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#61 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:22:08(UTC)
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karoliena watches him."i always admired guitar players.so many strings...so close together.i can be ham fisted as fuck with an upright."she laughs."you're an excellent boyfriend rob.i just hope you remember when the groupies mass!"


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#62 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:22:36(UTC)
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OOC: Shit, am I going first?
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#63 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:27:04(UTC)
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ooc:i'm just about done. finishing up...5 more minutes or so? shit my live stuff is terrible.
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#64 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:28:17(UTC)
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OOC: Great, you go first. Hahaha, give me a second to write this. I'm writing and watching SNL: The Best of Will Farrell... May be a little bit. ;)
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#65 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:29:03(UTC)
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ooc:snl?! now it's my turn to lose respect for you.
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#66 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:30:01(UTC)
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ooc: i started writing mine like 5 minutes ago and i'm basically done. I think it's because my live RP's tend to suck. Oh well - whoever finishes first can start.
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#67 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:31:04(UTC)
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OOC: Oh, back off. I loveeeee the Blue Oyster Cult skit. I die everytime I watch it.
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#68 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:35:21(UTC)
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ooc:that one is pretty damn funny.if only snl would shorten their skits....i like to think i'me above farrell,but he does make me giggle.

karoliena nods."fuck it,i'm going first." she grabs erich who is peeling paint from a wall and giggling as it falls to the ground.



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karoliena backstage. (ooc:rowrz)


karoliena picks up her bass from it's side and waves to the crowd."how you mother fuckers doing tonight?" she asks as starts plucking the strings."now i admit,i did this as a sort of spur of the moment thing...so i dont have a proper set list. you folks want slow and jazzy?" she asks and receives an enthusiastic "no!" from the crowd. "ok,then! psychobilly it is. erich,lets do this shit."

erich starts playing a fast rockabilly riff and karoliena comes in with her bass. "this one's farmer vincent's jerky for all you "motel hell" fans out there." she and erich tear into the song,like badgers into beef jerky. karoliena writhes to the music,almost using her bass as a stripper pole. she finishes the song by spinning her bass and catching it.


karoliena takes a sip of ...."water". then shrugs and guzzles the bottle. erich fills the dead air with the opening chords of "jail house rock" while some of the crowd starts doing elvis moves. karoliena shakes her head vigiourously." damn,that is just what i needed. i think this is just what you folks need. roentgens per hour! the song is insanely fast and the vocals near impossible to understand.the song seems to be about radiation sickness ala b film science. several references are made to the amazing colossal man and the best of yucca flats.

erich slows into an "earth angel" type filler as karoliena crack another bottle and downs it. he is surprisingly avoiding on stage alcohol,but clearly is on another plane of existence."ok my little imps,one more before i go and you can enjoy ada von w and acts of hate!" the crowd cheers wildly. ok,this one is a little slower,but i think you'll enjoy it. hatchets,quicklime,and where you fit in. the song starts off very spaghetti westerny as karoliena croons about being spurned by a lover.as the story builds,so does the music until it's as frentic as anything else she has sung tonight.when she finally sings about burying her lover in a shallow grace,the crowd has a pretty nice circle pit going. the song ends abruptly and she and erich bow and exit the stage. karoliena comes back out."oh,up next....ada von wannemaker!"
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#69 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:42:25(UTC)
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After the stagehands set up her piano, Ada walks on stage, carrying her guitar. "Um... Hallo!" She says, waving. Somebody shouts of, "Take off your shirt!" from the crowd. Ada blushes and sits down in front of her piano. "Um... This is the song I wrote on the boat that my boyfriend, Erich Hess--" A small roar of applause rises up from the audience. Ada giggles. "Yes... THAT Erich Hess... Anyway, this song is called The Duke of Winchester."

Ada begins playing a slow ballad on the piano, which quickly begins to speed up until she's practically pounding on the piano.

I have got you
You have got whatever is left of me to get
Our conversations are like minefields
No one has found a safe way through one yet
You spend a lot of money
You buy me white gold
We raise up a little roof
Against the cold
On the Duke of Winchester
Where at night, the stars blow like milk across the sky
Where the high wires drop
Where the fat crows fly

All night long, we giggle and scream
Your brown eyes deeper than a dream
I am not going to lose you
Though we may never get married
In this house like a Louisiana graveyard
Where nothing stays buried
On the Duke of Winchester
Where the dead will walk again
Put on their Sunday best
And go with unsuspecting Christian men

La la la la la


Ada plays a few more songs until her fingers hurt, and then she stands up. "Well... That is my set!" She says with a small smile as she blushes and skips off the stage.
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#70 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:46:54(UTC)
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ooc: holy tits!

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Jeff and Tony rocking out, with Sam in the background.

the venues lights turn off, leaving the room in blackness, and the ominous opening to "Unearthed" begins to
play over the speakers. War drums, schizophrenic chanting, and the sound of nails scratching against wood
are amplified and echo throughout the Commodore. Finally, the pained cries and screeches of "Let me out!
Let me out!" begin, and are punctuated by inhuman crying and screeching. The sounds only get louder, and
the sound of a heartbeat grows until it pounds like a bass drum and the lights dimly come on, illuminating
Acts of Hate. "We are Acts of Hate..." Sam says into the mic, "And welcome! To our FUCKED - UP - WORLD!" he
screams, and the band launches into 'Mechanical Christ'. Sam's growls and grunts resonate in the room and
the crowd erupts into a frenzy. Tony and Rob play flawlessly, Jeff holds down the low end, and Neil is keeps
time with his drumming. The song has the entire room coming apart at its seams. As the song ends, Sam incites
the crowd further. "This is a new song, we want you to go fucking nuts! It's called...DISSECTED...GENITAL...
SPOILS!" and without warning they launch into the new song. Frantic chugging by Rob is complimented by a
frenzied, wah-drenched guitar solo from Tony, as Sam launches into the songs lyrics, grunting them like a
demonic pig possessed by satan.

i understand that i do not know
right from wrong, jesus told me so
so with scalpel in hand and all my might
i take to killing whores by night
yeah, you can run, but you can't hide
if you elude me, time i'll bide
i'll hold you down, soon you'll be spayed
as i violate you with my blade
squirm for me, i like a little fight
your skin grows red with welts and bites
split wide open, torn real good
i hunt dumb bitches from the hood
we're not done yet
i must collect my trophy
you wriggle under my grasp
you tear at my mask
but nothing will stop me
from fulfilling my fantasy
i make the incision as you cry in futility
a piece of you that i can take home with me
you lay in your filth and wonder why
i left you there to bleed out and die
in my hand, a genital trophy
as i live and breathe
she will never forget me


after the song comes to an end, the band continue to burn through their classics, delivering blisteringly
fierce renditions of "Catechization" "Godless Skies" "Deluge to Cleanse the Sinners" and "Knee Deep in the
Dead". The set takes on a different tone as the lighting goes down and the drums begin to pound to the slow,
groovy rhythm of "Cataclysm." Sam takes a drink of water and then throws his glass into the crowd. "You know
this one, Vancouver - I wanna see a circle pit!" he says, and the guitars launch into the lugging, dark
riffage of the intro. As all instruments but Rob's drop out for the one clean guitar part of the song,
Sam points to the crowd. "We may be canadian, but we're no FUCKING PUSSIES!" he screams, and starts
screaming his heart out - "THE EARTH SLOWLY ROTS INTO A MALIGNANT TUMOUR...!" and the crowd appreciatingly
sings along. The rest of the song only swells until its climax, where the instrumentation and Sam's screams
intertwine in a grotesquely beautiful display of noise. As the song ends, Sam wipes the sweat off his brow
with a towel. "Alright," he says, sitting on the edge of the stage, letting his feet dangle into the pit.
"Time to get a little personal - this is a song for my child." The crowd screams in approval; it's now
public knowledge that Sam's going to be a father, and the 20% of the crowd that's female look quite
dissapointed. Sam stands up. "And this song is for Nichole Shade - I fucking love you!" he says, and the
band launch into the low-end riffery of their new song, "A Message For The Unborn"

for those whose hearts beat with my blood
i will be your shield
for those whose hearts beat with my blood
i will be your shield

the protection of this sacred being, my only cause
i risk life and limb to shield it from harm
within its heart, my blood pumps,
flowing strong and steadily

for those whose hearts beat with my blood
i will be your shield
for those whose hearts beat with my blood
i will be your shield

so raise your shield
raise your shield

in defence of the descendants
we answer this call to arms
we answer this call to arms

the protection of my offspring
my primary objective
i will mutilate, torture and kill
all who seek to inflict
pain on the innocent

for those whose hearts beat with my blood
i will be your shield


the song ends with a crash, the reverb from the guitars squealing and echoing madly off the walls, and Sam
grins at the crowd.

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"Last song! Last fucking song - this is another new one. It's called "A Serial Sing-Along"
and we want you to fuck this place up!"
The song's riff starts, a groovy, catchy pit-pleaser that whips the crowd into a frenzy of moshing. Sam's
vocals sound beastly over the rock-solid foundation that the rest of the band is laying down, and the
band put all their energy into the final song of the evening.

my name is john wayne gacy
and i sure do like boys
i like to get them soused
and treat them like sex toys
the first one was a mistake
i thought that he'd kill me
thats when i learned that killing
is what could set me free

hey there, i'm albert fish
i like to eat the dead
i like to boil their innards
and empty out their heads
i beat them nice and tender
slice them up thin and nice
their bowels in my bowels
all served up seared with rice

welcome to the pickton farm
i think you'll find it fine
those whores thought they could escape
now they're forever mine
i chopped them into bits
on them my pigs did dine
thats what a whore is good for
a food source for my swine

how many whores did i kill?
why are you asking me?
i got such immense pleasure
from my little killing spree
i slice them ear to ear
and re-arrange their guts
they thought i was a doctor
who loved to murder sluts

she was so goddamn pretty
my dahlia divine
but she put up such resistence
and i had to make her mine
nobody knows who i am
they'll never see my face
but i defiled her corpse
to make sure they sensed her disgrace

and now the sing-along is over
our family together now
we all indulged in pleasures
most would consider foul
and now our time is over
we return to the dead
no more thoughts are racing
through our rotting heads


as the song ends, it degenerates into a wall of noise as Rob, Tony and Jeff basically beat the hell out of
their guitars. Neil gets up from his kit and begins throwing sticks into the audience, Sam throws the
mic stand into the pit and then follows it in, embracing the fans like old friends. Jeff raises his bass
and throws it against the back wall. Tony grabs a cymbal and throws it like a frisbee into the crowd.
Rob drops his guitar on his foot. The security guards can only shake their heads and stay out of the way
as the crowd goes crazy. Eventually, Sam wriggles his way back on stage, and the band bows.

SETLIST
1. Unearthed (Intro)
2. Mechanical Christ
3. Dissected Cenital Spoils
4. Catechization
5. Godless Skies
6. Deluge to Cleanse the Sinners
7. Knee Deep In The Dead
8. Cataclysm
9. A Message for the Unborn
10. A Serial Sing-Along
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#71 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:50:53(UTC)
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OOC: Can we talk about how much of a crush I've had on Jonny Davy since since 2004? Basically why I made sure Nichole was with him.

Ada jumps up and down. "Oh mein Gott, that was... That was such a rush!" She screams, clapping her hands. "Oh mein Gott, somebody get me a fucking beer!"
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#72 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:52:58(UTC)
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ooc: Jonny Davy is quite the handsome man. I can proudly say (as a heterosexual male) that I want a hug from him.

The band walk offstage, toweling the sweat off their bodies. "Whew," Sam says, breathlessly, "Did we suck?"
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#73 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:55:51(UTC)
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ooc:i....have no idea who he is. but fuck it.i'd take a hug from him

backstage erich and karoliena immediately separate.they do not speak or look at each other.karoliena runs up to rob after his set and jumps into his arsm." holy shit.it's a good thing i'm already dating you,because i seriously want some rob after that!" she kisses him all over his face.


erich hears ada's request for a beer and gets her one. he himself doesnt drink,but pops another peyote slice in his mouth. he hugs ada,lfting her off the ground."fantastic! i decree all passengers of the duke should learn and love that song!" erich smiles,clearly thinking his relaxing of ada helped her.

as sam passes him,erich pats him on the back and gives him a diet coke." you deserve this. i'd assassinate 10 coke truck drivers for you." erich nod as if this is a completely normal thing to say.
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#74 Posted : 10 December 2012 11:58:30(UTC)
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OOC: There is nothing wrong with that. At all.

"Vat? Nein! You were amazing! Who told you you suck? Who's ass do I need to beat down!?" Ada does a high kick and knocks over a stagehand. "Oh mein Gott, I am so sorry!"
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Rob grins. "You do me too much honor. But I'm seriously down for some Karoliena time," he says, carrying her into the green room.
Sam smiles. "This is why you're gonna be the kids godfather Erich. I'd be nowhere without you." He cracks open the coke and drinks deeply.
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#76 Posted : 10 December 2012 12:05:40(UTC)
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karoliena makes a face."ugh,i'm all sweaty!..and so are you." karoliena holds robs hand and follows him.

erich shakes his head at sam."shit no.if not for me,you guys would probably be far more successful.but i do appreciate the seniment." the fresh infusion of mescaline starts coursing through his body."yes,i would get him or her a diet coke too. but i wouldnt put it in a baby bottle.that shit could rot teeth before they even grown in." erich swats at something nobody but he can see." yup sam.i am quite honored you chose me for such a post.soon as i am named godfather.fredo is getting fucking whacked."
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#77 Posted : 10 December 2012 12:10:30(UTC)
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Ada takes a chug of her beer and smiles, getting over kicking the stagehand in the face. "Where are we playing next, mein lieblings?"
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Jeff picks up the bass he threw against the wall and sits down with it. It's in two pieces. "Well, duct tape fixes everything.." he says, and begins to tape it back together. Neil is passed out on the floor. Sam laughs at Erich's...Erich-ness. "You're a wise man, Erich," he says, and sips at his coke. He tries to smile, although he misses Nichole terribly. Tony walks over and pats him on the back. "I'm sure she'll come see the next show, man. I mean, Chloe's not here either...well, she said she would be here. Maybe she just got lost."
Rob grins at Karoliena. "Ready to get even sweatier?" he says, and takes his shirt off. "Uh...that didn't sound as sexy as I thought it would."
Tony turns to Ada. "I think somewhere in Alberta. Have you ever been? It's one of the flattest provinces in Canada. You can basically see across the whole thing."
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Ada shakes her head. "I do not think so..." She smiles slightly, and then waunders away from the rest of the group. She was pretty pumped up after the show, but now that her adrenaline was starting to wain down, she was starting to think that maybe her set wasn't as great as she thought it was.
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#80 Posted : 10 December 2012 12:23:22(UTC)
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karoliena smiles at both rob's unsexy sweaty phrase,and the opportunity to use their inside joke. "shit,chole's gone?! rob and i will go look for her!" karoliena announces. as soon as the door shuts behind them,karoliena pushes rob against the wall and starts making out with him furiously



erich nods his understanding at sam."you miss her,huh?.i dont know what i'd do if ada wasnt here." erich pulls another diet coke from his pocket."it's a bit warm,but it'll wet your whistle." erich notices ada has slipped off. "just a moment,i think i better see it ada.with the boob infatuation this crowd has,it could be deadly for her to be alone!"

erich tries to find ada,in a very spinal tap moment,combined with the drugs. he panics and thinks he is lost.
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