Sam hears chloe's voice echo through the duke and opens his eyes with a grimace. "Well, fuck." He slowly rises. He had been trying to get as much sleep as possible, although it was hard with Castor and Nina fucking down the hall. He pulled his pants back on (secretly wishing he had a chastity belt to wear with chloe onboard) and left his room in search of food.

Sam tries to clear the sleep out of his eyes. "Hey, Castor. I hear our favorite person is aboard. Got any food?"

Sam snickers. "In a perfect world...wow, I haven't eaten ramen since I was in highschool. Time flies, huh?"

Sam begins to slurp hungrily at the ramen. "You went to college? For what? After high school I just sort of....hung around."

Sam nodded. "I tried to take some creative writing courses, but I didn't do very well. All I wanted to do was write, and all the professors wanted to do was analyze my work for some subtle, deep, mysterious and profound meanings. Sometimes, a story is just a story - a song is just a song. It sucks, because it totally put me off of any writing courses. I guess, technically, I'm a writer now. A metal writer. Much more interesting than being a regular one."

Sam laughs. "Not that cool. You're pretty fuckin' cool. I could never rock the bowler hat like you do."

nina looks impressed with castor,"wow,my man has credentials.i should totally take you home to mum. she'd love you,you're good looking,smart and have a penis.you're every thing she always wanted for me,love!" nina gets some ramen and blows it off in hopes of cooling it down. "i am...er a dropout.the harlots took off,and i went this route."


chloe comes up to them,out of breath from wandering all over the ship."hi nina,alister and saul.listen,erich and karoliena are locked out of the ship.they sent me in for the spare key,you got one?"

nina cuts her eyes to castor and sam and mouths the word "really?" she shakes her head and tells chloe ,"tell them erica has it,you'll have to wait till she is off that show,love."

chloe nods and turns back into the depths of the ship.

"Alister... I don't think I've ever heard that name outside of fantasy movies and video games..." Castor said, shaking his head.

OOC: Oh, I'm so glad that reference was made.

"Shit, me, too!" Castor said back, smiling. "I don't think I've ever been more attracted to you in my life."

ooc:and thus,in one deft swoop. we have cemented ourselves as dorks.

nina eats another spoonful of ramen. "it is so nice to be among friends,love." she grins." i tell you,rpg's took a dive when they stopped being turn based." she laughs nervously," i mean....ugh,i like ponies and make up." she then twirls her hair.



chloe's voice from under decks. " i loooooove ponies!"