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ooc:there go all of nina's ginger jokes. i kid,that sounds like a great combination.
nina squeezes castor,"you can bank on that,love. it's bad enough people assume i'm stupid because of my accent,i certainly dont want to prove them right." |
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Sam drains the last of the ramen from his bowl. "Speaking of Chloe, Tony wants to know when he can expect to, uh...meet her again."
He rolls his eyes at the idea. |
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OOC: Aw, danke. And I love ginger jokes, don't worry.
"I would never think you're stupid, sweetie," Castor said back, chuckling at what Sam said next.
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ooc:i have no ginger jokes.but if i did,you'd be the first to hear them
nina laughs,"you'd be surprised the results a cockney accent will get you these days,love. people deduct 30 iq points,or hold their purses tighter when they hear me speak."
chloe comes back onto the lido deck,"um,i got kinda lost...then heard my name. terry can call me any time! i cannot wait to see him again!" chloe spots sam,"of course,he can wait till tomorrow to call me." |
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Sam sort of shuffles away from her, trying to look calm. "Uh, Hi Chloe. Tony doesn't really have a phone, so he can't call you but, uh, he thinks about you all the time...and talks about you......all the time." |
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chloe takes this as a hint to sit down."poor tony no phony.aw,you made room for me.how sweet!
nina says sternly, "chloe! knock it off. quit bothering sam! he isnt interested.
chloe frowns and gets up." fine!" she sighs. "saul,if you ever get tired of these wet blankets.i'm right down the hall." she winks and puts her thumb in her mouth and retracts it slowly. |
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Sam watches her walk away with a look of perplexity and disgust. "Well...I'm sure the rest of the band would be thoroughly disappointed that I'm missing out on that." |
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nina shakes her head,"really,love? you guys must be desperate for loving. trust me,she isnt that good. "eyes dart around."...or so i heard." |
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Sam shrugs. "Tony and Jeff want to get laid 24/7. Neil would, if he wasn't always thinking about food. Rob is like, completely asexual though. If we locked him in a room with Chloe he'd probably end up teaching her how the stock market works. Personally, I don't think any degree of sexual prowess is going to make up for how dumb that girl is." |
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"i wouldnt wish anyone locked in a room with chloe.even if she was going to be taught something as dull as stocks. i'd like to say i used to be like tony and jeff..but i still am,but i narrowed it to just one person."
nina thinks for a bit.
"um....did you hear some crazy ass sound this morning? i thought i heard something.i hope the duke isnt haunted." |
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"Crazy ass sound? or crazy ass sound? It sounded like you and castor were getting up to some...sexual hijinks" |
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nina blushes ,"i ...i dont know what you're talking about old boy. you know these old ships,always creaking and making sounds that sound like a british girl yelling dirty things." she winces a bit ,"sorry,that was me."
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Sam laughs. "And the truth shall set you free. You and castor are perfect for each other - you're both equally horny." |
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nina smiles "yeah.i couldnt think of anyone i'd rather be with." she sighs a bit at the thought of castor. "we need to find you a lady.it's criminal you are single,love. absolutely criminal." she laughs a bit" you sure you dont want me to talk to chloe for you?" |
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Sam makes an over exaggerated disgusted face. "Even if I wasn't waiting for...er, somebody...I couldn't do that to Tony. He's my friend, even though he's the biggest dick in the band." |
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nina shakes her head "wait,tony has the biggest dick in the band?! what the fuck do you guys get up to on tour,love?! tony expects chloe to be exclusive to him?! uh, i cant count at least 2 times since the tour she has not." nina smiles and ruffles sam's hair,
"oh yeah,i forgot. castor's friend is your intended.lovely girl she is." |
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Sam sticks his tongue out at her, realizes how stupid it must make him look, then laughs. "I don't want to brag, but as far as dick size goes....uh, nevermind. As far as Nichole....well, I can dream, can't I?" |
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nina's eyes grow large and instantly look at his crotch. "sam! " she smiles "you sly dog,you. i never would have guessed.i feel i know you so well now. um,i think chloe has the biggest tits in the harlots.i know they are bigger than mine. though,karoliena might have her beat....uh,nevermind. i think you have a great chance with nichole.as good a chance as any,love." |
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his smile tightens and he looks at the ground. "I guess I'd have a better chance if I was on a trashy TV show, huh?" |
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nina covers her mouth with her hand "ouch! that was harsh,mr sam! " |
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