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Offline niggajones  
#1221 Posted : 08 November 2012 14:51:26(UTC)
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Tony notices these people are not hostile and covers his crotch. "Oh, well, next time could somebody tell me that they aren't commies?"
Sam laughs at Erich's praise. "Yeah, I guess we're pretty metal. You guys are out here camping? I was unaware people vacationed in canada....well, in alberta at least."
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Offline erich hess  
#1222 Posted : 08 November 2012 14:55:34(UTC)
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erich scoffs. "tony,the commie is a sneaky creature.he wont just trot about wearing his hammer and sickle proudly. oh no,he will come dressed as your friend,your neighbor. fuck,maybe even as me. let your wang be free to dangle and shock the commie.then and ONLY then will he see the futility of going against us!"

karoliena quietly takes a deep breath of the ether. she feels she is missing out.
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#1223 Posted : 08 November 2012 14:56:28(UTC)
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"Operation ivy, eh? Is that like some weird sex thing?" asked the painfully innocent Clark.
"Dude you don't know what you're talking about!" replied Drew.
Matt socked the two of them and shoved them in the van. "Well, we read about a national park and we just decided to look for it on the map," said Matt.
"We probably would have made it too! If Jesse could actually read a fucking map!" said Jason.
"give him a break, man. he can't stoned when he's that think straight!" replied Matt.
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#1224 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:04:43(UTC)
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erica thinks for a minute."eww. operation ivy DOES sound like some weird sex thing of great foulness! that's it.i love you guys!" she giggles and waves.


karoliena grins drunkenly and starts kissing erica. erich looks from the two girls making out and back to the the new folks." well.....i guess you arent commies here to take our essential bodily fluids and have your way with our women. so what do you want?" he lights an unneeded,but very thick blunt. "oh. introductions....i am erich hess.the non asian girl is karoliena verlinden. the asian girl she is making out with is erica hess....there should be a chloe around here too."
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Offline niggajones  
#1225 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:07:41(UTC)
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Tony grabs his pants from inside the bus and pulls them on. "Yeah, but Chloe is off limits. Any of you touch her and I'll stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Don't do that, and we'll become good friends."
Sam watches Tony lay down the law and feels the need to act exceedingly macho. "uh, yeah. Nichole, you haven't met her yet, but she's my girlfriend. If you touch her....I probably won't stab you with a pencil. But please don't." Tony looks at Sam and shakes his head. "Fuckin' pussy."
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#1226 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:10:45(UTC)
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Jesse glares at the kissing women. "That's kind of hot, man. Is that a regular thing?"
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Jason Engarde (Keytar/Piano)
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#1227 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:10:52(UTC)
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chloe squeals. "i've never been off limits before! i love it!"

erich laughs drunkenly at the macho chest beating of his companions. "the hess clan has no such....qualms."

erica giggles. "but to get my attention,it helps if you own a vagina." she goes back to kissing karoliena.
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#1228 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:18:44(UTC)
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ooc:night you crazy cats. this time change thing is kicking my ass..
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Offline niggajones  
#1229 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:21:09(UTC)
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ooc: i think i'm going to hit the hay too. keep your proverbial sticks on the proverbial ice....i ran out of canadian farewells, sorry.
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#1230 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:21:11(UTC)
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Jesse contributed to this act of macho-osity. "I actually do have a girlfriend. Her name's Chanelle!"

"Wait... do you mean the model from our album cover?" asked Clark. "I thought you guys broke up."

Matt responded, "But they never went out right?"

Jason said, "Yeah, and then she moved to Portland."

Now an enraged, macho Jesse yelled, "Y'all are nazis, man! Freaking. Corporate. Nazis."

Drew did the 'point-and laugh' gesture. "He's single."
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#1231 Posted : 08 November 2012 15:22:07(UTC)
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ooc: I guess I'll go too then. nighty night
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#1232 Posted : 08 November 2012 23:22:28(UTC)
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Erica wakes up and climbs over karoliena and erich to escape the bunk and prowl the rv. She takes a much wanted shower and enjoys using up all the hot water. After her shower, she sits in the living area of the rv. She puts her feet up and looks out at the Canadian landscape. She pops a handful of Vicodin in her mouth and swallows them sans water.

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#1233 Posted : 09 November 2012 00:45:42(UTC)
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OOC: AHHHHHH. This is what I get for playing Halo instead of getting on here... 1.) Christina Ricci is so fucking hot in Sleepy Hollow, but god damnit, her forehead bothers me. You could land a fucking plane on that thing. 2.) Does anybody else remember that episode of Spongebob where Pantera did all the music? Uh, hello. Best day of my life. BEST DAY EVERRRRR.

Nichole wakes up and rubs her eyes. She had been floating in and out of lucidity (I think that's a word...) for the past twelve hours, still not quite sure what had happened lately. "Morning," she says in a stage whisper to Erica.
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#1234 Posted : 09 November 2012 00:57:53(UTC)
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Ooc: halo.punk ass kid. Real men play battlefield 1942. Though,being a girl you might get a free pass on this. I'll have to consult the manual. And yes, miss Ricci has a rather bulbous forehead...that I actually rather like. I remember seeing that episode of mr square pants, but don't recall anything of it.


Erica smiles at Nichole. "Morning,glory! Fancy meeting you here!"
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#1235 Posted : 09 November 2012 01:45:08(UTC)
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ooc: I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE! it was the one where sandy wanted to do a bunch of extreme shit with spongebob, and they had "death rattle" on there, in some truncated form. I'm also pretty sure one of the newer episodes had Lux Interior from the cramps doing a voice. Oh spongebob, how I love thee.

Sam wakes up, wipes his face and....ink smudges off. First thing he does is lumber to the bathroom to wash the dicks off his face. He heads back out into the living area and sits down with Nichole. "Morning love," he says, doing his best Nina impression.
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#1236 Posted : 09 November 2012 01:57:30(UTC)
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Ooc: holy shit, I forgot lux WAS on there! Sponge bob clearly is the most educational show on tv.

Erica clears her throat. ""Loves" you mean? I'm not invisible am I? Oh no,not again!" She opens her compact and sighs relief when she sees her reflection.
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#1237 Posted : 09 November 2012 03:39:05(UTC)
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OOC: I have this schedule set up every day from when I come home from work: Spongebob, Regular Show, Adventure Time. Lather, rinse, repeat. Literally three of the greatest shows on TV.

Nichole giggles. "Good morning, dearest," Nichole says back, kissing Sam's cheek and still tasting a bit of the ink of it. "Bleh..."
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#1238 Posted : 09 November 2012 03:44:45(UTC)
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Ooc: I used to hate regular show. I must have caught an off episode, after giving it another chance,it's a riot.

Erica leaves to rummage through the kitchen. She has an intense craving for nacho bugles.
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#1239 Posted : 09 November 2012 03:53:02(UTC)
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"Does this RV have a working kitchen?" Nichole asks, looking over all the appliances. "We could make breakfast for the rest of the band."

Castor wakes up, yawning. He leans over and gives Nina a soft kiss before joining the rest of the group in the kitchen.
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#1240 Posted : 09 November 2012 04:02:58(UTC)
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Erica is halfway inside a cabinet, prowling with near raccoon like agility. "Yeah, everything on the rv works.surprising,but true." Erica remembers Nichole's breakfast skills and giggles.

Nina eventually joins her friends out in open part of the vehicle. She is still wrapped in the blanket. " good god,it's cold. I was afraid to give castor head last night.I was afraid I was going to get frozen to it!"

Karoliena throws a shoe at Nina. "Ew. Did we really need to know that?"
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