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she leans up to kiss his face,but can only make it to his shoulder. "me too,derrick.it's like it was meant to be,you know?" she says,still out of breath. "ok,we're doing it again after the show too." |
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"I'm good with that.." he says. "Hopefully the pull out and pray method continues to work for us," he says, laughing. |
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"ill be safe until next week." she says. "trust me.i'm a card carrying member of mensa." she says with a wink. "besides,no housekeeper wants to see....that on the bed!" |
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"We'll clean it up before we leave.." he says, laughing. "I love you," he says, kissing her. "That was the best Valentine's day present I've ever had. |
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"good! because i can only give it once!" she giggles and hugs him. "this was the best valentines day ever." she sighs contentedly. " i love you,derrick.i dont want this tour to ever end." |
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"You know, after it's over, we could just drive around the country and pretend we're on tour.." he says, laughing a bit. |
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" I like your thinking. A real magical mystery tour!" Teresa gets dressed and gathers up her cake stuff. ."come on,lets go wish an Italian happy birthday."
A short walk later,Teresa is knocking on the rv door,holding a large Tupperware container. |
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"Maybe they're fucking.." he muses, suddenly a bit afraid the door will swing open and reveal them mid-coitus. |
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".....maybe." Teresa says. " should I change the cake to a " I'm happy you're having sex" cake? She giggles. |
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"You should sell those. We could make a lot of money," he says, laughing. |
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"we could shape them like genitals....or not,that is foul." teresa makes a face while laughing hard. |
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"Genius!" he exclaims. "We're going to be millionaires. We can buy all the poutine we can eat." |
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"i dont know if i want money that bad...or poutine. i dont want to work my knuckles to the bone airbrushing a perfect pink....that!" she says,turning very red. |
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Derrick cracks up, putting his arm around her. "Okay, I won't make you my cake slave so we can get poutine," he says, and his stomach rumbles. "Wanna go get some food?" he says. "I think the boss man and his woman are busy." |
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"maybe they arent...and they dont want my cake." she sadly,and dumps the cake on the ground." lets go get some food stuffs. this junk in my truck isnt there by not eating." she giggles and grabs derrick's hand. |
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"Denny's?" he asks, as they walk down the street, trying to figure out if there even is a Denny's in...wherever they are. |
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"sounds good to me.if not dennys...anywhere is ok with me. maybe the ultra rare shoneys or waffle house." she squeezes his hand tightly. "no ihop though. that place gave me food poisoning like 3 times." she says,nearly turning green. |
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"Ihop?" he asks, "That sounds horrible. I've never had any problems with Ihop before, but a place that's so pancake oriented is bound to be shady. Pancakes are the inferior cousins of the waffle," he says, making himself hungrier. |
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teresa hides her mouth as she laughs. "yes, pancake extremists were out to get me! it was my own fault probably. let me as you.do you think a "seafood omelette" would be a safe bet from ihop?" she asks very interested. "my mother said i was asking for trouble ordering it....i ate it the other times just to prove her wrong....i think i was the wrong one." she makes a "yuck" face |
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"Never order seafood from a place that specializes in breakfast," he says, and he spots a Denny's near the end of the street. "Bingo," he says, and walks faster. "I can practically taste the grease," he says, licking his lips. |
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