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Offline erich hess  
#1481 Posted : 10 November 2012 12:52:43(UTC)
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ooc:word. it was bound to happen. they are just perfect for each other. i'm just putting it out there,grey delisle is hot!

erich smiles at nina and castor. "this calls for cigars!" he says pulling out a handful from his jacket. "i'd wait till after the show to smoke those. yeesh! better make sure you have the next 12 hours free too." he laughs.

karoliena stands beside erich and holds his hand. "you didnt know nichole? nina and castor will be sharing the same last name!
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#1482 Posted : 10 November 2012 12:56:45(UTC)
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OOC: She's in literally EVERYTHING. I love her.

"No... fucking... way..." Nichole says, staring at Nina and Castor. "YAY! I wanna be a maid of honor!" She shouts, jumping up and down and clapping her hands.

"Thanks, Nichole..." Castor says back, rolling his eyes at her. "Let's get this show on the road, huh?"
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#1483 Posted : 10 November 2012 12:58:46(UTC)
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The crowd is getting restless and begin to chant for Vile Hour.
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#1484 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:00:41(UTC)
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ooc:she and tara strong. god help cartoons if either of them suddenly die. i love grey's voice.it so cute.


nina smiles at nichole." of course you can be my maid of honor....well,i may have three,love. you,karoliena and...erica. even if erica is being a total whore." nina adds the bit about erica in a very bitter tone.
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#1485 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:09:45(UTC)
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"I guess we're up first!" Nichole says, grabbing Castor and making their way in front of the crowd.

"What's up, guys?" Nichole says into the mic and the crowd starts cheering even louder. "Hey, I just want to let everybody know... That Castor just got engaged to Nina Sangria over there." Nichole points to Nina and the whole crowd starts clapping and whooping for them.

"Yeah... They're going to have sexy babies... Anyway! Let's do this!"

She immediately starts playing they're first song, Mrs. O.

Oh, Mrs. O
Will you tell us where the naughty children go?
Will you show
How the sky turned white and everybody froze?
Heaven knows how they got into the fireplace,
But everybody's saying grace,
And trying to keep a happy face

And, oh, Mrs. O
Will you teach us how to keep from getting cold?
Out we go and you watch us as we face the falling snow
What a show with our hairdryers aimed heavenwards
And fifty foot extension cords
You really have a way with words

The truth won't save you now
Oh, oh, oh
The sky is falling down
Oh, oh, oh
Watch the vultures, count the hours
April trains may bring strange showers

Oh Mrs. O
Will you tell about the time they made you go
All alone to the palace where they took your only clothes?
We all know
There's no Hell and no Hiroshima
Chernobyl was a cover up
The world is really all in love

And, oh, Mrs. O
Will you leave us hanging now that we are grown
Up and old?
Will you kill me if I say I told you so?
We all know
There's no Hitler and no Holocaust
No Winter and no Santa Claus
And yes, Virginia, all because
The truth won't save you now
Oh, oh, oh
The sky is falling down
Oh, oh, oh
Everything they ever told us
Shakes our faith and breaks their promise
But you can stop the truth from leaking
If you never stop believing...

by Dresden Dolls


The band plays a few other songs, but none as rememberable as their first song.

"Alright, ladies and gents... We're off! Welcome on your next band!" She waves and then pulls Castor off the stage with her.
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#1486 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:16:53(UTC)
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the hess clan does a small,but impressive wave. it fails to catch on with the crowd,so erich bitterly gives them all the finger.


nina runs up and nearly knocks castor over. " have i ever told you how much i love seeing you play,love?" she giggles and takes her battered telecastor out of it's case.

karoliena looks around,"so...whos next?"

erich whispers." i think us. it's acts of hate's country. its only right they headline."


ooc:gimme a sec.i'll need to write it.
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#1487 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:19:29(UTC)
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OOC: I swear, Amanda Palmer is pretty much a perfect human being. And I'm not just saying that because I'm obsessed with her. She's beautiful. ;)

Castor smiles. "I love seeing you up there as well," He says back, giving Nina a quick kiss.

Nichole makes her way over to Sam. "What'd you think?" She asks with a wink.
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#1488 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:21:19(UTC)
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Sam thinks. "Well, this is the first time I've watched a concert with a hard on since I saw Metallica when I was 13."
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#1489 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:23:07(UTC)
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"Aw! You're too sweet!" Nichole says, wrapping her arms around Sam. "You turn me on when I see you play as well. You're such a sexy beast."
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#1490 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:26:20(UTC)
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He laughs. "Who would've known that grunting lyrics about murder and rape turned some women on. That's why I love you."
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#1491 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:28:23(UTC)
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"I'm just a different type of girl," Nichole says back with a wink, leaning up and kissing Sam. "God, I'm going to fuck you so hard tonight..." She says a little bit louder than she intended to.
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#1492 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:29:51(UTC)
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ooc:yes she is. she goes from pretty to fucking ravishing in 3 easy steps. i love juliya chernetsky's appearance,but hated her show.


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karoliena verlinden


karoliena takes the stage to much hoopla. Canadians love her.possibly jeff put in a good word for her to his coutnrymen. "hello.how are you folks tonight?" the crowd cheers and whistles. "ok,we have a sort of shortage tonight, we are down one erica hess and one cadillac rob. so you get a bastardization of the harlots and war bride. i'll be your vocalist tonight!" the crowd is mixed between cheers and groans. clearly erich hess has fans in canada too.


setlist
1. class warfare: biology vs algebra
2. carl sagan aint faking
3. th'othgark:demon of ingrown toenails.
4.i never realized how much i masturbated until my life flashed before my eyes.


the atomic war harlots get a pretty good reaction with their punkabilly sound. karoliena's voice was in top form and made songs about toenails sexy. erich brian setzered it up with overly wanky,yet very rocking guitar work.chloe....chloe drummed.


ooc:lousy,i know.but i didnt want to hold people up...yeha,,,that;s why.....

erich hears nichole and gives her and sam a thumbs up."fuck yeah,nichole! show that motherfucker who's boss!"
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#1493 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:34:10(UTC)
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OOC: I had an ex whose celebrity crush was Mistress Juliya. I just remember being jealous of her. Hehehe.

Nichole blushes and waves to Erich, covering her face slightly.
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#1494 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:43:23(UTC)
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ooc: she hooked me with an old ad on fuse...maybe even much music. she danced around and removed her shirt,which revealed a shorter shirt under the previous one,until she was topless. then i saw her show and was disappointed,someone should tell her about the meteors. miss hess was not fond of juliya in the slightest.




erich doesnt want to make nichole feel embarrassed,so he yells to karoliena. "hey,tonight i am going to fuck you black and blue!" loud enough so everyone can hear.

karoliena turns bright red then laughs and yells back. "you'll have to go longer than usual if that's your aim!"


now erich turns red.
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#1495 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:44:56(UTC)
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Nichole turns her head away from the stage, leaning against Sam and laughing into his shoulder. "Oh, shit... Life is beautiful..." She choked out.
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#1496 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:49:22(UTC)
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ooc: lets go there now through the magic of youtube.


karoliena walks over to erich and kisses his cheek." thank you." she says meaningfully.she lays her head on his shoulder.


nina finda castor and hands him a cold beer. "its old english,but it'll do in a pinch."
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#1497 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:51:30(UTC)
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ooc: sorry about taking so long, but reheating chinese food always comes first in my life.

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sam rocks out with his.....rock out.

Acts of Hate takes the stage to a huge ovation. "Alright," Sam says, grabbing the mic. "Our friends were good..but we're going to be fucking great. I wanna see a fuckin' circle pit!" the band launches into 'Mechanical Christ', holding nothing back. Unfortunately, halfway through the song, Neil looses a drumstick, causing him to finish the song halfassedly. As the song comes to a halt, he searches for another stick and Sam surveys the crowd. "Alright, this is a new song. This song is called "Lubricated Laceration Fornication!" - it's a real family oriented song!"

Darkness will soon cover this once righteous life
nothing but an effigy daunting the annihilation.
What was immaculate, now stained with impurity,
watching this torso turn corpse,
blood dripping from intestines as they are ripped from inside out,
the struggle for exhalation, a need to fulfill my obsession as pale turns blue,
the desire to penetrate the dead become overwhelming.
Now, a trophy to remember my first, a sense of completion,
the stench of her rotting organs now linger for eternity.
My seed is growing slowly in this lifeless carcass.
Life as a dirty fucking whore has brought you here to decay.
Now, take this blade.
Thrust it deep inside the torso, sifting through entrails.
The feast will soon begin.
The time has come.
I must consume the mess I've made.
Devour her insides cold, the taste of dead empowers me.
Limb by limb, feasting till there is no more, once a lady of the night rots inside of me.
I now control the victim.
I've tasted the meat of the dead.
Torn flesh ripped from the carcass now becomes a part of me.
One with the dead,
I've become one with the dead.


as the song comes to an end, Sam throws the mic stand into the crowd. "This is the last song - if any of you find the bashing of christianity tiresome....just give me five more minutes." The band rips into "Mark of Cain" and the crowd goes wild, leveling everything in sight. When it ends, Acts of Hate jumps off stage to embrace fans and friends alike.
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#1498 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:53:43(UTC)
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OOC: That ad is so 90's, it's hard to believe that show was around in the 2000s.

"Any alcohol will do in a pinch," Castor says back, kissing Nina's cheek.

Nichole bounced up and down. "I love watching my friends... Have sex." She giggles. She may have been sneaking some drinks throughout the night. Definitely may have.
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#1499 Posted : 10 November 2012 13:57:57(UTC)
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ooc:it does seem a bit dated. i like to picture it with the meteors "blue sunshine" playing in the background. it just flows better..

erich shakes his head."i dont get it.offstage sam is polite to a fault.on stage? he's got the devil inside him."

karoliena grins. "right? offstage he is cute.at best. on stage? fuck yeah. take me now you canadian metal monster." she and erich both laugh.

nina leans into the kiss and opens the bottle for castor." i guess since i'm your wife now,i have to serve you,love."

erich raises an eybrow at nichole. "really? that can_"

karoliena elbows him in the ribs. "no.no it cant."
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#1500 Posted : 10 November 2012 14:01:28(UTC)
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OOC: UGHHHH I need to go take a shower. My boyfriend surprised me and now I'm gross. I'll be back in ten.

Nichole smiles at Karoliena and Erich talking about Sam. "Yeah... But don't even think about it. He's mine," She winks at them.

Castor kisses Nina. "Stop that, sweetheart. I should be the one serving you."
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