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Offline niggajones  
#1361 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:10:31(UTC)
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Jeff wakes up to the smell of crepes, blinking. "What..?" He rolls off the couch. did last night really happen?, he thinks to himself. He decides that if it did, it was good, and if it didn't, it was a good enough dream. He decides to go back to sleep, so he climbs back onto the couch and closes his eyes.

Outside, Neil wakes up underneath The Drummer's van. He's shirtless, smeared with mud, and chilled to the bone. Carefully, he scuttles out from under the van like a crack-addicted crab. He sees the RV and runs over to it, pounding on the door. "I THINK I WAS RAPED! LET ME IN!"
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#1362 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:20:37(UTC)
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Karoliena smiles at Jeff's stirring. Their time spent las night certainly wasn't unfun. She cooks a few more creeps. She has the batter and Jeff certainly will need his energy.

Karoliena hears Neil and giggles. She walks over to the window and opens it a crack. " did those ska kids have their way with you? Lesson learned : never accept free drugs." She laughs. " I can't let you in. We're a naked in here. You caught us In the middle of an orgy."
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#1363 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:24:51(UTC)
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Neil's eyes widen and he begins to pound harder. "I CAN'T MISS THIS! I'M LIKE ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO AREN'T GETTING LAID!"
His banging awakens Jeff. "I'm trying to sleep here! He gets up and heads over to the door. He looks at Karoliena, thinking about last night, still not sure if it really happened. He decides to play it cool. "Did you, uh, lock Neil out? I was trying to sleep....had a real good sleep." In the back, Tony too is awakened by the ruckus. "Does nobody have any mercy? I got engaged yesterday, and now I have to wake up early!?"
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#1364 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:32:03(UTC)
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Karoliena laughs and whispers." No I didn't lock him out. He hasn't tried opening the door"

she yells a Neil. " sorry,I can't open the door. My hands are filled with penis and so is my murumph." She stifles her laughter poorly. She wipes some lipstick off of Jeff's neck.

Chloe yells in Tony's defense. " knock off all that racket out there ! Decent,.soon to be married people need their rest!"
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#1365 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:34:56(UTC)
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Castor nods, waiting for Nina to ask what she needed to.

Nichole giggles at all the commotion happening around her. "This is ridiculous..."
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#1366 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:42:14(UTC)
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Nina starts slowly, not wanting to hurt castor, or worse..insult him. " castor....I give you a cautious...yes. But am I really what you want? A boozing and drugging punk Rock lass ? I'll never be able to give you children." She sighs. " so your answer is..yes. Given That answer will not change. I want to know what you aren't telling me,and seemingly won't tell me."

Karoliena opens th door for Neil and sits back next to Nichole.
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#1367 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:42:33(UTC)
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Neil spills in, screaming. Exasperated he heads back to bed. Neil looks up at all of them. "Hey! You're not naked - wait, no, you must've gotten clothed. Jeff, you've got lipstick on you." Jeff jumps and begins searching himself. "What? Really? Where?" He looks at Karoliena. "Oh, uh..yeah. Yeah!" He smiles. Sam walks into the room, rubbing his eyes. "Thanks for the wake up call, guys. Really appreciate it." He sniffs the air. "Crepes? j'aime crepes."

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#1368 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:48:08(UTC)
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Karoliena laughs at Neil's let down. " yup, we stopped just so you could come in. I am sure to band mates enjoy the blue balls.

Karoliena serves sam a plate of crepes."she hands him a fork with a smile. Looking over sams shoulder she winks a Jeff and puts her finger to her lips.
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#1369 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:51:29(UTC)
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Nichole smiles at her boyfriend. "Good morning, my love!"

Castor hesitates and then looks away for a moment, shaking his head.
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#1370 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:54:32(UTC)
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Sam gives Nichole a giant hug and kiss. "And j'aime Nichole, too. Crepes are my second love." He begins to dig in to the food. Jeff nods and sits down, muttering "I finally caught a break." Neil heads straight to the shower to wash all the mud off.
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#1371 Posted : 10 November 2012 07:57:18(UTC)
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Nina puts her hand on his shoulder. " you can tell me,love. " she kisses the back of his neck. " nothing can change how i Feel about you. "


Karoliena sits beside Jeff. "I don't care if you say anything.i know how you little scamps like to brag. "
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#1372 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:09:24(UTC)
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Nichole smiles and kisses Sam back, beaming at him.

Castor turns back around to Nina and wraps his arms around her. "I love you so much," he whispers, still holding her. "And you deserve to know. I'm sorry I haven't told you yet." He takes a deep breath. "I have a daughter. I see her about once a month..."
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#1373 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:17:47(UTC)
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Sam stops eating and eyes Nichole. "So, how do you feel about those guys...uh, the drummers?"
Jeff looks almost offended. "Brag? Who? Me? ...if it matters, last night...what I remember of it, was amazing"
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#1374 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:24:23(UTC)
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Nina punches castor's arm. " that's it!? You son of a bitch,I've been worrying my self sick about that?! I'Ve been thinking you killed someone, you were a founding member of some wild ass militia,you were born a woman. You lost your virginity to Nichole, and she is actually your sister..." She hugs him tightly. "Thank you thank you thank you for not being something weird! How old is she? Where is she? What's her name?" Nina jumps up and down with great relief. Honestly,serial killer was her first guess.


Karoliena smiles at Jeff. " I didn't mean brag as if I was a conquest of some sort, I mainly meant it wasn't really a secret.....I remember last night.it was fantastic ."
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#1375 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:34:19(UTC)
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Jeff nods. "Yes...yes, it was. I thought it was a dream or something. I honestly...never thought that would happen."
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#1376 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:39:11(UTC)
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Karoliena smirks. " it wasn't planned on my part either...well,not exactly. I had already cleared you with erich days ago. You know,just in case. Sex romps aside.thanks for last night,you're a sweetheart."
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#1377 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:45:53(UTC)
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He smiles. "Thanks to you too. And don't tell anybody else I'm a sweetheart - it'll ruin my metal cred."
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#1378 Posted : 10 November 2012 08:49:43(UTC)
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Karoliena laughs and shakes her head." I could tell the world you sleep in footy Jammie's and love Julia Roberts movies,and that would still be more metal than sam's straight edgeness. " she laughs again. " I fucking love Sam, so please don't think I am bagging on him."
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#1379 Posted : 10 November 2012 09:00:00(UTC)
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Jeff shook his head. "Everybody loves Sam. That's why everybody CAN bag on him - he's too nice. I think him being in this band is how he makes up for being a genuinely nice and timid guy - singing about killing people and aborting christ kind of makes up for some his....pussy-ness."
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#1380 Posted : 10 November 2012 09:06:20(UTC)
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Karoliena thinks about Sam and smiles. " even his name is nice. Sam...it just sounds like everybody's buddy. Nichole is lucky to have him. Now we need to find you a lady. Once in awhile with me is fun,but we need to find you something more....not me."
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