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Offline niggajones  
#1 Posted : 03 October 2012 15:17:41(UTC)
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Offline snap_itshannah  
#2 Posted : 03 October 2012 22:50:58(UTC)
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#3 Posted : 03 October 2012 22:59:57(UTC)
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erich: looks like it will be heavy as an iron codpiece.

karoliena: erich knows all about those....
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Offline niggajones  
#4 Posted : 04 October 2012 02:10:34(UTC)
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Sam: Thanks Nichole, I've been working out late-
Tony: I think she meant the album looks good.
Sam: Oh. Well......It's still worthwhile to announce I've been working out lately.
Jeff: Erich, you know it's going to be heavier than the proverbial codpiece, you produced it. You got to hear the songs before the rest of the unwashed masses. That's pretty brutal.
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#5 Posted : 04 October 2012 02:32:10(UTC)
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erich: did i? wow,my memory is getting to be about as long as my pecker...

karoliena: such a charming a gent.
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#6 Posted : 04 October 2012 02:36:10(UTC)
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Sam: Thanks Nichole, I've been working out late-
Tony: I think she meant the album looks good.
Sam: Oh. Well......It's still worthwhile to announce I've been working out lately.


Nichole: Oh, darlings, darlings. The album, and your smiling/not smiling faces are looking fuckable. :)
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#7 Posted : 04 October 2012 14:57:29(UTC)
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Sam: Well let me ask you this; have you ever made love on a bed covered in death metal CD'S?
Tony: That would be horrible. CD's are all pointy and hard and shit. That would fucking suck.
Sam: ......have you ever made love on top of an iPod that was playing death metal?
Tony: That's....better?
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#8 Posted : 04 October 2012 22:40:59(UTC)
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karoliena: you could use them for roleplaying and play naughty record store. *uses her sexy voice* "have you been bad? do you really want to buy that nickleback album? let me smack your ass with this mayhem cd. its a rare import."
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#9 Posted : 04 October 2012 23:06:56(UTC)
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Sam: Well let me ask you this; have you ever made love on a bed covered in death metal CD'S?
Tony: That would be horrible. CD's are all pointy and hard and shit. That would fucking suck.
Sam: ......have you ever made love on top of an iPod that was playing death metal?
Tony: That's....better?


Nichole: There's a first time for everything!
Offline niggajones  
#10 Posted : 05 October 2012 00:52:25(UTC)
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Sam: Naughty record store? Do record stores even exist anymore?
Jeff: It'd be more like naughty iTunes.
Tony: Brutal. Just brutal.
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#11 Posted : 05 October 2012 01:43:28(UTC)
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karoliena: itunes is naughty,and not in the fun way.
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#12 Posted : 05 October 2012 05:34:02(UTC)
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Nichole: Yeah. You could fuck me the way iTunes fucks me over with their overpriced music. :)
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#13 Posted : 05 October 2012 13:39:50(UTC)
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Sam: *whispers to Tony* Tony! A woman is being nice to me! Do I ask her to marry me or do we go on a date?
Tony: What do you usually do when women are nice to you?
Sam: Usually it's my mom.
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#14 Posted : 05 October 2012 13:58:41(UTC)
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erica: your mom is pretty nice to me too. whoooo!

nina: erica! whats wrong with you,love?

erica: oh,i havent done a mom joke in ages.
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#15 Posted : 05 October 2012 14:00:26(UTC)
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Sam: *whispers to Tony* Tony! A woman is being nice to me! Do I ask her to marry me or do we go on a date?
Tony: What do you usually do when women are nice to you?
Sam: Usually it's my mom.


Nichole: You guys are so precious. :)
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#16 Posted : 05 October 2012 15:56:33(UTC)
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Sam: *whispering* Tony! She called me precious!
Tony: She called us precious. But seeing as I'm a bro I'll let you go ahead and take this one.
Sam: Believe it or not, my life as a totally brutal but extremely friendly death metal vocalist has left me unschooled in the vagina department.
Tony: Just take my advice: the only "b" word you should call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love it when you call them beautiful.
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#17 Posted : 05 October 2012 19:52:28(UTC)
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Nichole: Beautiful, bewitching, bonkers... All adjectives that start with B that I've been called. ;)
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#18 Posted : 06 October 2012 14:35:47(UTC)
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Tony: *whispers* go in for the kill, Sam. She's ready.
Sam: Um. Uhh...well, would it offend you if I told you I wanted to go bonkers on your beautiful body...while we watch bewitched? I love that show.
Tony: Smooth. Just smooth.
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#19 Posted : 06 October 2012 20:52:40(UTC)
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nina: ooh,60's sitcoms get my juices flowing,love.though,i'm more of a "gomer pyle usmc" girl,myself.

karoliena: jim nabors was sexy.i dont care if he was gay. i wouldnt expect him to fuck me,but at least he could make out with me for a bit.
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#20 Posted : 07 October 2012 14:32:26(UTC)
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Sam: THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY OTHER'S LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
Tony: Ah I get it....gomer pyle....full metal jacket...
Sam: Yeah. Full METAL Jacket. Fucking BRUTAL movie.
Tony: Brutal.
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