Interviewer: Well, that's all the time we have tonight, but thanks for playing, and STAY FEARLESS!
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#2 Posted : 19 October 2012 23:00:23(UTC)
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erich: few things are as fun and as damaging to your health as touring with acts of hate. i wish everyone could do it.


nina: tony, love.... uh,chloe is pissed you haven't called her since the tour ended. and for that, i love you.
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#3 Posted : 20 October 2012 00:26:29(UTC)
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Castor: Amazing job, guys! We're open to touring with you all ANY TIME.
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niggajones on 20/10/2012(UTC)
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#4 Posted : 20 October 2012 04:48:42(UTC)
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Tony: I don't have a phone, and I don't plan on getting one. I don't want any brain tumors.
Jeff: Bull-fuckin'-loney, you're just as excited as I am about the new iPhone.
Tony: NO! IT'S BULLSHIT! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE BIGGER SCREEN! HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE!!
Rob: Hey, there are stupider people....Christians....people who watch Honey-boo-boo...Conspiracy Theorists....Faith Healers...must I go on?
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#5 Posted : 20 October 2012 05:05:55(UTC)
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erich: iphone..iphone?! i though you guys were metal. i really thought the only acceptable communication device was two used zyklon b cans held together with rope made from baphomet's tail hair.


nina: chloe was too dumb to give you her number.
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#6 Posted : 20 October 2012 05:18:09(UTC)
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Rob: I admit with shame that I own an iPhone. If it is any condolence, Sam's phone is a Nokia Brick.
Tony: I think it's best that we don't communicate out of person...It might take the magic out of our relationship.
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#7 Posted : 20 October 2012 05:50:43(UTC)
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erich: i agree with tony.i wont own one of the fuckers. cell phones are part of the evil plan of the robot overlords.same with the twitter.i refuse to use that shit. no way,jose.

nina: erica and i have matching pink iphones,love. welli have one.erica fried her's cavorting with nichole in the pool.
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#8 Posted : 20 October 2012 06:02:02(UTC)
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Castor: This is what our lives has come to. Talking about phones.
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#9 Posted : 20 October 2012 06:12:57(UTC)
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karoliena: come on,join our consumerist chat. out with it,what do you got?
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#10 Posted : 20 October 2012 06:16:49(UTC)
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Castor: Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrock. Judge me. I dare you.
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#11 Posted : 20 October 2012 06:31:33(UTC)
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karoliena: the conviction with which you say that has me at half mast.

nina: back off,tart. he's mine.*giggles*

karoliena: greedy.
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#12 Posted : 20 October 2012 08:15:06(UTC)
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Sam: laugh at me, but my Nokia isn't just a phone - it doubles as a bulletproof vest.
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