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erich hess		#1 Posted : 28 February 2012 06:07:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		mindy erich hess mindy: hi,and welcome to mornings with mindy. the soon to be premier source for entertainment news. we have big brother's runner up...erich hess! erich comes out and sits beside mindy. erich:jeez louise! i am going to have to start watching this show! i think you just melted my pomade,girl. mindy:looking like she just reconsidered her choice in guests uh...thanks? erich: no,no. thank you winks mindy: so erich.. tell us about your upsetting loss on big brother. erich: upsetting?! i am glad i didnt win that shit. mindy: hey,watch your language! erich: for you mindy? anything. mindy:you were saying? erich:sighs big brother was a great experience. i had a lot of fun on there,and hopefully changed a few minds about what erich hess is all about.that being said....as a minor,or b list celebrity, reality tv is the worst thing you can do. no matter what i do in the future,people are going to assume that show is where i got my start. mindy: you mean you were around before big brother? erich: yes! a little band called atomic war bride? mindy: never heard of it. erich: number one psychobilly band in the world?? mindy: * blank stare* so....big brother.... erich:crosses his arms seriously? mindy:smiles erich:...fine..what do you want to know? mindy:very excited,practically sitting on erich's lap so who got on your nerves the most? erich: nobody really. we were all a civil bunch. if anything, i am the one who got on other peoples nerves. mindy:i can see that. the nudity,the destruction.... erich: i destroyed nothing! i created art. art everyone can enjoy. who doesnt like tor johnson? mindy: and the nudity? erich: shrugs shoulders wangs are funny. mindy: good,i thought you were trying to impress people.giggles erich: oh well,i got what i got. ...safe to say you werent impressed? mindy: noooo.thats not even worth taking my pants off for. erich: well,you know the pixelation may not have been in my favor... mindy: oh,i think it was...moving on,safe to say you had a crush on the world's sweetheart,eilidh greene? erich:thinks no.not in the usual sense of the word.a charming and lovely girl,but not my type. mindy: bianca? erich:cracks up laughing whew,i think if anyone was annoyed by my antics,it was her. mindy: giselle? erich:rowrz,right? but no,i didnt have a crush on her,or anyone really. it wasnt that kind of group. mindy: come on,give me something here... how about the blonde on visitation weekend? erich: looks mad no. she was just some fan who brought some...supplies,to me.in fact,she is exactly an example of why i shouldnt have went on the show. she had no idea who i was before the show...now all of a sudden i am desirable to her? fu....bump that,reality tv groupies are the worst. mindy: i had no idea who you were before the show.. erich:oh,i'd make an exception for you. mindy: charming. what's your plans,now that its over,a spin off show? who wants to date a maniac? erich: laughs nah. im going back to comforting obscurity. the war bride is going on the road with johnny and his meddling kids. it should be a hoot,i've always dug his work. i think we share a good bit of common ground,and i cant wait to tour with someone who "gets" rockabilly. the tour will melt faces,and women's places. mindy: well,thanks for coming by.i guess. erich: so..whats up with me and you? mindy:giggles get out of here,you nut.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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GirlSpice		#2 Posted : 28 February 2012 06:27:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 9,033 Thanks: 5178 times Was thanked: 7399 time(s) in 2464 post(s)		Aimée: i think i'm erich's type tew be honest bbz, i'm french n' he cray, we's a match made in heaven bbz YUP! HAAAAAAYY!! call me. can mindy call me too plz, a gorl gets lonely... n' i'm up for experimentin' YUP i ain't gon b fussy. hell ma' pet tortoise frédric looks a lil sexay when i've been sippin' on ma' jack daniels... hell nah, i did NAWT jus' say that out loud. nope, that ain't cewt, i ain't into aminals bbz, that ain't right.
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Mckenzie-		#3 Posted : 28 February 2012 06:34:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/07/2011(UTC) Posts: 5,297 Thanks: 1734 times Was thanked: 1511 time(s) in 943 post(s)		Alex: I cursed furiously at my television when I found out you didn't win. And Erich, don't give up with that Mindy chick... she's just playing hard too get and if not, you can always duck tape her. Although that wouldn't be strictly legal.
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genocidal king		#4 Posted : 28 February 2012 06:49:38(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Eilidh: Awwww Mister Erich you so should have won that show! You were much betterer than me and you are the funnest person I ever knew! Remember when we told everyone that my butt was on fire kr when we sat in a closet all night long...or...or when you were a snowman? Im gonna remember all of these things for the times when I miss you the most...aww Im all sad now :(


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Andre Gandra		#5 Posted : 28 February 2012 07:00:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 4,147 Location: Brazil Thanks: 2880 times Was thanked: 3513 time(s) in 1683 post(s)		Magie: Erich made my day with this interview! I confess I didn't watch Big Brother, unfortunately I lost your nudity scene Erich... it's unfair LOL ;)
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erich hess		#6 Posted : 28 February 2012 08:45:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Originally Posted by: GirlSpice Aimée: i think i'm erich's type tew be honest bbz, i'm french n' he cray, we's a match made in heaven bbz YUP! HAAAAAAYY!! call me. can mindy call me too plz, a gorl gets lonely... n' i'm up for experimentin' YUP i ain't gon b fussy. hell ma' pet tortoise frédric looks a lil sexay when i've been sippin' on ma' jack daniels... hell nah, i did NAWT jus' say that out loud. nope, that ain't cewt, i ain't into aminals bbz, that ain't right. erich: aimee,you should be everyone's type..me,you,mindy,your turtle....it could be a beautiful thing. we would raise little freddy as our son. our home would be the sexiest on the block,fucking tourists would snap pictures of it,and buy " i saw aimee,mindy,erich and freddy's house. and all i got was this lousy t shirt" shirts. ooc: it amazes me how the same person that does nadia berry and hey lolita can also do aimee.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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erich hess		#7 Posted : 28 February 2012 08:55:15(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Originally Posted by: Mckenzie- Alex: I cursed furiously at my television when I found out you didn't win. And Erich, don't give up with that Mindy chick... she's just playing hard too get and if not, you can always duck tape her. Although that wouldn't be strictly legal. erich:ah dear alex, "not strictly legal" is what international water are for.a few roofies,some tape,and mindy would be mine. studio audience :boooo erich: oh come on,it was a joke! mindy knows im not like that. mindy:laying beside erich and erica,covered with a blanket and smoking a joint yup. erich: also,i wasnt supposed to make it that far on the show. i thought for sure id be kicked off after bringing cocaine into the house.
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erich hess		#8 Posted : 28 February 2012 09:00:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Originally Posted by: genocidal king Eilidh: Awwww Mister Erich you so should have won that show! You were much betterer than me and you are the funnest person I ever knew! Remember when we told everyone that my butt was on fire kr when we sat in a closet all night long...or...or when you were a snowman? Im gonna remember all of these things for the times when I miss you the most...aww Im all sad now :( erich: miss greene,i'd have felt terrible if you didnt win. you deserved to win..what did you get for winning,anyway? cant wait to see you on the chaos awards. you want me to swing by before the show? im sure your dressing room has a closet,and im sure i can find some more weed.... karoliena: oh mu god,i would PAY to see her host the awards totally blazed.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.


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erich hess		#9 Posted : 28 February 2012 09:07:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Originally Posted by: Andre Gandra Magie: Erich made my day with this interview! I confess I didn't watch Big Brother, unfortunately I lost your nudity scene Erich... it's unfair LOL ;) erich: you didnt miss much.realizes what it sounds like he is saying because they blocked it out. laughs nervously cause they blocked it out. erica: erich also cried like a little girl erich: i did not! it was...manly sobbing.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.


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deadserious		#10 Posted : 28 February 2012 09:53:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/03/2011(UTC) Posts: 1,132 Location: New York City Thanks: 698 times Was thanked: 548 time(s) in 314 post(s)		Giselle: It was fun having you in the house, but Erich, your wiener is permanently etched in my brain.
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genocidal king		#11 Posted : 28 February 2012 09:55:22(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		Originally Posted by: erich hess Originally Posted by: genocidal king Eilidh: Awwww Mister Erich you so should have won that show! You were much betterer than me and you are the funnest person I ever knew! Remember when we told everyone that my butt was on fire kr when we sat in a closet all night long...or...or when you were a snowman? Im gonna remember all of these things for the times when I miss you the most...aww Im all sad now :( erich: miss greene,i'd have felt terrible if you didnt win. you deserved to win..what did you get for winning,anyway? cant wait to see you on the chaos awards. you want me to swing by before the show? im sure your dressing room has a closet,and im sure i can find some more weed.... karoliena: oh mu god,i would PAY to see her host the awards totally blazed. Eilidh: I won some money and stuff....but I didn't need it, so I gave it to these people who look after lonely doggies :) Awwwww you should come to visit me at the awards, that would be so super duper awesomeness x a million!


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erich hess		#12 Posted : 29 February 2012 01:03:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Originally Posted by: deadserious Giselle: It was fun having you in the house, but Erich, your wiener is permanently etched in my brain. erich:you say that as if its a bad thing. karoliena:the poor girl will never be able to look at vienna sausages again.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.


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erich hess		#13 Posted : 29 February 2012 01:09:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		Originally Posted by: genocidal king Originally Posted by: erich hess Originally Posted by: genocidal king Eilidh: Awwww Mister Erich you so should have won that show! You were much betterer than me and you are the funnest person I ever knew! Remember when we told everyone that my butt was on fire kr when we sat in a closet all night long...or...or when you were a snowman? Im gonna remember all of these things for the times when I miss you the most...aww Im all sad now :( erich: miss greene,i'd have felt terrible if you didnt win. you deserved to win..what did you get for winning,anyway? cant wait to see you on the chaos awards. you want me to swing by before the show? im sure your dressing room has a closet,and im sure i can find some more weed.... karoliena: oh mu god,i would PAY to see her host the awards totally blazed. Eilidh: I won some money and stuff....but I didn't need it, so I gave it to these people who look after lonely doggies :) Awwwww you should come to visit me at the awards, that would be so super duper awesomeness x a million! erica: wow. she IS a sweet enough to rot your teeth out. erich: miss greene,erica and i wouldnt turn down an offer like that. we will swing by and say hi. besides,every awards show needs seat fillers. erica: we are pros at sitting down.
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