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#501 Posted : 14 December 2012 12:49:33(UTC)
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OOC: Oh my god, I know. I was sitting at my dad's apartment when I first heard the commercial, and I screamed because I thought he was watching Ghost World. NOPE. FUCK THAT. On that note, there's a commerical that plays a song from The Royal Tennenbaums in it, and everytime I heard it, I think it's on. All time favorite movie. Bothers the fuck out of me.

Ada shakes her head and laughs. "So you have known Erica for a long time then?" She asks.

Nichole sighs at her boyfriend and then looks at the venue. "I don't know... Would people come again? That's what she said."
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#502 Posted : 14 December 2012 12:52:15(UTC)
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Sam laughs. "Oh god...this is why I love you. I'm sure somebody will come...I can't even say it without thinking about that now. You're awful." he says, standing up. "Alright everybody. Let's go in there and fuck shit up."
The rest of Acts of Hate come out of hibernation and leave the bus, carrying their respective equipment.
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#503 Posted : 14 December 2012 12:54:32(UTC)
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Nichole follows Sam into the venue. Ada takes Erich's hand and trails behind them, grabbing her guitar on the way out.
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#504 Posted : 14 December 2012 12:54:43(UTC)
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ooc:emilie loves that movie.



erich nods.feeling slightly uncomfortable talking to ada about erica,but figures it cant be any more awkward than riding on the same bus as his ex girlfriend."yeah,since we are about 17. she used to be THE popular girl at school.i'm talking fucking rachael mcadams from mean girls popular.until she hit on a girl...i met her at gilman one night and we hit it off."
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#505 Posted : 14 December 2012 12:56:53(UTC)
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OOC: Well, now I feel bad. :( I'm sorry.

"How interesting," Ada says back with a smile. "My story is not so interesting. We met at a party, dated for a year, and then had sex... I am not a normal European girl, I suppose."
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#506 Posted : 14 December 2012 12:59:50(UTC)
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The venue seems pretty full of patrons, although the only entertainment on the stage seems to be a comedian who thinks that he's the next Jerry Seinfeld. "So what's the deal with airline food...?" he asks the dead audience. A few people recognize Acts of Hate and walk over to say hi. More than a few recognize Ada and catcalls are heard. A few people seem to be actual fans of her music. Tony swings his guitar around, cutting a path through the fans. "Back, you savages! You must wait for your metal!"
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#507 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:02:10(UTC)
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ooc: that originally had more written to it,until i realized i was mixing it up with some other film that has diane keaton and rachel mcadams in it.....whom i'd totally ignore my blonde distaste for. meh, i guess em had to have some sort of saving grace? she hates the meteors,so clearly she has no taste.

"i love that you arent normal. we make a great pair." erich says with a smile." you need me to help you carry your equipment?" erich winks. "i'll carry your music instruments too!"
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#508 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:04:56(UTC)
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Nichole follows behind Acts of Hate, her arms draped across him stomach, afraid that something could happen if she didn't.

Ada giggles, holding the guitar in one hand and taking Erich's hand as she wades through the rest of the fans. "You are too silly..."
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#509 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:09:30(UTC)
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"silly?! my dear,i am serious!" he giggles and smacks her butt lightly.erich's unique version of insanity gives him wide berth through the crowd.he holds ada's hand tightly,not wanting to lose her in the throng of metal fans. before he reaches the door,he's already drank about 10 shots people have handed to him.
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#510 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:12:38(UTC)
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Once they reach the relative safety of the green room, Sam bends down and speaks to Nichole's stomach again. "Everything okay in there?" he says. "Oh...really? He wants to speak to you. Something about a noise complaint," Sam says, standing back up. When Tony opens his guitar case, corn falls out. "Shit...why did we have to buy so much corn1?"
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#511 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:15:23(UTC)
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erich snaps up the corn and stuffs it down his pants. "it's like we got armidillos in our trousers!"
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#512 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:16:51(UTC)
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Rob turns his amp up to eleven. "Can you hear the sustain?" he asks.
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#513 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:18:52(UTC)
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erich looks skeptical."11 ? why dont you just make ten louder?"
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#514 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:21:40(UTC)
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Rob looks at him confused. "But...these go to eleven."

ooc: we are such losers omg. but i love it.
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#515 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:24:19(UTC)
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ooc:you do not want to know how much i enjoy screwing around with you two.


erich cracks up. "do we have any dwarves and Stonehenge props?"
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#516 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:27:39(UTC)
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Sam laughs and chimes in, "No, but we have songs about Jack the Ripper...I should write a song called "Saucy Jack"
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#517 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:30:54(UTC)
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"i got a glove! smell it! smell it!" erich chases around a frightened fan with a probably very smelly glove.


karoliena tunes her bass."so,should we go first?"
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#518 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:39:18(UTC)
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Sam stands up and cracks his back. "Actually, I wanna get to rocking. I think we're gonna head out first for a change. Switch it up a little."

ooc: my ailing mother calls, so i'm just gonna write out the live rp as quickly as possible and post it. i maayyyy be on later.

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Sam, Jeff and Tony being as metal as they can be.

Acts of Hate take the stage to a surprised reaction from the crowd. Sam takes the mic and begins. "Listen, folks, we missed last night's show because of a bizarre incident involving farmer's and corn. But we're here tonight and we're ready to rock some fuckin' faces!" he says, and the band launches into 'Mechanical Christ' right away. After they chug their way through the old favorite, they stop as Sam speaks to the audience again. "So this is the "December to Dismember" tour right? Well, we wrote a christmas song...we know, it's pretty un-metal. But we tried to make it as brutal as possible. This is called...'And All through the House!'"

ooc: tales from the crypt ftw

severed heads roasting on an open fire
a wife kills her husband out of greed and desire
while dumping his corpse she overhears
that christmas might not happen this year
down the road at the looney bin
a schizophrenic psycho tainted with sin
escapes and begins to kill with an axe
shows up at her door wearing a santa hat
her five year old daughter lets him in
and he shows mommy the wages of sin
chops her up and puts her in bowls
in her stocking he leaves some coal
gives the little girl a grisly treat
she masticates mother's gristle and meat
it was a blood-red christmas, and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
if you so much as whisper, you'll wake up dead
because this year santa claus is collecting heads


after the song, they play through a few more favorites; "Catechization", "Dissected Genital Spoils", "Godless Skies" and "Cataclysm," after which they take another opportunity to slow down and talk to the audience again. "Alright," Sam says. "This song is dedicated to Erich Hess and his lovely wife Ada Von Wannemaker. This one's another new one called NECRO-PRIAPISM!"

ooc: writing death metal lyrics is too fun. i actually felt like a fuckin genius after writing this one.

although death took me hours ago
i still remain fully erect
to the chagrin of the mortician

crusted shut eyelids flutter
with a sickening crunch
am i living again?

i take revenge
on the undertaker
taking him from behind

necropriapism
engorged with blood
necropriapism
losing sensation in my limbs
necropriapism
lower half of my body perpetually numb
necropriapism
i will literally fuck the world

his dismembered anal cavity
eructs a noxious gas
i prod him with my member
ready to go again

necropriapism
fucking the living who fuck with the dead
necropriapism
i brutally sodomize severed heads
necropriapism
although dead i'm still hard as a rock
necropriapism
i'll remain living till they cut off my cock


As soon as Necro-Priapism grinds to a halt, they launch into the final song, "A Serial Sing-Along," which they play in their usual manner - fast, sloppy, and utterly brutal! As soon as it ends, they knock over their amps and throw handfuls of corn into the crowd. Another show utterly decimated by the metal.

SETLIST
1. Mechanical Christ
2. And All Through The House
3. Catechization
4. Dissected Genital Spils
5. Godless Skies
6. Cataclysm
7. Necro-Priapism
8. A Serial Sing-Along

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#519 Posted : 14 December 2012 13:44:35(UTC)
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ooc:you're a good son.hope she is on the mend.and i loved tales from the crypt!


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karoliena,sexing it up.


since acts of hate when first,the late comers are very pissed off seeing atomic war bride on stage. erich is puttering about on stage.he's doing some last minute guitar tuning.jarring feedback fills the venue as he flips the amp on.he starts playing a fingerstyle rockabilly riff as the stage lights come on. he takes his place to the right side of the stage. karoliena comes bounding onto stage. erich starts playing "viva las vegas" as karoliena takes a bow.

karoliena adjusts the mic to her height and waves to the crowd."anybody want any corn? we have a fucking shitload!" karoliena runs a hand through her hair and says. "this is zombie town!...take it erich!
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erich starts the creepy riff and karoliena starts the bass slaps. the song is slower than typical war bride fare,but is a lot less twangy.


in zombietown
people get down.
in zombietown
people get down.

om nom nom
om nom nom
om nom nom

getting down all over the place.
getting down chomping on your face.
they're tripping balls
everything is green.
in zombietown,everyone can hear you
everyone can hear you
everyone can hear you
........SCREAM!

om nom nom
om nom nom
om nom nom

*Guitar solo:*

zombietown's got a taste for drugs
zombietown's got a taste for mugs
zombietown's got a taste for
zombietown's got a taste for
...... FOR YOU!

om nom nom
om nom nom
om nom nom

GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!


ooc:one of 4 or 5 songs i ever wrote here.pay no attention to how bad that rips the cramps off.


erich hands the mic back over to karoliena. they grin at each other,as the song went over great and they finally regained near psychic connection that makes the war bride work so well. karoliena is giggling as she takes her mic back. "this is another war bride classic. john glenn plays fucking through! this song is possibly the rockingist tune about the wrong astronaut playing golf on the moon.it tells a surreal tale of russians stealing the hubcaps off the moonrover and green cheese clogging buzz aldrin's space suit's exhaust port,and backed up fart gas eventually killing mr aldrin.

"crotch punching monkeys from planet testie 32
this song delivers what it promises.crotch punching monkeys from faraway galaxies. the song borrows liberally from laika and the cosmonauts "look no head". so it's heavily surf influenced and is the perfect set ender.erich and karoliena pull out all the stops and balls are squished to walls and ovaries are traded like cheap trinkets. karoliena and erich embrace,then bow. "thanks folks! love ya!" karoliena blows a kiss and strides off stage.


one lone guy yells. "show us yer tits!" since karoliena is already off stage,erich shrugs and takes his shirt off. he is bruised to hell and back from his previous night. he also has copious amounts of ada's shade of red lipstick all over his chest..the crowd cheers and erich waves to them before bidding them goodnight.

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#520 Posted : 14 December 2012 19:57:08(UTC)
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Ada grabs Erich and gives him a kiss before he leaves the stage, and she walks on. "He is pretty sexy, ja?" She says into the mic as she pulls her guitar strap on over her head. The crowd gives out a loud cheer and Ada giggles, strumming a few chords. "This song is called To Erich Hess, and it goes a little something like this:" Ada says as she starts playing a softer song, her voice very soothing and different from the acts that have played before her.

wenn Sie es bekommen, bevor mir, du wirst mir einen Platz?
wenn Sie es bekommen, bevor mir, Sie würden mir einen Platz?
aber wenn ich noch nie dort überhaupt
würdest du der Sitz leer?

If you get there before me, will you light us a fire?
If you get there before me, will you light us a fire?
But if I never show,
Will you watch the embers glow?
Would you keep the fire burning?

This is a song for you, in case I never make it through to where you are.
This is a song for you, in case I never make it through to where you are.


The crowd gives out a sober cheer and Ada smiles. "Ja, maybe it is not what you were expecting, but sometimes you have to cool down, ja?" The crowd gives a collective sound of disagreement, and Ada giggles. "Damn right... This next song is a little more your speed." She starts playing the next song, which is much more fast-paced. Ada sings the song angrily, practically taking her frustration out on the guitar. "This song is called Mother."

Sack voller ölige Lappen, 50 Prozent leichter
Träume der Pensionierung in Prauge brennen immer heller
es gibt eine Menge von Möglichkeiten, um Geld zu machen in dieser Welt
aber ich kann es nicht empfehlen Versicherungsbetrug.

ausgebrannt Hülle eines Volkswagen,
Blutflecken auf der Einfahrt,
aufgerissen Mercedes, von der Seite der Autobahn
große Pläne, große Pläne
Lassen Sie mich Ihnen etwas sagen Schwester,
Sie werden nie weg mit ihm.

You were sitting in the recliner with the TV on
When you said something evil and then you were gone
Explosives in the water main
A blown fuse
College graduation photograph
Splashed all over the six o'clock news
I will not be cashing in your policy
Until I find out what it is you are trying to do to me.


The crowd cheers Ada on, and she blushes a little. "You all are too sweet to me," She says into the mic, and somebody out in the audience shouts out, "Take off your shirt!" Ada makes a face and shakes her head. "Watch your mouth, young man, or Erich Hess will come fuck you up!"

Ada plays a few more songs, a good mixture of her quicker songs, along with her hauntingly quiet, slow songs that she's known for. As she starts to finish her set, she looks out into the audience. "We are sorry we missed you all yesterday," She says, and gets a reply of cheering. "We were busy buying corn..."

She starts to play her last song:

As we cruised across the German border
You reached into my handbag, pulled out a micro-cassette recorder
Started quoting Tolstoy into the machine
I had no idea what you meant
I guess I am supposed to figure these things out
Or maybe it is supposed to be self-evident
But I have gone feral
And I do not speak the language anymore.
We are headed deep into the forest, I have got the pedal to the floor
The engine shudders, like a dying man, when you reach out to grab my hand
You can bring out all your weapons
You cannot make me go to war.

Long winding German highways
Innumerable evergreens
Weather forcast on the AM radio
Says we will be expecting highs in the low teens
When I mouth my silent curses at you
I can see my breath
I hope the stars do not even come out tonight
I hope we both freeze to death
Look at the person I have turned into, tell me,
How do you like her now?
No standards of any kind of break, no creeds to disavow
I am right here where you want me
Do what you brought me out here for
You can arm me to the teeth
You cannot make me go to war.


"You all are lovely! Good night!"
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