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niggajones		#421 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:18:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Sam wanders over and takes a seat next to Nina. "Hey...coconut tits. What's up?" He is wearing an extremely uncharacteristic Hawaiian shirt, and he holds a virgin pina colada in his left hand.
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erich hess		#422 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:21:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina looks up at him. "hey sammy,love!..nice shirt,it suits you pretty good." she thinks for a second, " you saying my boobs are hard and hairy?" she giggles .
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#423 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:25:10(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Sam takes a sip of his drink and shrugs. "I don't know, I guess I'll have to ask Castor about that later. How goes it?"
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erich hess		#424 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:29:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina giggles. "they are NOT hairy,love! that i can assure you." she laughs. "you seen chloe around? i am curious to see if she slipped back to her moron ways."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#425 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:34:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		He shakes his head. "I actually haven't, but thanks for talking to her. She's not as bad as I thought...she's kind of sweet."
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erich hess		#426 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:40:03(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina scoots closer to sam." good. i was hoping she'd start showing the chloe erica and i know. granted,we still loathe her.but its a good natured loathing. so whats going on in sam land? you seduce any of these hot hawaiian girls? " nina looks at a local girl walking by and looks her up and down.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#427 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:51:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"No, unfortunately not. I think they can sense my cold canadian heart. They don't seem like my type, anyways. Hey, are we going to make it back by Halloween? Because that's when AoH's album drops. Supposedly the album release show is going to be on the Duke"
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erich hess		#428 Posted : 29 October 2012 12:59:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina looks sam over. "why,if i wasnt taken.....granted,i am not an exotic beauty like they have here. these bitches dont know what they are missing,sam." she gives a random passerby the finger. "help me up,please. we'll get you home by halloween."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#429 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:05:01(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Sam gets up, dusting the sand from his jeans and lifts Nina to her feet. "Where's Castor? I fear he's the only thing that will prevent me from shamelessly hitting on you the entire trip back."
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erich hess		#430 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:10:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina is pulled to her feet, "much obliged,love.whatever i've been drinking in these bloody coconuts has me plastered.i think castor is asleep on the ship." she winks. "cmon sam.am i really your type?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#431 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:21:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Sam laughs. "My type is women who can stand to be around me, love" he says, trying to imitate Nina's accent for the 'love'.
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erich hess		#432 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:27:40(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina laughs ," i sound like stewie fromn family guy to you?" she ruffles his hair, "it's the thought that counts,love....besides,i though you fancied castor's friend,nichole?" nina grabs castor's shirt and leads him to towards the duke of winchester.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#433 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:30:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		He heads back to the duke with Nina. "I'm just teasing you, love. Besides, I've realized that there's nothing I can do about it until she gets off that...awful TV show. So I might as well not sweat it."
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erich hess		#434 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:34:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina nods. " yeah,that show is just awful. utter tripe,love....i so wanted to be on it." she laughss then looks around. "how well can you keep a secret?" motioning back to the beach.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#435 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:35:49(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Sam hunches over in true co-conspirator fashion. "Dish it. My lips are sealed."
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erich hess		#436 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:40:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		nina puts her hand to her mouth. " oh my god,i cant believe i just asked you that.this monogamy thing is sooo hard,love...um,lets get to the duke. you got any last minute trinkets in mind,love? i highly suggest the coconut monkeys."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#437 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:46:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Sam shrugs. "Whatever floats your boat, I can't believe you passed up a ride on the Fischer pole...get it? It's a fishing joke...er, nevermind. Hmm, would it send the wrong message if I brought Nichole a coconut bra as a "coming back from TV-land" present?"
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erich hess		#438 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:52:23(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		"oh,if i wasnt taken....." she changes her tone. ."i mean,i love fishing jokes,love. you need the right bait.possibly from master baits." she giggles."nichole seems like just the kind of girl to like a coconut bra.she's got the perfect chest for it.not too big,not too small." nina opens the door to the entrance of the duke of winchester. "after you." she says while bowing.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#439 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:56:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Very gentle-womanly of you" he says and saunters in. "This little vacation is just what I need. If I was forced to spend my time with the band guys, I'm pretty sure I would've tried to drink bleach already."
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erich hess		#440 Posted : 29 October 2012 13:58:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,793 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21820 times Was thanked: 18050 time(s) in 10494 post(s)		"surely they cant be that bad,love?....whats your vector victor?." she laughs at her lame "airplane" reference, and heads to the bridge "so.i take it canada is next?
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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