nina commands rob to stop the bus."hold up. how can you not,know "three little pigs?! it's only THE defining song of the 90's! no "anarchy in bedrock"? "the misadventures of shitman"? what the fuck guys?" nina shakes her head in disbelief. ""electric harley house of love"? for reals?"


karoliena starts singing along to "what's going on". "i used to think the girl singing this song was sooooo hot."

A fairly beat up Ford Aerostar bearing "THE DRUMMERS" on its left side pulls up at the Duke. Emerging from the vehicle is a young six-piece ska band. Matt, Jesse, Jason, Clark, Drew, and Shaun lined up and took a look at the place.
"Awesome!" said an overzealous Clark.
"Calm your panties, dude. I still don't know where we are," replied Matt.
"This doesn't look like the map at all," said Jesse.
"Da," replied Shaun.
"Dude, was that Russian?" asked Drew.
"I thoght you were Swedish!" said Jason.

This lot were confused, and cracking jokes as usual.

"you have to stop because these motherfuckers you call bandmates,have no idea about "three little pigs". its only the best bloody song ever written!"


karoliena smiles at sam." they sure are.that girl had it going on.

erich awakes out his drug induced sleep at the sounds of new voices. "eh,what's that? nobody sees the wizard!" he wipes his face again. he has the distinct feeling he knows what substance this is on his cheek,but the dxm prevents him from making the connection.

Jesse nodded. Indeed they were in Edmonton.

Sam opens the door and looks out at the strangers in the van. "Uh, hi there. Are you lost? We kind of are."

erich looks skeptical at the new comers. "you look like erwin rommel sympathizers... that shit doesnt fly around here. we purposely went to a cold climate to foil the desert fox. between the cold weather and rampant poutine,that wiley bastard will never catch us!" erich shakes his fist at the vanfull of people. "you hear that? rommel will never capture us! it's like the great fucking escape around here! " he starts humming the famous song from the great escape.

Sam looks doubtful. "Ska fusion, huh? That's....interesting. We're Acts of Hate. You might know us. We're kind of like, Canada's premier death metal heroes.....we don't really have any competition, so it's not hard. The crazy guy is Erich hess, and we've got Vile Hour with us. I'm Sam. Pleased to meetcha." He extends his hand.

Tony and Chloe emerge from the shower, completely naked. "Are there people?" Tony asks. "Here, I'll scare them away." Before anybody can stop him, he runs outside, stark naked. "Get out of here, you commie bastards!" he screams. Rob groans. "I think he's taking lessons from Erich.."

"I don't think you can really tell if you're circumcised...." thought Jesse.
Drew responded more directly and shook Sam's hand, "So you guys are Acts of Hate? Dude, you and Pantera are like our favourite metal bands ever!"

Edited by user 08 November 2012 14:46:02(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified