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Offline Matticus  
#1 Posted : 12 May 2013 07:10:48(UTC)
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Hype comes to the front of the stage, "Well here we are, on to rap battle number 3!! I've got some major excitement for this one!" The crowds buzz excitedly and cheer as Hype speaks.

Buzz starts jumping excitedly on the spot, "This is gonna be an amazing battle today!! We've got one major name and one newbie, i'm sooooo excited to see what they can bring to the table!!" The crowds go crazy, "and they are FOXXXY AND POO PETER!!"

The crowds go crazy as the two rappers walk on stage. Buzz & Hype go back over to their decks and press the buttons that start up the beat.
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#2 Posted : 12 May 2013 21:41:13(UTC)
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OOC: just under 12 hours to go, are we gonna get a post on this one?
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#3 Posted : 12 May 2013 22:09:21(UTC)
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Foxxxy walks out onto the stage to a massive pop from our fans. Being a proper star in rap terms, the people in attendance are chanting her name and as she smiles out at them, she runs to the front and starts high fiving people along the front row. "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrap" she yells out loud, pointing at her "peeps" in the crowd, a shout to which the crowd respond in kind. She stands up and motions for the crowd to make more noise for her, a request they respond to with another loud cheer. Foxxxy walks to her microphone and takes it fromt the stand.

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Let's fuckin' 'ear you yeah? Where's the Foxxxy peeps?
Cheering followed by a quick beatbox sound starting

Dis man Peter gon' regret when he enter this Olympiad,
Foxxxy be provin' she's the queen, so much more than a fad,
Yo this little shrimp be nuffin' more than a virgin, so green, a noob,
Foxxxy be killin' the scene, he still be sucklin' him momma's boob
Don't worry Peter, bruv, just keep quiet and we ain't have no trouble,
I only wish your mum had swallowed or even blown a cum bubble,
You ain't nuffin' to me, you ain't even the shit on my shoe,
Do you fink it's cool to prefix your nobody name with Poo?
The fact is you got the nerve to step up and face the F-X-Y,
I promise I won't hurt you but you probably gon' cry,
Cos this is more than a game to me, and you got in my way,
I'm the Goddess of rap, so don't speak just kneel there and pray
Well I guess I should wrap tings up, you 'bout to be buried,
See I'm still in first gear and yo I ain't even worried...


As Foxxxy finishes and raises the mic above her head, the crowd goes wild for the relative rap veteran. She smiles and then puts the mic back on the stand, running forward and high-fiving all of her peeps again before standing back and waiting for the rebuttal.
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#4 Posted : 13 May 2013 00:07:08(UTC)
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You've got the wrong person to battle
I'm to you what the butcher is to the cattle
Listen up, closely, foxxy
you may havr rhymes, but where's your moxie?
And I was probably born because because the condom broke
but if you swallowed that much you'd probably choke
Just like clamydia to get rid of ya must have cost a fortune
face it Foxxy, you're just a failed abortion
The biggest skill that you got in life
was giving head for the highest price
but the price is still so embarrasingly low
that my pal Gory would even say no!
You say that you're the queen of rap
but I'd say you're just the queen of crap
Eat shit in your new two-seater
and I'll eat yours cause I'm Poo Peter!


Poo Peter looks at the crowd with a nervous nailbiting and a vicious smile
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Offline Matticus  
#5 Posted : 13 May 2013 00:19:13(UTC)
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OOC: if you want to post more than two verses then go ahead - good battle so far!!!! excited to see if anything more comes!
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#6 Posted : 13 May 2013 06:52:41(UTC)
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Occ: Poo Peter is up for more.
Offline genocidal king  
#7 Posted : 13 May 2013 07:43:17(UTC)
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Foxxxy smiles and sarcastically claps her hands together before she steps forward and pics up her mic again. The beat starts again and she starts to bob her head to the music before she steps up to the front and starts to rap again.

Sorry, Pete, I was barely list'nin' I was having a toke,
Count me impressed that you spun some lines and di'in't just choke
But sit down in the corner bruv and suck on your thumb,
Your mum woulda done the world a favour if she took the cock in her bum.
It's time to change gear cos you ain't no Slim Shady,
Shhhh, let's keep it quiet that you got beat by a lady
See you wanna call Foxxxy girl a failed abortion
But unlike you I'd never let my father serve me a portion,
Does it hurt, fam, how often do you take a lil rest?
It's a game the whole family can play, Poo Peter's incest
Ain't it a win anyway if I beat medical termination?
You weren't born, mate, you were just a thick menstruation.
Wow, boy, you really got yourself an obsession with faeces,
If you was gone it would be for the good of our species,
I'd threaten your life man, but I ain't packin' no heat,
So I'll just slay with my words and knock you off your damn feet,
I'm the future, I'm like democracy to your Berlin Wall,
Your fame is just a fallacy but I'm the greatest of all
Anyone got the time? I think these verses 'bout to be mergin'
I better hand over the mic and give a turn to this virgin,
I could stand here all night and simply tell him to hush,
But the truth is bruv, you're shit, and all it takes is a flush.

Edited by user 13 May 2013 07:44:22(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline Read hard  
#8 Posted : 13 May 2013 07:58:16(UTC)
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Foxxy you shouldn't be so embarrased
because we all would like that abortion and not just your parents
I might have been beat up by several girls
But at least I don't sell myself to 80 year old perves
When you take your clothes off people get sick
You're just a tool to soften my dick
And I was born into an inbred cult
You'd really think I'd take incest as an insult?
My father is my brother, his sister is his bride
We wear our incest badge with pride
I'm not that obsessed with poo
There's other things in the world except for you
All it takes is a flush
but yours won't even go down
Your worth less than a pound
I'm a pro you're just a con
And you'll never be a Ron
begginh me to "tear that wall down"


Poo Peter shows a wall with his hands and mimmicks "WALL" with his mouth

Edited by user 13 May 2013 07:59:45(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#9 Posted : 13 May 2013 08:12:38(UTC)
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Gory I Lids: That was uncalled for, man
Poo Peter: I was just saying she's too cheap for you
Gory I Lids:.....I'd still hit it.
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Offline Read hard  
#10 Posted : 13 May 2013 08:48:08(UTC)
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Offline Matticus  
#11 Posted : 13 May 2013 08:54:18(UTC)
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OOC: yeah no more raps posted in 7 minutes, then we give it like 12 hours to see how many thanks you both get on your posts, and the winner is the one with the most thanks combined :)
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#12 Posted : 14 May 2013 00:23:51(UTC)
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Poo Peter: The "wall" thing probably wasn't as cool as I thought last night, I see that now. I'm not checking into rehab though.

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#13 Posted : 14 May 2013 07:45:29(UTC)
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Hype walks to the front of the stage and smiles at the two contestants, "What an epic fight that was! I don't think anyone was expecting that first verse from Poo Peter! Incredibly done!" the audience cheers in agreement with him.

Buzz walks up beside him and nods at a girl in the front row and winks, "and on to the results!" an air of suspense fills the club. Nobody quite knows how it will go! If you think Foxxxy spat the best bars, scream now!" There is a huge wave of noise come from the audience.

Hype nods, "wow! and what about for Poo Peter?!" another wave of excited noise hits the duo as they stand on the stage, "well that's a close one to call! Incredible battle guys!"

The duo wait til everyone calms down again before they announce the winner, "and the third rapper through to round 2 is......... FOXXXY!!!!!


OOC: 16-10 to Scott, well done guys, great contest!!
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