And the liberals say "Hey! Stop breaking eggs you guys, there's no omelette..."

And the conservatives say "Just because the government hasn't shown us the omelette, doesn't mean there isn't one. We must remain loyal."

And the liberals say "LOOK AT THAT GIANT STINKING PILE OF ROTTING EGG!"

And the conservatives say "We have to stay the course, and keep breaking eggs. To stop now would be unpatriotic."





Except of course, normally the liberals are quiet, and it's the conservatives shouting.

Conservatives: "NO! Some of those eggs will betray us!"

Liberals: "Yeah, but if you kill innocent people, surely that's going to make incite MORE terrorism."

Conservatives: "What the fuck? I was talking about eggs."

Liberals: "Perhaps we shouldn't assume all the eggs are bad before we break them."

Conservatives: "What are you, a COMMUNIST? You believe in HUMANITY, and FORGIVENESS, and SHARING? Sharing is unpatriotic."

Liberals: "What are you talking about?"

Conservatives: "Wow, I just checked your records, and you once went to Sunday School with a known terrorist!"

Liberals: "James Smith? He's not a terrorist, he KNEW an alleged terrorist. And I haven't seen him since Sunday School."

Conservatives: "SO YOU ADMIT IT!?"

Liberals: "No. And besides, you have a love child, dodged the draft, refused to hand over records pertaining to an international war-profiteering scandal, and you were convicted in 1989 of three counts of child molestation."

Conservatives: "LOOK EVERYONE! HE'S A TERRORIST!"

Edited by user 08 June 2009 21:47:14(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Yes, it was eggscellect.

Ugh.

The puns in this thread make baby Jesus cry.

I'm all for it staying open. After 9/11, this country needs it.

I don't guess that, I know it.

War doesn't solve problems...it creates of myriad of other monolithic fuck ups....Iraq anyone?

Well, negotiations didn't solve anything either. War is a sign of dominance and power. Life is survival. Mankind were able to group together to form alliances, (in this case nations), to survive easily. Only the stronger and more dominant force can survive while the others die trying to protect themselves.

Honestly, that theory hasn't change. We think that us humans are more civilized now, but we aren't. Lemme give you a modern example. The Iraq War. The Us and several other nations, mostly under the command of the US, went into Iraq. Why? Because they wanted to end the oppression in the country, stop a major headquarters of terrorism, and to put fear into the middle east to give the things that the US wanted. That was a show of dominance. The US wanted the Iraqis and middle easterners to do what the US wanted them to do with, which was to be democratic and supportive to the US decisions and operations. Now, explain how that is not an example of war not being a sign of dominance and power.

Exactly. They wanted to get the oil. Life is survival. They fought to get the oil for themselves. Bam! Sign of power and dominance.