I really like Masterchef. This makes me feel guilty. I mean I can't even eat what they cook 90% of the time as a vegetarian but it's still kind of fun.

BOSS: "You do know Tarantino didn't even write half of his movies, right?"

ME: "Uh, I think he actually wrote all of them."

BOSS: "No, dude, he totally didn't."

ME: "What ones didn't he write?"

BOSS: "I don't know, I can't remember all his movies."

ME: "Well he wrote Reservoir Dogs, pretty sure he co-wrote Pulp Fiction with Roger Avary, he wrote Jackie Brown based on an Elmore Leonard novel..."

BOSS: "Jackie Brown sucks though."

ME: "I love Jackie Brown, but anyway, he wrote Kill Bill, Death Proof and Inglourious Basterds, so yeah, pretty sure that's all of them."

BOSS: "No, that doesn't sound right to me. He hasn't even done anything in about ten years, he's just been producing a bunch of Japanese movies."

ME: "Well, he did both Kill Bills, Death Proof and Inglourious Basterds in the past ten years, and he's working on Django Unchained."

BOSS: "Jenga what?"

ME: "Django Unchained, a movie he wrote and directed. Like all those other ones."

BOSS: "No man, I went to film school, and I remember we had a debate about Tarantino, and I totally remember like half of his movies he didn't write. I hate having these debates with you because I have to go do research and I don't have time to do that right now."

ME: "Well let me do that for you..."



I whipped out my phone, looked it up, and guess what folks?



ME: "Yep, says here he wrote or co-wrote every movie he has directed."

BOSS: "What about, what was it, Grindhouse?"

ME: "Yeah, Grindhouse was two movies, he did Death Proof, Robert Rodriguez did Planet Terror."

BOSS: "Grindhouse was shitty anyway."

ME: "I liked it, but either way he still wrote the one of those he directed."

BOSS: "No way, I need to check wikipedia later."

ME: "I'm telling you I'm on wikipedia right now and it says he wrote every movie he directed. I love Quentin Tarantino and I know what I'm talking about."

BOSS: "Dude, you're talking to a guy who's seen probably 20,000 movies in his lifetime."

ME: "20,000 movies? You haven't seen 20,000 movies, come on."

BOSS: "No, dude seriously, at least 10,000, probably way more than that. That's all I did when I was a kid."

ME: "Well, that doesn't change the fact Tarantino wrote every movie he directed."

BOSS: "Tarantino's a hack anyway. Look, man, I'd love to keep discussing this but I'm busy."

...


So yeah he's kind of an insufferable cunt.

You should really get a new job

P.s I've sprained both my feet, their too painful to walk on but doctors said I should use them? What am I supposed to do?

I liked deathproof. I thought it was the better of the grind house pair. Plus,lets face it. Kurt Russell was bad fucking ass In it. I love that black nova he had.

I saw grind house in a theatre with only 3 other people in it.,It was both sad and cool at the same time. We four bonded that day....

Deathproof was good, but my favorite of the teratology is Hobo w/ A Shotgun (it started out as a trailer so it counts).

I've been digging through some really old music I made, decided to just go right ahead and try and get everything I ever recorded as an "album" out there where nobody can listen to it.

http://smom.bandcamp.com/

On the album Sonic Horridness, on the first track, Cam (forkboy) reads out a bunch of crap at the start of it. And oh boy is it DUMB AS FUCK.

And then there was quality.

I'd assume he had/ has someone else. I'm a pessimist though miss raph.

Officially a bachelor. Made a dirty shirt clean with a dryer. Fuck it. It's Friday.

Men are dicks.