Eric: Oh, I just feel like cheering up this clearly artistic soul. Not that she's the only one gifted for movie making, though; you really throw yourself into the role with fierce dedication. Some might say you bring the whole package.

Turning away from what is probably a livid expression on Jason's face, he says to Maise;

Eric: Every single night? Well, a certain someone is definitely passionate about their profession. Have you ever considered filming something that doesn't have to do with intercourse? I mean, there's more beauty in life than genitalia. Like a butterfly, or a delicate doe prancing through the woods.

After mouthing the words 'fucking weirdo' in surprise and slight sadness, he also begins rummaging through his wallet. While making rustling noises with the money he takes out to cover his words, he whispers to Jason;

Eric: Just so you know, I was trying to turn her away from this sexual obsession about you and make her a godamned Animal Planet cinematographer instead. I still think it's worth a shot.

Noticing Vanessa and his half-brother for the first time, Eric jumps slightly in his seat and begins to blush. After regaining his composure, he says;

Eric: Bartender, give me every fucking drink you have. As I'm a multimillionaire superstar, I can afford it.

After the copious amounts of alcohol is set down in front of him, Eric begins drinking the shots without hesitation. Once several drinks are in his system, he writes out 'I am Vanessa' on a sticky-note and tapes it on Jason's forehead, and proceeds to fake-punch Jason in the stomach.

Eric: See, Vanessa? I'm doing an impersonation of your mom.

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Eric: Oh, Vanessa's this chick I knew from high-school, and I was doing an impersonation of her alcoholic, violent mo-

Vanessa: Eric's just never gotten over the fact that I made it into the cheer-leading squad, and he didn't.

Ignoring the two, John shakes Jason's hand and says;

John: Jason Smith? It's an honor to meet you. I owe you quite a bit, too; Vanessa bet that I couldn't find a more pathetic rock-star than my half-brother. But I proved her wrong! We proved her wrong.

Vanessa: A crush? Can't say I'm all too surprised.

Turning a slight shade of red, Eric intervenes;

Eric: So, Vanessa, it's been a while. Last time we saw each other, I was just a kid in a band. Now I'm a famous rock-star. And my best friend is a film star. You've met him, of course; every female has. He goes by the name of Jason Smith.

OOC: Sort of, haha. I'm actually really enjoying taking the piss out of Eric and Jason.

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John: Oh, it's perfectly fine, man. I was just joking about the pathetic comment earlier, too; nobody can trump the train-wreck that is my brother. If we didn't share the same parents, I'd just assume that his parents smoked pot when they named him. But no; they simply disowned him from the proper family name.

Vanessa and John both laugh obnoxiously, while Eric begins to drink his sorrows away.

(OOC: We should totally have a miniature roast of Eric Quillington, it'd rule.)

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John: Nope. Fuck the bastard. I mean it, too. He's a genuine bastard; his dad left our Mom when he was just a toddl-

The sound of a chair falling to the floor is followed shortly after by a hand punching a head. As the half-brothers brawl it out on the floor, Vanessa beings to flirt.

Vanessa: So, Jason. I've never actually met a rock-star before, so this is a bit of an honor.

Vanessa: Eric? God, no. He'll always be the little dork who set off rockets in the middle of class. Now that I think about it, he was a bit of a cutie. But John's the real man of the Lithe family.

At she says those words, John's right ankle collides with Eric's left testicle.

Vanessa: But you seem like you're the real man of the Rock family.

Vanessa: What? Oh, no, I think they're okay.

Eric: Gggkk... gonna kill you, John...

It's difficult to talk when you're being strangled.

Vanessa: You are attractive, though. And, from what I've heard, you're not too bad at using that to get what you want, as you've had quite a few girlfriends before. You should show me how you've managed to be so persuasive over the years.

John, thankfully, can't hear this over the noises of Eric's choking.