The following appears in bold blue font and white background: "Best Random moments of 2012 with Stephanie Fierce & Rakoon"This is then followed by a scene montage of scenes filmed with a HD hand held camera.Stephanie Fierce: "Right now we're on our way to get this tour prepared. I'm Stephanie Fierce, so I can announce a world tour whenever the hell I want to
(laughs) Just joking! I actually just got finished releasing like two fucking albums. This shit been cray cray .You know..... just doing what I do! All thought, one nearly went diamond and the other flopped
(puts finger on side of the lip in thought) But fuck it, I'm still rocking this shit, that's what matters.
(puts devil horns with tongue out) Rakoon: Stephanie you are a hot mess.
Stephanie Fierce: Why?
Rakoon: Did you just say one of your albums flopped?
Stephanie Fierce: I gots to keep it real boo. It flopped like a fish on a dessert.
(Rakoon gives surprised look, shocked Stephanie is saying that in front of the camra) -Scene cuts to the next-Stephanie Fierce: So, right now I'm on google. I have like 15 minutes to kill, and believe it or not, for the very first time I'm gonna type my name on this search bar and google my own damn self.
Rakoon: Yep, can you believe that after all these years, never searched her own self?We never allowed her to do that, that's why.
Stephanie Fierce: Ok. Here it goes. eeeek ok. Stephanie...Fierce. HOLY SHIT! Do I really look like that?
(laughs histercially) Oh my god, why is there a picture of my butt on here.
(stares at the screen for like 10 seconds before saying anything) Well daaaaamn, I have a nice butt
(Rakoon laughs so hard she falls to the floor) Rakoon: GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! STOP! you are a hot mess! I can't breathe!
Stephanie Fierce: No pero mira nena, mi culo, que grande se ve!
(Translation: No but girl, look how big my ass looks) -Scene cuts to the next-Rakoon: Look Steph there's these new song. It's called Beez in the Trap.
Stephanie Fierce: What the fuck is that?
Rakoon: It's like another way of saying I'm a bad bitch.
Stephanie Fierce: I know what a trap is. I just thought you meant like Bees as in actual bees. What kind of song title.......any who...play me a little som'
(moments later)"Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing, I beez in the trap, I beez in the trap"
Stephanie & Rakoon: (both look at each other impressed) Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
-Scene cuts to the next-Stephanie Fierce: We are now shooting the "Slap My Bass" music video and to be quite honest..... I don't even know who gone be here today. All I know is that I'm suppose to be this 50's whore investigator chick, who gone toss that weave.
(moments later) Christian: He's here ladies.
Brett Smith: Brett Smith
(shakes hand with Steph), Very nice to meet you Ms Fierce, I must say I'm a huge fan of your work.
Stephanie Fierce: You sure are in character and you sure look a whole lot like my ex Johnny. That's kind of strange!
(Then whispers to Rakoon) They did this shit on purpose! Well it's very nice to meet you sir! How do you feel about a beautiful latina black woman dancing on top of your desk for a change?
Brett Smith: Uh.........
(laughs) Rakoon: Steph!.....Sorry, Mr. Smith don't mind her, she's just being very straightforward today, she's very outspoken.
(whispers) Steph stop!
Stephanie Fierce: Oh come oooooooon.....I'm only jocking. He knows I'm jocking right?
(Brett Smith looks side to side smiling embarrassed and stays silent) Rakoon: Oh Lordie!
-Scene cuts to the next-Stephanie Fierce: "Helle! Look at the camera! Say hiiiiiiiiiiii! who's my bookie wookie macaroni! Oh yes you are, oh yes you are....oh yes...."
(Helle smack Steph in the nose with her small hands and grins) OW!!
(Steph laughs)Rakoon: "Haha! She doesn't like you! Come here Helle! Come here to Auntie Jenny!"
(Helle scratches Rakoon in the face and Rakoon gasps in pretend shock)" Owwwww! Nooooo.... I'm going to cwy!!!!"
Stephanie Fierce: "Ha ha, That's what you get bitch!"
-Scene cuts to the next-Stephanie Fierce: "Am I allowed to pat my weave in front of these people."
Rakoon: "I don't know."
(laughs and tries to keep composure) Stephanie Fierce: (mouths) " Cause I am bored."
(Rakoon smack Steph in the leg)-Scene cuts to the next-(Steph and Rakoon were left alone in the venue for rehearsals, and as they both stood there the following happened)Stephanie Fierce: "Echo (echo echo echo)"
Rakoon: "whooo hooo (whoo hoo, whoo hoo, whoo hoo)"
Stephanie Firce: That's nice!
-Scene cuts to the next- Rakoon: "That blogger chick is talking about you again. She's calling you old lady fierce."
Stephanie Fierce: "When is she not. Write her something for me, tell her that she can lick my old fierce wrinkly balls."
Rakoon: "Steph"
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