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Daniel: EVERYONE BETTER GIVE IT UP FOR THE FUCKING BEST METAL BAND EVER!!!! THE NIMRODS! The entire arena went pitch black completely out of nowhere and the audience went silent. It stayed this way for about 2 minutes before the sound of feedback was heard and then what sounded like a guitar being plugged in. After another brief burst of feedback, a steady clapping was heard which the crowd copied without being instructed. Then, with the clapping almost used as a metronome, an unaccompanied bassline was soon heard. It would only be familiar to older Nimrods fans or people who had seen the Gilman video. After the bassline was repeated several times, a quick drum fill was played and when the last snare hit was played, the lights turned on to reveal 2 original and indeed naked Nimrods as well as the second guitarist Jaska who began playing their signature opener "The Fire". Near the middle of the song, a solo could be heard that was noticeably not being played by Jaska which made the question arise 'where's Jimmy? Is he even here?' as the song ended he was still nowhere in sight and the band stopped playing with the exception of Davey who was mindlessly jamming on his bass.
After about a minute of jamming, a familiar raspy voice was heard through the arena shouting "1,2,3,4!" extremely fast before the band began playing a heavy, Black Flag styled punk song with thumping bass, buzzsaw guitar, and lighting fast drums. A moment later the crowd near the back of the audience began cheering for no apparent reason. People in the middle of the audience looked back to see he source of the commotion only to see a short brown-haired and naked figure marching down the aisle with an old-school microphone and stand, spinning around and headbanging until he reached the middle of the aisle. Once he was halfway down the aisle he began running he reached the stage, climbing up the steps and walking to center stage he looked at the audience with an awkward gaze before once again shouting "1,2,3,4!" as the riff began playing again. Finally Jimmy, who after shaving and cutting his hair, resembled his younger self, began to sing which sounding more like and extremely fast rant.Well I'm the son of a bitch, and I'm the son of a dog And I'm a battered up, slithering bleeding frog And I'm a part of what these bastards call life *scream* You try to stare at me, and I will break your teeth You've got no fuckin' idea what is like to be me And you're pissed off cause I came from your wife.
Chrous: Well I'm a loser, misfit and a freak I am a devils spawn who fed on rotten meat I never do what's right, I never speak what's true The only thing I mean, is when I say fuck you. After the chorus a fast instrumental break was played while Jimmy picked up a guitar and began to sing the next verse which was full of more mockingly-angsty lyrics, however he sang them with a sinister grin on his face, showing he missed performing in front of people. At the end of the second verse Jimmy let out another scream before playing a extremely "metal" fast and technical guitar solo, showing The Nimrods hadn't lost all of their edge. As the song ended in a cacophony of noise Jimmy spoke into the microphone.Jimmy: It's so good to be fucking back! That one was called Loser. The crowd applauds loudly for quite a whileJimmy: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Just kidding, but seriously, don't you wanna hear more music? Alright then. Well guys, I let you down quite a bit pulling off my disappearing act, so I guess it'd be wrong if I didn't feel like you should Beat the shit Outta MeThe crowd cheers again as Jimmy begins playing the catchy hair-metal styled riff from the Nimrods song "Beat the Shit Outta Me" even though it was more commercial, the band and fans still like it a lot because of it's joking yet serious dark lyrics, which were a bit of a cry for held from Jimmy. Even though the lyrics are more of a joke, he sings the song with a completely serious face, showing he means what he's saying even though he knows he shouldn't.Squeeze my throat, cause I like to me chocked Call me your frog, because I can't wait to croak You said you wanted to kill me so don't be a tease
You killed me with your eyes, I killed you with my lies You said that when you cried, you wanted me to die You said you want me said, so don't make me say please. PLEASE! (Screamed)
Chorus: Come on baby, baby please Well baby wont you beat the fuckin' shit outta me Begging girl, I'm on my knees, please baby won't you beat the fuckin' shit outta meDuring the breakdown Jimmy managed to walk on top of the shoulders of the crowd as he had done before showing he had their support whenever he needed it. After playing his solo there, he walked back to the stage and the crowd sang along with him for the next verse and chorus. Which he sang while crying, showing his emotion not only from the song but from performing again.Jimmy: Thank you all so very fucking much. We love you all, be sure to check out are music later. For those of you who don;t know....I'M JIMMY HIM AND WE'RE THE FUCKING NIMROOOODS! The crowd cheers as the band leaves the stage giving high-fives and smilingJimmy Davey Kit Setlist: The Fire Loser Beat the Shit Outta Me
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