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Offline erich hess  
#821 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:33:20(UTC)
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erich nearly topples erica over in his excitement to see sam and the boys. he enuthusasticallly shakes sam's hand "its been fucking ages, man.you guys look so grown up now.,why the last time i saw you,you werent knee high to a grasshopper." erich puts his hand to his chin and ponders. "ok,is ozzy ozzy now? or sabbath era ozzy? this is important.the succumbus known as sharon weakened him greatly.

erica smirks."says the man with a crush on sharon and ozzy's offsrping."

erich quips back."my crush on kelly osbourne is deep seated and complicated.please do not flaunt it as if it is a passing fancy."
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#822 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:38:50(UTC)
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Nichole walks over to the rest of the group, waving to the metalheaders. "Remember when Kelly Osbourne wasn't attractive, though? That was... fun..."
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#823 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:41:52(UTC)
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erich scoffs."fuck,she was oddly hot back in the day too....as long as she didnt sing."

erica shakes her head. "ugh,seriously? i never thought she was attractive. i'd rather lick a poison cactus."
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#824 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:44:30(UTC)
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Tony thinks. "Well, I'd say Ozzy now...no wait! Not Ozzy now, 'Bark at the Moon' Ozzy....those were the days."
Jeff looks at Tony like he just pissed in his mother's grave. "You piece of shit! That album fuckin' sucked! 'Blizzard of Ozz' all the way!"

Sam shakes his head at the boys. "Nice to see you too, Erich." He turns to Nichole and smiles embarrassed. "Did I fall asleep? I'm so sorry! You're not boring, I'm just...very, very tired. It's hard being the worlds sexiest death metal vocalist."
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#825 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:48:39(UTC)
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"It's fine. I'm only a little offended. I'm sure you can make it up to me later," Nichole says back with a giggle. She takes Sam's hand. "Come on. We're going to play shuffleboard and I need a partner."
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#826 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:51:55(UTC)
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erich listens intently. the peyote gives him super listening powers.. "well....i'd have to go with jeff. "bark at the moon was fucking corny.....i would still got with zombie dio. zombie dio is damn near immortal. being as short as he is,the leverage needed to decapitate him would be fucking hard pressed to find. eventually sharon would drain ozzy of his life essences and zombie dio would make his move.zombie dio for the win,."

erica watches sam and nichole.she has to admit they are cute together....plus not being a third wheel takes near all the sting off of the situation.she smiles at erich and holds his hand.he gives it a squeeze back.
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#827 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:52:00(UTC)
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Sam takes her hand and walks with her, smiling a goofy smile before he realizes he has no idea what shuffleboard is. "Uh....what exactly is shuffleboard? It sounds like an activity you do when you're dead inside and your kids don't visit you anymore."
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#828 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:53:43(UTC)
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"Yeah, that's basically what it is, but we're all just intoxicated enough to make this fun." She looks over at Sam and remembers that he's a straight edge. "And... I'm sure you'll have fun witnessing us being intoxicated..." She says, giggling.
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#829 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:56:55(UTC)
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Sam nods. "Uh...hopefully."

Jeff grins in triumph as Tony looks at Erich with contempt. "Whatever. Where's Chloe?"
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#830 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:57:01(UTC)
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erica hands all the competitors their shuffle sticks. " ok. rules are dead simple.whack the puck towards the end of the triangle thingie. if you go outside the lines.everyon gets to hit you with the sticks.ready?"

erich is busy examining his shuffle stick for straightness. he opens his switchblade and slices a small sliver off of it,nodding approval. " ok.....lets get whacking!"he laughs. "oh wow,that sounds dirty!"
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#831 Posted : 02 November 2012 13:58:48(UTC)
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"Wait, wait, wait... All of the sudden, this sounds dangerous. I think I need more Jameson." Nichole walks back to the bar, grabs another bottle and walks back. "Okay, now let's start," She said, opening the bottle with her teeth.
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#832 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:01:33(UTC)
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Sam looks at his stick. "Oh, this is like hockey, I can do this!" he hits the puck with a slapshot that would make trevor linden envious, but the puck goes AWOL and through the magic of physics ends up hitting tony in the face.
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#833 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:03:05(UTC)
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Nichole looks at Sam and giggles. "You fucking Canadian..."
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#834 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:07:58(UTC)
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erich cant help but look lustfully at nichole's bottle opening method. erica notices this and giggles. she then lightly hits the puck and it slides forward into the narrow part of the triangle.


erich takes his turn and knocks erica's puck out. "ok,bend over." he says. erica grabs the rail and looks back as erich lightly taps her butt with the stick.
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#835 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:08:57(UTC)
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Sam can't help but laugh at his horrible shuffleboardery. "Does this mean you get to hit me with a your stick?"
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#836 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:11:13(UTC)
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erich laughs "me?" he asks. "no,i think it's up to tony as you nearly blinded him with a puckery."


chloe comes up and holds tony's hand. " i got lonely down there." she says.



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#837 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:14:44(UTC)
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Nichole sees Tony with Chloe and giggles. "I'll take his place," She says, raising her stick and giving Sam a firm wack on the ass.
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#838 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:17:32(UTC)
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Sam yelps as Nichole hits him on the ass. "My ass! My beautiful ass!"

Tony kisses Chloe. "You just missed it. Sam hit me in the face with the puck - I was this close to kicking his ass!"
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#839 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:20:00(UTC)
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Nichole giggles. "It's definitely cute," She says as she grabs his ass quickly and then walks up to the area for her turn to play. She taps the puck just barely. "Yay. I don't get hit!"
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#840 Posted : 02 November 2012 14:22:27(UTC)
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Sam whacks her on the butt anyways. "Oops - sorry, I slipped."
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