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Cayla's still watching, and it seems that tourbus gossip has already begun! ;) Here are my saucy speculations for thePERFECTcrime!
The staff bus will be where everyone will be headed AFTER the all-night parties. Katie Kairiri with her nurse training, and Renée Storme with her, uh, soup making training, it'll be the place to curl up the morning after the night before. Also, I think many a girl will see Jimmy Clinton doing what he does best - being president, of course! His next intern? If I was actually betting, I'd put a few bucks on him getting a vampire bite or two from Stacy Blitz, she seems like the type, as does Mikki Moo of course, that goes without saying. Or will Roxy Firecracker succumb to his "charms"? She's been looking a bit frustrated lately, with Matty Penisleg seemingly uninterested. I think she's probably actually after Hayden, but it looks like poor Roxy would have to join a competitive queue for him, whereas with Jimmy Bishop, it's more like the 5 items or less lane. But will it just be one manager doing the dirty on the staff bus? Madbirds have had a rather mixed reaction to the mysterious Mr. Norris, but Katie seems VERY pleased with him! If she's not having it off with him already, something's sure to heat up between them on the MCT.
Over at the Moronic Changeling bus, I don't think that Kaethe Jenkins will be doing many Jimmy visits. The Dutch heiress seems besotted with Misery Loves Company's hunk Josh Helyer. Ooh, cougar! But I don't think he'd be interested, after one pretty blonde DBMer letting him down, he wouldn't want another, right? Anyway, back to the bus. With Kaethe being the queen of cocktail shakers, and of course having those little Welsh pranksters Damien Comyns and Dan Helyer on board, the Moronic Changeling bus looks like the place to be! Except for one thing - Nick Biggs isn't there, she's been put in with her "surrogate daughter" Kamikaze Kate, and terminal designated driver Somerset Bissell is looking a little down. Don't worry, I'm sure that Nick'll be over all the time to leave a certain two bitches alone!
The Firecracker 47 bus - you can't even speculate about Joshy Firecracker, there's no second-guessing what he'll do next. As for who he'll do next? Well, he seems a little upset to be leaving behind the one DBMer who's not going on tour with him - DID NOBODY ELSE SEE THIS!? He's risked his life twice to save her from death, and come off worse. He's lost the sight in one eye, six of his toes, and a lot of the cosmetic surgery he's had - and all for a girl who wanted to kill herself anyway. Apart from possibly (and only possibly) Sexy Star, there's nobody Joshy loves more than Raven Storme! Anyway, going off on one. The F47 girls have made up and can stand each other for the band's sake, but are still a bit catty - Mikki will probably be storming off to complain to a nonchalant Bikki more than once, and they'll be taking turns for Jimmy Bishop's special throat-coat. Apparently it makes your voice better, and being honest, both Roxy and Mikki could do with that. The black bass dude is still boring, in "the perfect couple" with Katie Kairiri and most likely being cheated on.
Now onto the blue list, and ah, the randomers' bus. This time, it's the first place to have wallpaper - beaky newcomer Kestrel Wolfe has canvassed the walls next to both her bunk and Bikki's opposite with pictures of rock/porn star Jason Smith. She's slept with him twice, and she's obsessed! Maybe it's just the hormones, but this is not a girl in love, this is a girl gone mad! Watch out, Jason! Someone really in love is on that bus - Kato has already put a picture of him and Isabel next to his bunk, and a bunch of love notes they wrote to each other under his pillow. Aww, bless! Poor boy. He's sharing with a loud-mouthed, sex-crazed pregnant woman, plus those weirdos Bikki and Rayne who never fail to freak people out. He'll be running to his brother and housemate over at the Moronics' bus before they even start moving!
Last but by no means least, the chaotic Madbirds bus. Kamikaze Kate is with Nick Biggs and Stacy Blitz, and for the first time on MCT, Cassie Bitch! Oh, how exciting, travelling around with your girlfriend, playing on stage with her, and getting to share a bus with just her, your mother figure and your best friend .... but to be brutally honest, for the first and probably last time, I actually feel quite sorry for Kate. She's in love with Cassie - but while Kate is laid back, relaxed and actually being nice to people (pregnancy hormones have the opposite effect on this one), Cassie is mean and demanding. She doesn't even agree with being first on, which is a bad start. She'll take over, kicking Nick and Stacy off the bus whenever she's in a mood. If I was Kate, I'd push Cassie down a salt mine and go running back to Josh Helyer. Stacy is Kate's best friend, and Nick - it's sad that Cassie doesn't even respect the legend who brought Kate into the industry, and is the reason the two know each other. Kate will definitely put Cassie first, and Nick will sigh and agree for Kate's sake (and Summie's for that matter), but Cassie better watch out for spicy Stacy. These two seem to get on well, but the Blitz can only take so much.
What can Cayla say? MADCORE! Cayla will be keeping you up to date!
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