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Offline snap_itshannah  
#1921 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:09:14(UTC)
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Nichole smiles. "To the Duke, then?"
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#1922 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:10:30(UTC)
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Sam nods. "I'd be down to hang out on the duke. That'd be awesome."
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#1923 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:13:39(UTC)
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erich hops in the drivers seat "to the duke we go then!...you dont think castor would bring his daughter on the duke,do you? i mean,he has been on the ship before.it's even less kid friendly than the rv." erich starts driving towards the port.

erica lifts her head up and sings . "duke duke duke. you arent john wayne,you're a ship and not an airplane. there are many rusty rooms,but very few ballons! goooo winchester!" she lays her head back down.
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#1924 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:15:32(UTC)
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Nichole watches Erica, holding in a laugh the whole time. "I'm sorry, I must have missed something. What is Erica on currently?" Nichole leans forward to ask Erich.
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#1925 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:19:22(UTC)
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erich stifles laughter as well. "from what i gather,she convinced barbie there to drop acid with her.it's a fucking miracle natalya passed out.i think she was about 20 minutes from flipping out." erich whispers to her.


erica is awake but staring intently at the pattern on natalya's tank top.
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#1926 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:20:43(UTC)
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"God, acid is a hell of a drug..." Nichole says, watching Erica for a few moments.
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#1927 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:24:16(UTC)
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Sam takes a sip of orange juice and laughs. "Aren't drugs fun?" he says, sarcastically.
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#1928 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:26:44(UTC)
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erich nods. "this batch was exceptionally strong.i took some and woke up in a porn store in england. thank fuck the guy working there recognized me. i could have ended up like marcellus wallace..only without the vengeance part."



erica still stares at the tank top and softly sings. "fun for me,fun for you. harry houdini stepped in poo. what the fuck?! he asked his shoe,didnt you know what to do?"


erich looks at erica and then at sam. "well,when you put it like that...." he cracks up.
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#1929 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:27:03(UTC)
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"Super," Nichole says back, equally as sarcastically as she stands up. "I think I'm going to go to bed... Wake me up when we get to the Duke?" She says with a laugh and kiss on Sam's lips. "Good night!"

OOC: Dying for sleep. :( I've been sick this week. My life devolved into watching Stargate all day. I feel ridiculous. Good night!
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#1930 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:28:26(UTC)
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Sam stands up. "I think I'll join you...you weren't planning on going right to sleep anyways, right?" he kisses her and follows her. "Night folks!"

ooc: i think i'm gonna crap out too. life is tiring. later alligators!
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#1931 Posted : 15 November 2012 14:30:29(UTC)
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ooc:night chris benoit! first canadian that came to mind.

erich takes a nip from his flask and nods and nichole and sam goes off to sleep.







erica starts singing again. "good night coleykins. if you dive and come up to fast you get the bends. wee willy winkle did it once,and will never do it again."
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#1932 Posted : 15 November 2012 15:11:58(UTC)
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erich gets up to go to bed too.he passes by erica who grabs his hand. "stay out here with us.if you leave us,someone could steal nattycakes and i. we need a strong man to scare them away...unless your want us to get stolen?" erica looks up and smiles at him.

erich could never deny erica anything.so he sits on the floor beside the couch.

"no."erica shakes her head."up on the couch,with us." erica pats the area of the couch beside her. erich obliges his wife.

"better?" he asks."nobody will steal either of you now." erich holds erica.erica looks back and smiles at him,then turns to natalya.

"i really love her." erica says in a moment of clarity. "she is so different than what she portrayed herself as on twitter.she is so...caring and wonderful. she's sexy in an innocent sort of way..she's....good for me." erica smiles.

erich kisses the back of her head."i'm glad,erica. i really worried about you after..nichole."


erica nods very slightly. "i loved her...thats unfair to say,i still love my coleykins.but its a different kind of love now.i really should be a better friend to her.i think i;ve had enough time and space to be the friend i promised i'd be to her."

erich laughs,"wait,did you just say natalya was innocent?!"

erica nods. "she is.in a very unique sort of way. look past the internet persona you've seen and blonde hair,the red lips and the large and lovely breasts. looks are very deceiving." erica looks back and sees erich is asleep.luckily he brought a big blanket,so she manages to get everyone covered with it. she kisses natalya on the lips softly. "good night nattycakes,i love you." erica snuggles close to her and slips her hands under natalya's tank top.erica smiles and whispers."see? i told you im worse than any male when it comes to these." erica lays her head on natalya's arm and goes to sleep.
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#1933 Posted : 15 November 2012 16:28:38(UTC)
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OOC: Apologies, I totally fell asleep last night, having tried to force myself to stay awake too late. I try to live my life in some sort of mid-Altlantic time zone between here and the US. Sometimes it works...other times I just kill myself with tiredness.

Natalya wakes up confused an hour or so later. She looks around her at the RV and can't tell where she is. She then looks down to find two hands stuck on her breasts. In her still out of it state of mind, this translates as having hands fused there and she starts to hyperventilate, freaking out silently. She turns go see Erica asleep beside her, the first recognizable thing since she awoke and she hugs her tight. "Eri, something real bad happened here," she whispered. "I don't have boobs anymore...just a spare set of hands." She looks scared. "Also that cat is scaring me," she says, pointing to an empty spot by the fridge.
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#1934 Posted : 15 November 2012 21:11:40(UTC)
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ooc:i always wondered how you kept the hours you keep.i figured you came to your senses and went to bed.

erica wakes up to natalya's claims of being boobless and having extra hands. being slightly startled,she forgets to keep her cool and falls into natty's hallucination. she looks and sees her own hands under natalya's shirt. "oh shit! i am so sorry nat....i think...i think i stole them." erica looks in her own shirt and sees two familiar things. "i'm sorry...think i lost them!...and i dont see the cat.NINJA CAT!" erica throws the blanket over their head.


erich quietly giggles at their dilemma.
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#1935 Posted : 15 November 2012 21:44:40(UTC)
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OOC: I generally sleep for about 2 hours per night during the week. I get a while longer at weekends, but I hate sleep so I try to avoid it. A 22 hour day is a good way to fit a lot in.

Natalya looks at Erica with fear in her eyes. She pleads with her with her eyes to help, but Erica seems to be just as adversely affected by this point as Natalya. She shivers a little and looks down at hr chest. "You....lost them?" She panics and starts to pat herself down. "It's ok...don't panic yet...I think we can buy new ones," she says cunningly. "How much money do you have?" She starts to go through the pockets in her shorts. "I have $5.46. How much is a boob?" She looks over at Erica. she then looks back to the fridge. "It's still there Erica...it has a cheese grater rather than a tongue. I'm worried it licks us..." She dives under the blanket and hugs close to Erica.
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#1936 Posted : 15 November 2012 22:03:14(UTC)
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ooc:damn,thats pretty hardcore. i average 4-5. since this whole ordeal with miss hess it's very hard to sleep.

erica looks sad."yes.i think lost them.i am so sorry." erica perks up. "i've got two,you can have one of mine!" erica pulls out her hello kitty chain wallet. "ok, nat,i've got.....shit,i've got 27 dollars! we can buy boobs for everyone! "erica hears the words "lick" and "cheese grater tongue." she instantly covers her's and natalya's crotches. "you'll have to grate through my hands,you fucking cat!" erica quietly yells at the cat.which she now sees."uh,is the cat you see on fire?" she asks starting to panic.
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#1937 Posted : 15 November 2012 23:29:31(UTC)
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OOC: Yeah, I just have so much to get on with outside working hours so I neglect sleep. I survive though. And yeah, I can't imagine it's all that easy for you to sleep with all that on your mind, man. Hopefully that'll pass soon enough though.

Nat looks at her and rubs Erica's arms. "Don't worry Eri, we'll get them back ,it wasn't your fault," she says, kissing her gently. She grabs Erica's chest lightly and smiles. "I like them on you though, too much, you should keep yours for me." She watches Erica count and then exhales deeply. "Thank God. I'll pay you back though, I just need to borrow the cash for now." She screams when Erica mentions the cat and cuddles even closer. She shivers and then looks over the top of the duvet. She slowly nods. "He is on fire now. That grater will be very hot." She shakes again.
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#1938 Posted : 15 November 2012 23:49:58(UTC)
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Ooc: a real go getter,mr king. I'm a clock watcher. If it doesn't get done between 8:30 and 5...it isn't getting done. Though between now and the first week of December I'll be doing overtime. Some doctor's staff screwed up big time to the tune of 2 million dollars. Yours truly gets to gather up those documents. It gets easier by the day, th whole living entirely on my own looks both petrifying and exciting.

Erica holds Natalya tightly. " oh it is my fault. If I didn't love them so much, I wouldn't have taken them off of you. " even in the depth of LSD fueled fear of missing boobs and flaming cats,Erica giggles when Natalya touches her." I'll keep them,for you.do you really like them?" Erica twirls her hair in an extremely girly fashion. " don't worry about paying me back,natycakes. If the cat gets any closer money will be useless to us!" Erica cringes next to Natalya.

Erich wakes up and looks around to the fiery cat. He doesn't see it,but seems pretty convinced of its existence." Someone's going to have to whiz on the cat. That's the only way to deal with these sort of things. No doubt sent here to assassinate us by Rommel!" Erich looks at the two girls and pictures them attempting to squat on a flaming cat.." It's going to have to be me,huh?"
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#1939 Posted : 15 November 2012 23:51:37(UTC)
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OOC: This trip is the most beautiful thing I've ever read in my life.

Ada wakes up after passing out on some random bed, which seems to have stayed empty the rest of the night. She starts towards the kitchen when she hears Natalya and Erica. Not quite understanding the effects of LSD. She starts freaking out and looking for a cat on fire with a cheese grater for a tongue. "Gott im Himmel... What is going on...?"
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#1940 Posted : 15 November 2012 23:58:08(UTC)
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Erica answers Ada from under the cover. Save your kitty miss Ada,the cheese grater tongue cat is on fire and he has a taste for human kitties!"

Erich stands up and looks for this cat. He attempts to calm Ada." Don't worry,this is well in hand. After I whiz on the cat,he won't be on fire. Then we simply pick him up and toss him off the bus. No fuss,no muss."
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