The Rockstar Game
»
The Rockstar Game Related
»
Roleplay
»
the duke of winchester universal adventure thread
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Meh," Sam says, "Rob's the nicest guy I know. I'm just happy he's got somebody. Unlike, you know, Neil or Jeff," he says, laughing a bit. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
Erica nods. "poor neil and jeff. We need to find them dates. The haves and the have nots In your band could Lead to strife. Thats why we hated chloe....that and her perfect rack.lucky bitch."erica sneers. |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"I'm sure they'll find somebody eventually...maybe not jeff," he says, laughing. "Wow, that was mean. I'm not used to being that mean." |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
" why? " erica asks. Getting very interested and leaning in close."is he a sex offender? Or i Know! He is horribly disfigured.....there. "erica says making a face like sloth from the goonies. |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Have you ever met Jeff?" he asks, laughing, "He has an...abrasive personality," he says. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
" oh he is the one not fucking Chloe,not fucking karoliena,and not stoned to the gills?" Erica says. " oh yeah....good luck for non groupie sex with that one." |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Yeah...or even groupie sex. He's not a bad guy, really. Just...kind of a dick," Sam says. "Tony was a real dick before he met Chloe, though, so maybe there's hope." |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
Erica giggles." Chloe's tits could change the world" she cracks up. |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"It could be a book for kids. 'Chloe and the Magic Tits,' or something like that," he says, laughing. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
erica cracks up and cant breathe. "we could make it a series!" she gasps. "i can see it now.. "chloe's tits save christmas"! "chloe's tits vs the velveteen rabbit".....we have got to do this sam. " she says excitedly. |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"I don't know how much of a market there will be for books like that, but by god, we can try!" he says, laughing. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
erica puts her hand to her chin. "true...we could be facing jail time as well." she ponders before jumping up. " i got it! chloe will have two little mice. tit mice! and she will keep them in her shirt pocket. hooters resuturant has pulled this for years. their waitresses all have huge knockers,but since there is an owl on the sign,hooters refers to owls." erica clearly is putting far too much thought into this. |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Again, we have to ask ourselves...is Chloe a good role model for children? Even if she has delightful magical tit mice?" he says. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
erica grins . "are any of us?...well,you're pretty damned decent. i'd love to have a kid who grew up to be like you." |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Aww.." Sam says, grinning. "That's one of the nicest things anybody's ever said to me. I'd like to have a kid who grew up to be like you...just less drugs," he says, laughing. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
"that is the nicest thing anyone has said to ME too," she laughs. "i'm a terrible influence it seems. natalya smokes nearly as much as i do now!" |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Well...hey, if you're cool with it, there's no problem, right?" he says, smiling. |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
"oh i dont mind at all.i just worry that maybe she wouldnt be into it,if it wasnt for me." erica says with a smirk. |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Registered
Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)
|
"Oh well. I'm sure your effect on her is more positive than negative," he says. "Your positivity rubs off on everyone." |
|
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,798 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21833 times Was thanked: 18058 time(s) in 10497 post(s)
|
"oh sam. you are so sweet!" erica grins. "i really try,you know? i like to offset all the damage i do with making everyone's life better." |
"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones. |
|
|
|
The Rockstar Game
»
The Rockstar Game Related
»
Roleplay
»
the duke of winchester universal adventure thread
Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.