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Offline bikz  
#1 Posted : 17 June 2011 00:31:25(UTC)
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Madcore soloist Bikki, after a long break from music, announced on Twitter last night that she wanted to release a parody of "All By Myself" by Céline Dion. Well, she's decided to release it as a double A-side single alongside an original song, "Mawf".

I said I'd do it, and I did. But being as it's been so long, I didn't want to return with just some cover, must give you some original material too! I wrote "Mawf" in a similar vein to my parody of "All By Myself"; a strange being, disjointed from the world. I was thinking about the Hot Topic awards in 2009 when I attacked Stephanie Fierce, and I claimed to have morphed into a sabre tooth cat, hence "Mawf". I really do not know what happened there, I was stressed, I had a heat rash and then just flipped out. A werecat - yeh, you'd be pretty disjointed, just like, "Oh fuck I've got a heat rash!" and then you change into an extinct killer.

Both songs are just Bikki singing and playing piano. Bikki has only ever sung, played cowbell, or stirred a spoon in a mug of tea and called it music; where did this second talent come from!?

I - don't know. I guess I just always could but never did. Anyway, lookit, here's the lyric to "Mawf".

When I met you my hair was red
Fiery screamed just cremated
Flaming in every sense
Living in deviance
Burning away but never dead

Then I met you my hair was brown
Leftover embers death in town
But I'm on my way back
These claws will never crack
I know ways to get up from down

I'm up for sin
Get me morphin'
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am

Now I meet you I'm only bones
The Smilodon fatalis owns
It seems impossible
Ailuranthropical
Watch me take height as my fur grows

Then I'll meet you as living dead
Sabre-tooth cat from paw to head
Read your Wiki take note
I go straight for the throat
Femme fatalis won't go unfed

My life your sin
I've had morphin'
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am

But someday I will have to fall
Humans of course shall conquer all
Morphin' phenomena
Just won't last long enough

I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
You don't know who you are (I don't know who I am)
You don't know who you are (I don't know who I am)
You don't know who you are (I don't know who I am)
You don't know who you are (I don't know who I am)
One down six left to go
Leave your print let me know


Sounds like me, not Céline - a ton of big words and sneaky double meanings. My favourite is "morphin'", which could mean "morphing" as the song says, or "morphine" as in the drug, saying that I was high the whole time. The lyrics even relate to the cover, with the hair colour change - I've used a SimBikki as on the cover of "Open Fire", the fans liked her, but I've made her look a bit older and sadder and - all by herself.
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Bikki is also not releasing this on Dark Blue Music. Why?

Metaphorical thing. I want it to be disjointed. Completely. I was about to get dropped from the management so I thought OK, I'll drop myself from the management, and then come back. Jimmy and Katie are fine with it. It's also kinda cool that it's going to be released on 4/7, the same day as a couple of DBM singles, so it's a Battle of the Dark Blue Divas - Kate vs. Raven vs. Bikki. I'm gonna lose so badly, but hey, at least I tried!

Parody lyrics coming soon. Warning : you may laugh. ;)
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#2 Posted : 17 June 2011 00:45:18(UTC)
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Hayden: I can't wait to hear the parody. I love a good laugh :)
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#3 Posted : 17 June 2011 01:30:02(UTC)
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#4 Posted : 17 June 2011 01:32:26(UTC)
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Scott H: Parodies are cool. Not my "thing" as such since I'm such a serious artist...but I like a good parody every now and again!
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#5 Posted : 17 June 2011 01:41:07(UTC)
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DemonAngel: What the fuck does Mawf mean? Is it like "Mom And Woman Fucker?" If im right that totally describes me! If im wrong you better change it to where im right bitch!
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#6 Posted : 17 June 2011 20:30:13(UTC)
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When I was human
I thought I didn't need anyone
And making love would always come
Those days are gone

Now I have this shame
People don't look at me the same
They know my motives are insane
To eat your brains

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Any more

You think that it's great
That I survived a deadly fate
But people are so full of hate
I got no undead mates

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Any more

All by myself
I wanna live
Like my old self
Like before

You may be human
And think you don't need anyone
But the apocalypse will come
And we'll have won

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Any more

All by myself
I wanna live
Rwar I wanna live
Like yourself like myself like before

I'm bored of these words
So I'll just sing it could be worse
I could be part of that vampire farce
With a sparkly arse


Hope that was funny enough for you. I know it doesn't all rhyme, but the original song doesn't either. I'd also like to announce that there's going to be a somewhat topical B-side to this. It's called "I'm Only Being Honest", and I'll give you a clue, the name of the person it's about rhymes with "hatey boil". I said I'd write something about her and I will. Lyric for that coming soon!
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PS. To DemonAngel - it doesn't really stand for anything, so ya, you might as well be right.
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#7 Posted : 17 June 2011 22:45:40(UTC)
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Magie: Very funny, I can imagine hundred ways of Celine singing this version of the song, and the most funny to me was the zombie version..
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#8 Posted : 17 June 2011 22:53:30(UTC)
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Hayden: That was hilarious. Celine Dion aint got nothin on you. :)
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#9 Posted : 17 June 2011 23:44:20(UTC)
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Katie: If you're going to write a song about me...can you please be honest. Also, please don't be nasty,'i'm having a bad time as it is...please.
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#10 Posted : 17 June 2011 23:57:40(UTC)
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Bikki : It's called, "I'm Only Being Honest". It was bitchier to you than sliced bollocks, assuming that sliced bollocks were really bitchy to you, but now Raven's mum's giving me some ideas, you're getting a better deal. Thanks Magie and Hayden, glad you enjoyed the song! (:
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#11 Posted : 18 June 2011 00:53:03(UTC)
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Katie: well....ok then...I guess. I hope it's not too nasty...I'm not allowed to have bitch fits anymore after all
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#12 Posted : 18 June 2011 02:20:28(UTC)
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Bikki : You're not allowed to have bitch fits in the same way that I'm not allowed to be nasty to you. It's not so much your plight, Katie, as the way you handled it. I've been through what you've been through and worse, and nobody bats an eyelid, because it's just Bikki and she doesn't upset people or try to hurt herself more, she deals with it. Poor poor Katie, oh my God I'm in pain, what do I do? I'll hurt myself more and tweet about it! Why not try to control what was there at the start rather than pushing it into the public eye so that friends and fans get hurt too? You disgust me, Katie Coyle.
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#13 Posted : 18 June 2011 02:47:11(UTC)
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Katie: look I know I am a moany girl Bikki...but I am not able to contain who I am. I'm sorry I annoy people, but I am just very emotional like that. But there is no need for people to make fun of me for it. I'm sorry.
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#14 Posted : 18 June 2011 02:56:08(UTC)
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Katie: in fact you know what....FUCK YOU! Just cos I had a massively popular album that everyone loved...and no one knows who you are!! If you need to use me to get an inch of fame then fine! But fuck you, absolutely fuck you!
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#15 Posted : 18 June 2011 03:09:58(UTC)
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Bikki : I'm Bikki Hetestein, formerly of Moronic Changeling, Shadow Of My Former Self, Pyromasochist and The Kerry Sisters, who has already had two successful solo albums. People know who I am, and they know because they like my music, not because I made everyone feel sorry for me. Who said I was making fun of you? Have a read, soon you'll be singing along.

What's the matter little princess
Have you had another long hard day
Fallen on a bed of splinters
Someone took your mattress away

Don't cry if such a thing is possible
Don't try to shift the blame soften the fall
Don't lie because everyone can see it's all
Your fault
Call me a soulless beast
I'm only being honest

When you come out of the closet
Everyone's at the cupboard door
When the nail breaks on the coffin
Everyone is dying to see more

Do you know what it's like
To feel pain and emotion
When just you take the strike
No universal devotion
Have you ever carried anything on that punctured back of yours
I'm only being honest

Don't cry if such a thing is possible
Don't try to shift the blame soften the fall
Don't lie because everyone can see it's all
Your fault
Call me a soulless beast
I'm only being honest

Maybe I'm not completely right
Maybe you didn't start your plight
But you smeared it all in our faces
Maybe you weren't completely blessed
Maybe you weren't fed from the breast
But do you know what it's like to die faceless
When you can just look away
I'm only being honest

Don't cry if such a thing is possible
Don't try to shift the blame soften the fall
Don't lie because everyone can see it's all
Your fault
Call me a soulless beast
I'm only being honest
I'm only being honest
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#16 Posted : 18 June 2011 03:12:28(UTC)
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Katie: this is the last thing I'll say to you...ever, but I fucking hate you and I hope you die of something very sore
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#18 Posted : 18 June 2011 03:23:32(UTC)
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Bikki : Already done the death thing, and it was pretty sore. Was smashed in half with a massive brick. There's still a bit embedded in my skin, want to see? I LOVE MY BRICK :D
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#19 Posted : 18 June 2011 03:45:50(UTC)
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Katie: Like I said on twitter, I write songs about MY real life....would you people rather I just wrote songs about crap like "teenage love" that never really happened "oooooohhh babe, I love you" and all that crap?
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#20 Posted : 18 June 2011 04:10:15(UTC)
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Bikki : I'm only writing a song about your real life too. We have sometihing in common. It's not your music, your music's fine, a lot like my own early stuff, don't change it - it's the way you get hurt, and instead of trying to cure it, you mouth off about it on Twitter, upsetting your girlfriend, your hundreds of friends, your millions of fans. Then you just hurt yourself, and them, more. People do care about you Katie, and you abuse that.
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