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erich hess		#401 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:21:23(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich starts singing "achy breaky heart" and is convinced he is singing the right song. karoliena and nina sway arm in arm.they are great friends,in spite of how the past few days has come off. karoliena: play some skynyrd!
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#402 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:26:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"I doubt Nichole is going to sleep with any other guy on this show after the whole fiasco with Buzz," Castor said, looking over at Sam with a reassuring look.
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niggajones		#403 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:27:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Tony spits out the window and frowns. "We don't play skynrd. A band that supports sean hannity will NEVER be played by us" Sam nods, "Skynyrd fuckin' sold out. They play republican conventions and their new album is called 'God and Guns'. "GOD and GUNS...they're like, EVERYTHING we hate!"
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snap_itshannah		#404 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:33:26(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		Castor gave Acts of Hate a weird look. "I'm so out of the musical loop... I thought all of Skynyrd died in a plane crash..."
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erich hess		#405 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:36:37(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		nina:*holds castor's hand* yeah.i can see her feeling that way. even i wouldn't have given him the time of day. *she winces a bit* not that i am talking rubbish about nichole....but you know. karoliena: whoa whoa whoa! it as just a phrase. we hate southern rock of all breeds. erich: yeah, growing up in florida,i have an intense hatred of skynyrd and jimmy buffet!
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#406 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:37:27(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Tony chuckles. "If only.." Sam nods at castor. "The GOOD skynyrd died in a plane crash, but the guys who didn't die reformed with the family members of the dead skynyrd. And now, they're horrible.
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snap_itshannah		#407 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:39:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Of course they did..." Castor said back to Sam, shaking his head. He turned back to Nina and smiled, "Nah, I get what you mean. Nichole is one of those people, though, that if she's single and feels she has a chance to get laid, she goes for it. Damn thing is like a nympho."
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erich hess		#408 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:48:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich: i feel the same about hank williams jr. what a fucking hosebag. nina:*looking at castor.*nothing wrong with that,love.it's served me well for years.*she giggles* you just have to ensure i am well taken care of in that dept.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#409 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:52:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Jeff: We're almost at the Docks, want to grab a bite to eat before the show? What do you guys feel like? Neil: Anything extremely unhealthy should do fine.
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snap_itshannah		#410 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:57:56(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Ughhh... I would literally kill for a hamburger. For real. I need it," Castor said, with a zombie-like groan.
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erich hess		#411 Posted : 16 October 2012 10:58:10(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich pulls out a blunt the width of a coke bottle. erich:we must get an appetite first,right boyos!....and girlos! karoliena:i wish they had bennigans here.a fucking deep fried sandwhich is what i need. nina:why,love? your ass isnt big enough "ass" is? karoliena:you know you love it."licks her lips.*
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#412 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:02:37(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Neil notices the blunt and instantly gravitates towards erich. Sam looks at them all with an amused look on his face. "Red Robins? The cheese sticks are like mouth sex....only not. And with cheese."
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snap_itshannah		#413 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:07:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Well, with that mental image, I'm feeling Red Robin," Castor said, looking out the window. "RED ROBIN, YUMMMMMM..."
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erich hess		#414 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:09:54(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich hands the blunt to neil in surprise. erich: red robin....you guys have those here?! in miami we have the commercials,but not the actual places.i thought there were doing some mkultra shit on me! karoliena:nina loves mouth sex. nina: oh yeah, like you dont. you guys ever wonder why erich is never in a bad mood? there is your reason. karoliena: i learned it from you, "love". *they both laugh*
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#415 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:13:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Neil takes a fat toke of the blunt and exclaims; "RED ROBIN!! HERE WE COME!!" Tony begins shredding on his guitar and singing tunelessly "Red robin! Sex in the mouth! That spermy taste you can't live without!" Sam, Jeff and Rob crack up laughing. "Thank god you don't write the lyrics."
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erich hess		#416 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:17:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich:as your producer of one time,i demand you record that. karoliena: that is so foul,but so hilarious. nina:help,i got cheese all over my face! karoliena: you think you'd be used to that by now. nina sticks her tongue out at karoliena. erich lights a second blunt and begins passing it around too.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#417 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:22:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Tony pulls out a tape recorder and turns it to half speed. He hits record and speaks "Red Robin, Sex in the mouth, The spermy taste you can't live without." then plays it back at full speed. It sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks. Neil breaks up laughing. "We're gonna put that on something, I promise you erich."
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snap_itshannah		#418 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:25:44(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"I'm starting to not feel comfortable eating at a place that is described as having a 'spermy taste...'"
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erich hess		#419 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:26:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,831 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21867 times Was thanked: 18093 time(s) in 10511 post(s)		erich:if there werent so many incriminating acts going on,we should make a tour tv. *passes blunt #3 to nina* nina:oh come on castor.it's not that bad.*winks* karoliena:eeeew too much information!
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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snap_itshannah		#420 Posted : 16 October 2012 11:34:55(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 01/10/2012(UTC) Posts: 18,715 Thanks: 7755 times Was thanked: 6357 time(s) in 2889 post(s)		"Too many fans think I'm gay already. Let's not fuel those fires by saying that I enjoy the taste of sperm." He chuckled and winked.
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