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erich hess		#1 Posted : 03 November 2011 07:45:38(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Erica hess Nina sangria Paul marks....interviewer to the stars. The duke of winchester's swinging aft deck lounge. Where the interview takes place. Erica and nina are sitting on a small couch,with paul sitting opposite of them in a recliner. A table with 3 martinis sit between them. Erica:hiya paul! Whats shaking? Paul:arranging his notes hi. Nina:well...intoductions,love? I am nina and this lucious little thing is erica. Erica:waves care for a drink,mark? Paul: it's paul actually. Nina: thus the need for introductions. Paul: i was also warned not to eat or drink anything you two offer me. The last interviewer we sent got dosed with acid and now fronts a grateful dead tribute band. Erica:eeeew... that wasnt us. That was karoliena. Nina: relax,love. Nothing is going to happen to you. Paul: perhaps. But i was warned not to let either of you out of my sight. Erica:ooooh,kinky. Nina:what if i have to pee? Do you want to watch,then? Erica: i bet he does! Look at those beady little eyes! Paul: i have no interest in watching you pee. Erica: how about me? Paul: NO! i have no interest in watching either of you pee! Nina: makes a disgusted face ....poop? Paul: what?! No! What the fuck is wrong with you? Erica: nothing.we just want to make sure you arent some pervy paul,mark. Paul: it's paul. Erica whatever. Nina:you more of a foot fetish sorta chap? Erica: hides her feet behind nina's legs and mouths the word "gross". Paul: no,can we get to the interview? Erica: you into crush porn,michael? Paul: paul...and no. Nina:pegging? Paul: i dont even know what that is. The questions,please? Erica:rolls her eyes let the baby have his way. Nina: happy now,baby? Huh? * pokes paul in the tummy with her finger* huh? Baby ,happy now? Paul: please stop that. Erica: oooh,is baby gonna cry? Huh,baby? Cry.. Paul: STOP! nina: big man,yellng at a couple girls. Erica:booooo! Should nina and i get you a beer while you watch football and scratch your balls? Paul:sighs its just a couple of questions. Please stop. Nina: well,you did say "please". Erica: ok ringo. What do you want to know? Paul: it's pau......you know what,its not important. Nina: impotent,love? Paul: important! Erica and nina: oh,ok. Erica: go Nina: on Erica: with Nina: your Erica: bosoms! I mean questions. Paul:* shakes head* ok,so what's new for the harlots? Erica: sorry,but that is all the time we have today.* stands up to show paul out.* Paul: what?! Come on,this is my first assignment! Nina: aww really,love? Shame the harlots never answer questions.also stand up to show paul out Paul:i cant believe this shit. leaves the room Nina:picks up martini harlots 2,inteviewers zilch. Erica:picks up her martini and clinks glasses with nina
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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Laurelles1		#2 Posted : 03 November 2011 07:53:15(UTC)
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Mckenzie-		#3 Posted : 03 November 2011 07:57:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/07/2011(UTC) Posts: 5,297 Thanks: 1734 times Was thanked: 1511 time(s) in 943 post(s)		Ryan: Now that's how all interviews should go! OOC: Seriously hilarious. Laughed so much reading it all, brilliant.
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RoseJapanFan		#4 Posted : 03 November 2011 08:00:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 24/08/2009(UTC) Posts: 45,471 Location: ククルー=マウンテン Thanks: 21355 times Was thanked: 14999 time(s) in 6774 post(s)		Hayden: Oh how I love the Harlots. OOC: Best interview on here, ever :P
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Osprey037[Reported Failure]		#5 Posted : 03 November 2011 08:38:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 2,348 Thanks: 1149 times Was thanked: 1780 time(s) in 805 post(s)		Matt: Looks like they forgot to invite me. I love harassing people. OOC: I can die happy after reading this
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GirlSpice		#6 Posted : 03 November 2011 09:26:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 9,033 Thanks: 5178 times Was thanked: 7399 time(s) in 2464 post(s)		Aimée: oh hell to tha' NAH! that interviewer deserved that yup, he a real shady ass BITCH! how he gon' raise his voice at those poor innocent girls like that? non non non. YEW GO GIRLS! J'ADORE! i wanna be a harlot yup, it's ma' new ambition in life. OUI! OOC: LMAO, this was amazing.
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genocidal king		#7 Posted : 03 November 2011 09:32:05(UTC)
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erich hess		#8 Posted : 03 November 2011 12:46:27(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		ooc:thanks to you all for reading this. nina: matt,you have a permanent invitation to the duke,love.food,fun,and firearms. it's all to be had. erica:miss aimee,at the harlots,we rip off "the cacophony society"'s motto :" you may already be a member". nina:giggles....member.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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Osprey037[Reported Failure]		#9 Posted : 03 November 2011 13:44:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 2,348 Thanks: 1149 times Was thanked: 1780 time(s) in 805 post(s)		Matt: Fantastic! I'll bring my nunchucks. They are a weapon, lots of fun, can be used if the food is too raw, and as for love... Well they work in many ways.
		I might give Satan a swirly

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