erica giggles and shrugs" it sorta rhymes with " mugged".

erich pours sam a glass of soda. "so how are you and miss shade going?"


karoliena reaches into erica's back pocket and retrieves the handcuff key.

"eep! you grabbed my ass,you pervy priscilla!" erica giggles.

erich puts on his metaphorical bill cosby sweater." you and her? sam,you are my fucking hero.yes you should sammy boy.push it until she either thinks you are the creepiest bastard on the face of the earth,or she realizes you are very interested in the shade mobile.grab her by the luscious,shapely,and bitable hips and say."hey,are we an item or arent we?" i guarantee she will give you an answer."

erica looks a little unesasy about talking to sam about nichole,but goes for it anyway. "i feel i know her pretty well.if she isnt ready,she will let you down easy. i dont think she gets kicks out of breaking people's hearts."


erich drinks sagely." tell you what,start acting sweet on...i dunno,karoliena or something. and see how she reacts...or better yet,erica. "

karoliena shakes her head. "erich,that is evil and wrong.dont do it sam.what does erich know about women? have you ever seen him pick one up,unless erica or i am present? think about that long and hard."


erica giggles. "long and hard."

"fuck,you're a catch sam. if i was going to prison and castor wasnt available,you'd totally be my second choice." erich laughs.

"have you any idea how creepy that sounds?" karoliena asks.

erich shrugs."i'd find it a compliment if someone told me they wanted a prison relationship with me.i figure other people feel the same."

erich nods."much obliged sam. much obliged.sadly,i doubt it will ever be. studio60 loves keeping me out of trouble."


karoliena thinks for a minute."sam.if lousy american sitcoms are right,and they usually arent. what you need to do,is practice telling me what you will say to nichole."

karoliena bites her lip thoughtfully and looks sam up and down. "....well." she starts. " i feel your whole straight edge lifestyle is going to take some getting used to. but you are very sweet, very handsome,and i like you a lot too. let's do it,be my boyfriend."

"i still say,my idea is better. comment on how hot karoliena looks.see how she reacts.if she gets bitter,you are in like flynn." erich says with a satisfied look on his face.

erica smiles. " i think it will go great,sam! you guys are cute together.that counts for everything."


karoliena smirks a little smirk."....i could hit on you." she swirls her drink. "purely as a last resort if she is indecisive."

erica shakes her head."no.that is fucked up,and coleykins deserves better than that."

erica giggles."i kinda did.."

"oh,i'm am miss sublte." Erica smiles.


chloe walks up beside tony and leans on him. "tony says we need to go. so,chop chop!"


erich downs his drink. "right right.give me a second and meet me in the parking lot. i must give the rv a once over.make sure she is roadworthy and free of car bombs.you know how that fucking desert fox is! he is always trying to rub me out!"

chloe grins up at tony."yes.yes i do."she nods back to the hallway. "it'll take a few minutes to get the rv ready."


"yuppers,sam. we were just waiting on the word from you guys!"

an air horn serenade to the tune of "dixie" is heard from far below. erich is waving madly from the window of an rv. it seems nichole and erica are quite talented artists,them mural looks fantastic.


the offical rolling ninja castle.

erich does not inform anyone he has no clue how to drive this monstrosity.