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#1 Posted : 28 July 2014 12:28:39(UTC)
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First Edition and we are doing remember when? You got to love show business and entertainment. So remember when Mariko was the most balance of the Kobayashi? remember when Girl groups were all cute and innocent? I don't but apparently everyone else does so our first two stories is here to tell you that time makes thing WORST not better and give you two examples.

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Japan Where After 90s Things Just Got Weird


Our first story we have Mariko Kobayashi to thank for it. This young tart has been everything but stable and just watching her on big brother makes you want to sing “These hoes ain’t loyal.” this isn’t the first time Mariko has been in the wrong and I know this won’t be the last. You know the old saying when a guy has a wife and a mistress. Once the mistress becomes the man wife…he is looking for another mistress. So Nina, Mariko ex-girlfriend now I didn’t know how that worked where you just give up on national TV was dating emerald and Mariko comes in and take Nina away. Emerald stabs herself, yea she was Tryon before big brother made him do the same shit and again Mariko had that same look on her face. So we can just say that Mariko was the man and he married his mistress. But that wasn’t enough he needed more so enter the “friend” Vara but one of them have to be the responsible one, I never thought I would say Vara miss sex craze as sexually responsible one. Enter miss daisy who is little bubble but innocent. So now we got the mistress. I think you see Mariko and her story about always needing to be love and shit. I think Mariko just want some side pieces. Never wanting to be without Always has someone on speed-dial when the bed is feeling lonely. I not mad at her, hell men do this all the time but at least we are up front with this shit. So please Mariko take it from us guys. It’s alright to have side chicks but you got to learn how to manage it.

1) NO FEELINGS: What you did to Daisy thumbs up. But don’t let the mistress or main chick find out
(which is Vara now? Does that mean Rum is single?)

2) Plan your shit out: if you know someone is going to be on tour plan ahead so the side chick can be there when the main one is gone.

3) Most Important RULE Keep it consistent: Your side piece is just a side piece and your main chick is your main chick don’t flip flop the roles.

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Remember when girls use to be all sweet and innocent and something happen to make them turn all slutty and look for something they never thought in their young lives that they would need, the D. That is called puberty yes it hits girls too and I’m not talking about the lumps of fats that have on their chest or the hair that will spring up. It happens to everyone and this years lucky winners are the girls from SYNCO. Oh they were a young pure bunch alright, doing the typical pop girl songs with “Treat Your Girl Right”(Side note, Mariko maybe should have listened to that rather than Ludacris Hoes in Different Area Codes but I digress) “Goodbye (Rest In Peace)" but as time went on the music started getting sexual and it was bound to happen have you really listen to “You Don’t Have to Wait Anymore?” It’s like when a girl start getting breast or when a girl has her freshman year in college, those are experiment years where you do some sexy, and if done right, nasty stuff. Let’s enjoy SYNCO new “slutty” persona I can’t wait to see leaks of sex tapes and shower rods. From all your friends here at the Pulse we promised to be like these people mention. We know we are the main chick that belongs to Uncut but we’ll be here waiting for your call for they go out on tour and you feeling lonely. We promise to give you our best slutty years and hope that we don’t get mature and find real jobs. We will be the drunk girl at the party that is passed out and passed around. Sure we won’t be the cleanness, We come in like a hot mess but we will get attention grinding on whatever is close to us and hopefully find a pulse somewhere.

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Let The Good Times Roll


That is are mission statement


~The Pulse Team


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#2 Posted : 28 July 2014 23:01:58(UTC)
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Erica: i am so glad my sister's life is such a source of amusement for people. Yes,she is putting it out there for the world to see. But she is a fucking person with fucking feelings. As is rum....vara,I cannot say. Never said two words to her.actually I have...she said nothing back. I am not saying rum should give my sister any more chances after the daisy thing,but if she did? Vara should be very scared.
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#3 Posted : 01 August 2014 13:36:27(UTC)
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OOC: Fun read! I love how you do stuff like this on the forums along with Pop Culture Catch Up because it's always good to read stuff like this and it makes us generally know that you are paying attention to whats going on around here. Keep this up :)
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#4 Posted : 19 December 2014 01:49:06(UTC)
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CHRIS WALKER ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Seems not everything is going good for the internet blogger Chris Walker. As one of our sources found that he talked into a suicide hotline, saying.

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I just want to go to sleep and never wake up.


Source said that Chris has been unhappy for a while, and the show is what is keeping going, however No one knows what he is like outside of the camera. We will get you more when news comes in.

In Other News, we lose a lot of people in public eye however this isn't one of those memorials no this goes out to all the people that just seem to walk off the face of the earth and never to hear from again.

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O’Bryan Richmond

Ines Lola Dennings

Francis De Zoete

BBC kingz

Perry Stone

The Dolls

OisínShannon

Aikya Balan

KRYZTAL

My Girl Friday

Drew Westbrook

Edward Barat


Sorry, someone sneaked in that last one. Anyway those people will be missed? I guess


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#5 Posted : 26 January 2015 08:27:58(UTC)
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Second issue on the way and we got a lot to cover plus a piece from one of our authors here on how no matter how much thing change things still always stay the same.

First story is a story that has been under the radar but it is worth mentioning. Last year was a wild year and we saw some passionate moments from fans even a girl cutting herself for her pop star. This one must have taken the cake with a cult fan based someone actually assaulted and sent boyfriend Jordan to the hospital.

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So just days before the wedding a group of guys went and attacked Jordan while he was out shopping. The group who were between the ages of 21-47 carrying sticks and bats attacked Jordan in the street and almost killed him after one 26 year old Sam Wilson took out a steak knife and stabbed Jordan in the mix of the fighting. The drama doesn't end there though as Jordan's family who got to meet him at the hospital, where outraged and told reporters that they didn't want to see their son getting married. condemning Suzie for the attack yet didn't make any plans to press on the attackers though they did go for a restraining order on Wilson. So you have to wonder that now that Jordan is in the hospital and his parents are the only ones who are allow to him now that they are slowly trying to push Suzie out of the picture who is still his fiancee we want to know if Jordan's parent had anything to do with this,

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To be brave you have to risk a lot and while Rap music is felt like there are only a few that are doing anything their are people that are trying to get more recognition. Look at Drew who, for some reason called out Kidd, With the song one which didn't do the chart success like he would have wanted and MJK who has been coming out lately with some new blood and freestyle again only to get shot. Where their robbers? or Did Tryon just wanted some money cause no one still know where this guy is.

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We should really give this another look later. So many people want to make it in this culture but the background that people have make it hard to leave that lifestyle behind so for every one that does make it to the main stage 10 fall by the waste side.

Speaking of things that don't make we have a small segment from Josh.

So many times we have people think that time leads to change, but what people don't take for granted is the fact that while things may change so many times Somethings are constant. Taxes, Death, and Studio60. How many years has it been since the merge with Tri-Jam and Studio60? Quick guess 10 years, all of our lives? Really it's only been 3 years. That is the crazy part. We have just come to except that this thing has always been while it is so young and had to merge to sort of keep out with everything. Now, now what is the challenge that this juggernaut has to face, No body. No storm clouds no company that is really as big or as successful. In the rearview mirror there nothing really close. Sure if you want to go on StarPower that will studio60, strangle hold on the big markets Studio60, All around talent Studio60. These other labels don't even come close and it might never change. So while time changes all nothing could change the fact that Sudio60 3 years ago was just part of the action, now is the only big name studio anyone could be a part of a sell. ~Josh

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#6 Posted : 28 January 2015 13:48:54(UTC)
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Queen Alexis: Something smells very very fishy. And its not Suzie's vagina. Or it might as well be.
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#7 Posted : 10 April 2018 02:32:43(UTC)
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So with all the music not coming as well as it is it is time for a lot of gossip and things that we be hearing on the grapevine.

OOC: I'm going to talking about a lot of characters that aren't mine but hardly anyone is here or pays attentions so I can now I can talk about peeps!

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Are Sabrina and YoungHood an item?


There was this picture of Sabrina franc who finally released and album and YoungHood who was supposedly with Tisha But recently he was by himself and never talked about his relationship status but now it seems like he has been around Sabrina? What does this mean hmmm?

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Cara leaving to partner up with Chris on a venture?


Cara Zayn and Chris Walker are linked together through a lot of things and they both have a good brother and sister like relationship but with chris having his own network and Cara leaving HBO, could this be the start of the two of them getting together, at least in the business sense of it, if that is true we would be excited to see what happens with that.

Babies, Babies and More Babies


One of the reason why music isn't been coming out as quickly as possible is life being out in the world. Gemma and Elyar are even in the rumors of having a child? Hey if Adam Black can have one why not the little brother right?


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#8 Posted : 10 April 2018 03:38:36(UTC)
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Erica:let me put on my patented tin foil hat and t shirt combo.

Nina: t shirt?

Erica:that's right .aliens want to steal our nipples because they have none of their own. The foil makes a fantastic anti nipple shield.

Nina: makes sense to me,love. I don't know what I was thinking..carry on.

Erica: right. So you see,mr hood isn't with sabrina. She's his sponsor because he's in alcoholics anynomous. One day at a time,hood.one day at a time.

Nina: ok...what about Cara?

Erica: she's not an alcoholic so Sabrina wouldn't need to be her sponsor too.

Nina:*sighs* I'd like to be the funny one once, love. I'm tired of playing the straight man.

Erica: there's nothing straight about you,"love". I know what you get up to.i know!

Nina: whatever.

Erica: fine,let the baby have her way. *Dramatically* Nina. What do you think about Gemma and Adam Black's brother?

Nina:I think they're are trying to save a doomed relationship through bringing a child into things. But it won't work. He's too immature and she's too much of a diva.

Erica: really? That's it,huh? THATS why I'm the funny one.

Nina: you put me on the spot! I wasn't ready.
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#9 Posted : 20 December 2018 06:12:31(UTC)
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OOC: Alright I have this platform to do juicy tabloid gossip that is/isn't true but things that I would think would cause a lot of problems. I lot like the Culture Uncut, but less newsy and more gossipy. Still, everyone can use this thread it doesn't have to be but since I'm here I'm going to put out some stuff and there isn't a lot of people to check with soooo...

Boy we have a lot to get caught up on and the biggest story deals with a couple that has been pretty private about their personal life until NOW!


Airemese "Coke" Smith Marriage On The Rocks


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So let's talk about how this once happy couple spiral out of control. A few years ago, Airemese was said to have a drug problem stemming from her losing her father. We heard rumors that Airemese been away from music to kind of get back on track but she was having a really hard time so her husband, and rapper, Kidd Amaze took some time with her to be away.


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What turned things off was the business that Kidd and co-owner Carmen Grant had in JustRecord. As they were getting the business up and running signing artist and talent Airemese was sliding back into bad habits that included meeting with what one source says as a "Past Lover" another said a "drug dealer" his name is Jordan, and they were seen together in certain places.


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People close to the situation say that Airemese drug problem is straining her marriage and Kidd has gone to Anniken, his mother in law, on how to deal with her. It even shows up on Kidd's newest album Sides near the end as he talks about this thing that Airemese keep going to.


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"I couldn’t be the strength she wanted/
Couldn’t provide what he was delivering/
I think she didn’t want to see me/
That’s why she would sneak and hide/
I think she wanted to come to me/
But she just had too much pride/"




He could be talking about drugs in his or he could be talking about Jordan who was the one supplying the drugs to her. Remembering that these two got married very quickly during getting to know each other could this be the end of the marriage though? Kidd has developed a business while married would Airemese try to take half of everything since they been together to continue her drug habit? So many questions As we tried to get in touch with Studio60 and Anniken. Remember that people claim that Dohlhouse, which Airemese is a part of, many members have drug problems.

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#10 Posted : 20 December 2018 09:20:20(UTC)
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Erica:ew...is that one guy jordan? guy looks like if big e fucked baron corbin and they conceived...trade down!

nina:wow...who would have thought it was so bad that aire had to fuck for drugs,love? its bloody well sad,really.

erica:yeah. you're supposed to fuck ON drugs. well,some of them. some dont lend themselves well to the bedroom.

Nina:i'm just going to say it...not a fan of sex while drunk.

mariko:wait..im on dahlhouse! am i supposed to have a drug problem?! this wasnt in the employee handbook at all. oh well,im also supposed to release music too. whoops.

erich: wow...anyone else more shocked at the mention of carmen grant?
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SCOTT WELLINGTON IS THREATENING TO RELEASE A SOLO ALBUM

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Pop nuisance Scott Wellington is allegedly planning to inflict a solo album upon the world next year. Weekend, who just released their critically acclaimed comeback single Victory, announced a while back that after the release of their third studio album they will embark on a hiatus to work on solo projects - both musical and other pursuits. While no further information about Weekend's third album has been given since Victory's surprise release, it is believed that the project will drop in very early 2019. It is believed solo endeavors will come to fruition late next year.

Bilal Holmes and Riley Hamilton have already confirmed that they are working on solo records for the break. So far there has been no word on potential solo material from Oscar Ward, the lead vocalist, and Dustyn Conners, the main talent in the group which is surprising enough news as is and becomes all the more perplexing when you hear that Scott Wellington, the tag-along member, is allegedly working on his own record. A handful of tracks have been registered to ASCAP with Wellington listed as the artist as well as a writer on the tracks. This is purely speculation as registered songs may never be used or eventually sold to other acts. They could be demos intended for other acts on Five Pesky Kids, the label which he co-owns alongside his talented counterparts. However, Wellington has recently been spotted entering the studio without the other four who can sing and with the hiatus in the pipeline, it does seem highly likely that he unfortunately plans to give us an entire album in the wrong key.

Scott is the eldest of the band and is undoubtedly the least popular. Aside from his dire screeching akin to cats drowning, Wellington surprisingly finds multiple ways to get under everyone's skin, which may actually be his only talent. He once liked tweets defending Trump (which he later claimed as a "mistake"), allegedly had beef with beloved and dearly departed Luke Striker, is involved in the most irritating marriage with attention seeker Jennifer Armstrong and came across as nothing short of infuriating with his try-hard sarcastic comments during his tenure as a judge on The X Factor. For someone dubbed as "the shit one" of is band, you'd think he'd lay off the douchey attitude in the hope of saving his public image. Scott manages to make Billy seem cuddly and less grating.

If this monstrosity does come to fruition, it will be interesting to see how it holds up with sales. Weekend are a force to be reckoned with but how will they fare when it comes to solo projects, especially the weakest member? Obviously the die hard Weekenders will rush out to buy this upon release but are the general public here for a solo Scott Wellington record? We'd like to say we hope not but trash seems to be the biggest trend nowadays.

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BLUE'S BIG BLUNDER

A Snapchat mishap leads to Dustyn Blue-Conners becoming the THIRD member of Weekend to bare all online!

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Since becoming fathers, businessmen, industry giants and (some of them) husbands, you would think that the days of Weekend's risque shenanigans were long gone. That was until last night when Dustyn Blue-Conners accidentally took us back to circa 2012 when boyband scandals were in abundance. There was a time when Weekend, ELMNT, The Zone, The Stat Nerds and co. dominated the headlines and showbiz blogs with their messiness and sloppy nature. Dick pics, sex vids, drug addiction, affairs, violence - these crooners certainly had an edge and continued to churn out iconic pop culture moments like it was nothing. After a long dry spell from our favourite heartthrobs, the trashy Gods above smiled down upon us and gave us a HUGE salacious boyband story in the form of Dustyn Blue-Conners' long awaited nudes.

We'll set the scene for you. According to the Irish cutie's Snapchat story last night, his husband Dallas Conners - of Juneau and amazing facial hair fame - was enjoying a night out in a swanky London bar with some of his bandmates while Dustyn spent the night at home. Blue gave us comedic and dramatised snaps in real-time throughout the night, documenting his time alone and waiting for his beloved hubby to return. This included posts of him wearing several different irked and saddened expressions on his face, multiple snapshots of the time as he waited, cleaning the house, putting his son Shay to bed, organising his DVD collection and a plethora of other mundane tasks he partook in to pass the time. It was all cute, sweet and a your usual besotted Caucasian nonsense until Dustyn made a huge error. We can assume that besides his public posts, Dusty was also privately messaging his husband as a snap not suitable for public consumption accidentally made its way onto his story. It appears that Blue-Conners was trying to entice Dallas home with a good old fashioned naked picture but that pesky Snapchat and those darn sensitive touchscreens went and messed things up. His nakedness as well as his caption of "Bed is getting cold, Dallas. Move that a$$ home🙈😝❤️" made its way to his public story. The post was up for approximately two minutes before Blue deleted not only the blunder but his entire stories for the night, probably wanting to pretend the entire day never happened...but the damage was done.

For those of you who skipped by our 18+ warning picture, we'll paint you a picture. The rumours are indeed true about Mr Blue. What he lacks in height he certainly makes up for between the legs. The cute "baby" of Weekend shed his innocent image once and for all after sharing a snap of his extremely long and uncircumcised penis. Yes, he's an Irishman and has foreskin, making it all the more jaw=dropping and exotic. Since the picture leaked, fans, admirers and everyone in general has been going mad for the snap due to the sheer size of Dustyn - who actually appears to be only semi-aroused in the photo. Out of the Weekend nudes we have so far, Dustyn is the size king by a mile (sorry Billy!). However, Dustyn has confirmed in the past that he is in fact a "total bottom" and we can't help but think...what a waste of a wiener.

This makes Dustyn the THIRD member of Weekend to unleash his willy upon the world. Billy's raunchy snaps leaked in 2012 after a laptop was stolen and Oscar Ward followed suit the next year when hackers got their mitts on a sex tape he made with longtime fiancee Eilidh. That leaves Riley Hamilton and Scott Wellington left before we have the complete set. Place your bets on who'll be next. We're waiting, boys.
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Erica:i would fucking die. it would be like vlad the impaler.

Mariko:i've seen it in person once at a halloween party.

Erica:the fuck did you see THAT for?! i know you dont like men.

Mariko: he was dressed as a man in a loincloth. i dunno. but he raised his leg and there it was. i seriously thought he had like one of those parasitic twin things going on and i was seeing a second pair of legs.





Erich:meh. ive seen it more times than i care to count. but i do have a funny story about naked dustyn. can you imagine a naked dustyn in your house and your wife at the time caught a glimpse? cause,yeah. that happened.

Karoliena:i'd say it drove ada crazy. but...cmon. that fucking car was parked in the crazy lot for years.

Erich:cmon. thats not cool.

Karoliena:i really dont care. her leaving you was the best thing that ever happened to you.

Erich:i hope dustyn is ok. i know he's a sensitive soul and all .

Karoliena:i'd say he's better than ok. i'd like to bring him in for a celebrity dildo molding...but i think that thing could be considered a weapon in many countries.
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Chris is *NOT* joking. This morning Chris said he was running for president and he has actually filed paperwork, to put his name on the ticket and has a gofundme page to raise money for campaigning and running advertisements. This is one of the ads.

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Fuck No, waste time, don't do shit.

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erich hess on 13/02/2019(UTC), C4AJoh on 17/02/2019(UTC)
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