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snap_itshannah		#581 Posted : 16 February 2013 10:56:36(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada giggles and nods. "I want to be at least naked. I want the police to be like," she makes her voice sound like a 1920's Brooklyn cop. "'Man, Charlie! What a broad! Too bad this dame had to kick the bucket.'"
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erich hess		#582 Posted : 16 February 2013 11:03:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		erich laughs till he cant breathe anymore. the phrase and her accent upon an accent is too much for him to take. "holy crap,that was hilarious. naked death is always more fun...wait,if i'm naked people will see my willy. fuck that,i'm dying wearing a speedo with a sock stuffed in it."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#583 Posted : 17 February 2013 01:58:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Oh, liebling. You have a wonderful Schwanzstück!" Ada counters, shaking her head.
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erich hess		#584 Posted : 17 February 2013 02:03:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich Laughs and kisses her cheek. " youre so wonderfully silly....and easy to please."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#585 Posted : 13 March 2013 00:50:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada sits out on her balcony, her feet propped up on the railing as she smokes a cigarette and goes over the itenerary for the tour. She beams at it, so ready to be headlining her own tour.
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erich hess		#586 Posted : 13 March 2013 00:58:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich emerges from the kitchen,wearing a tuxedo crafted from dish towels safety pinned together. He sneaks behind Ada and looks at what has her so happy. "Oh..it's not porn." Erich says mocking disappointment. " your first big tour,you ready to shove it in everyone's faces back in jolly old Deutschland?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#587 Posted : 13 March 2013 01:12:01(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada turns around to see her husband in his dish towel attire. At first she makes a face, but then realizes that this is not the weirdest thing her husband has ever done, and merely shrugs it off. "I am very excited to go back," She says with a smile. "Germany... Amsterdam... Czech Republic... It will be wonderful."
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erich hess		#588 Posted : 13 March 2013 01:28:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich sits on the balcony floor. As he sits, safety pins give way,and shoot every which way." I feel a draft....." Erich says with a shrug. " I am ready to go right now.you are going to just fucking kill this tour. " he says,looking up at her from the ground.
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snap_itshannah		#589 Posted : 13 March 2013 04:06:54(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Just eleven more days..." Ada says with a sigh and a smile. "Want to head to London now? I think Erica and Natalya are there."
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erich hess		#590 Posted : 13 March 2013 04:31:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		" always up for travel. I love our home,I just wished it could sprout legs and walk around....they would be so awesome. Our building could find Godzilla and avenge the deaths of its Tokyo brethren." Erich says dreamily while looking at the buildings. " a nice eleven day vacation before touring sounds great. Should I bring my speedo?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#591 Posted : 13 March 2013 04:46:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada looks confused. "What is a Speedo...?" She asks cautiously as she stands up and makes her way into the penthouse to start packing.
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erich hess		#592 Posted : 13 March 2013 04:54:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich looks just as confused. "You're European and you don't know of a speedo? Usually european men wear them to the beach in Florida.i assumed they wore them at home too....... Or do they just go nude?.",erich laughs and joins Ada in packing. He carefully chooses his clothes and makes sure to pack his bomber goggles.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#593 Posted : 13 March 2013 04:58:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Oh! A Badeanzug!" Ada exclaims. "Yes, sometimes they wear those... Most of the time they are in the nude. Very nude." She says back as she pulls out five black and white dresses and starts to fold them.
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erich hess		#594 Posted : 13 March 2013 05:04:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich ponders the beach nudity for a second. " to ever go to the beach...um,like that?" Erich asks,tossing his trusty black boots into the suitcase.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#595 Posted : 13 March 2013 05:47:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada gives out a little laugh and shakes her head. "I do not swim... So nein..." She says back as she picks Dietrich up off the bed and holds up to her face. "Come on, DeeDee! We are going to Europe!" The cat lets out an apathetic meow as Ada goes to look for the cat carrier.
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erich hess		#596 Posted : 13 March 2013 06:08:15(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"That's a relief. I couldn't do the nude beach thing. I'd be naked,but id draw a bikini on me In Sharpie." Erich grins watching Ada lift the cat to her face. " I think Dietrich is ready to see his homeland." He says.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#597 Posted : 13 March 2013 06:29:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada pulls out the cat carrier, which she had specialty modified when she she first got it. The whole inside was lined with a cut up comforter, making the carrier much more comfy for her little fatty.
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erich hess		#598 Posted : 13 March 2013 07:18:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		Erich eyes the cat and the carrier. " I hope the other traveling pets aren't jealous of,or make fun of dietz." Erich says,very concerned with dietz' well being. He picks up the suit cases and gives their home a last look.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#599 Posted : 13 March 2013 07:27:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Ada packs the flask that Erich bought her for Christmas, and then smiles at their house. "Okay, let us go!" She says, zipping up her bag and taking her husband's hand as they walk out.
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erich hess		#600 Posted : 13 March 2013 07:37:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,820 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21859 times Was thanked: 18084 time(s) in 10505 post(s)		"Planning on some drinking,eh? Good,so I don't have to be on my best behavior?" Erich laughs and tries hailing a cab with his semi free hand. When one stops,he opens the door for Ada and stuffs the bags in the trunk.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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