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Nichole: Looking good. :)
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erich: looks like it will be heavy as an iron codpiece.
karoliena: erich knows all about those.... |
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Sam: Thanks Nichole, I've been working out late- Tony: I think she meant the album looks good. Sam: Oh. Well......It's still worthwhile to announce I've been working out lately. Jeff: Erich, you know it's going to be heavier than the proverbial codpiece, you produced it. You got to hear the songs before the rest of the unwashed masses. That's pretty brutal.
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erich: did i? wow,my memory is getting to be about as long as my pecker...
karoliena: such a charming a gent. |
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Quote:Sam: Thanks Nichole, I've been working out late- Tony: I think she meant the album looks good. Sam: Oh. Well......It's still worthwhile to announce I've been working out lately. Nichole: Oh, darlings, darlings. The album, and your smiling/not smiling faces are looking fuckable. :)
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Sam: Well let me ask you this; have you ever made love on a bed covered in death metal CD'S? Tony: That would be horrible. CD's are all pointy and hard and shit. That would fucking suck. Sam: ......have you ever made love on top of an iPod that was playing death metal? Tony: That's....better? |
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karoliena: you could use them for roleplaying and play naughty record store. *uses her sexy voice* "have you been bad? do you really want to buy that nickleback album? let me smack your ass with this mayhem cd. its a rare import." |
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Quote:Sam: Well let me ask you this; have you ever made love on a bed covered in death metal CD'S? Tony: That would be horrible. CD's are all pointy and hard and shit. That would fucking suck. Sam: ......have you ever made love on top of an iPod that was playing death metal? Tony: That's....better? Nichole: There's a first time for everything!
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Sam: Naughty record store? Do record stores even exist anymore? Jeff: It'd be more like naughty iTunes. Tony: Brutal. Just brutal. |
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karoliena: itunes is naughty,and not in the fun way. |
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Nichole: Yeah. You could fuck me the way iTunes fucks me over with their overpriced music. :)
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Sam: *whispers to Tony* Tony! A woman is being nice to me! Do I ask her to marry me or do we go on a date? Tony: What do you usually do when women are nice to you? Sam: Usually it's my mom. |
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erica: your mom is pretty nice to me too. whoooo!
nina: erica! whats wrong with you,love?
erica: oh,i havent done a mom joke in ages. |
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Quote:Sam: *whispers to Tony* Tony! A woman is being nice to me! Do I ask her to marry me or do we go on a date? Tony: What do you usually do when women are nice to you? Sam: Usually it's my mom. Nichole: You guys are so precious. :)
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Sam: *whispering* Tony! She called me precious! Tony: She called us precious. But seeing as I'm a bro I'll let you go ahead and take this one. Sam: Believe it or not, my life as a totally brutal but extremely friendly death metal vocalist has left me unschooled in the vagina department. Tony: Just take my advice: the only "b" word you should call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love it when you call them beautiful. |
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Nichole: Beautiful, bewitching, bonkers... All adjectives that start with B that I've been called. ;)
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Tony: *whispers* go in for the kill, Sam. She's ready. Sam: Um. Uhh...well, would it offend you if I told you I wanted to go bonkers on your beautiful body...while we watch bewitched? I love that show. Tony: Smooth. Just smooth. |
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nina: ooh,60's sitcoms get my juices flowing,love.though,i'm more of a "gomer pyle usmc" girl,myself.
karoliena: jim nabors was sexy.i dont care if he was gay. i wouldnt expect him to fuck me,but at least he could make out with me for a bit. |
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Sam: THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY OTHER'S LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. Tony: Ah I get it....gomer pyle....full metal jacket... Sam: Yeah. Full METAL Jacket. Fucking BRUTAL movie. Tony: Brutal. |
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