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Originally Posted by: erich hess  " judging from how hard you can be to hold down, Russian steel is quite strong! Though,ive seen nina fight...the girl can scrap! Maybe it's just Gemma who can't fight." Erica laughs and runs her fingers through Natalya's hair. " that's me to t! Sexy and dangerous! " Erica thinks for a moment then laughs." I'm not cutting Gemma for you!" She playfully pushes Natalya.she then holds her shoulders." I never just say things, nats. I could die in an hour, so I want people to know exactly where I stand on everything. So...it's safe to assume you wish to marry me?"
Erica sighs and puts her head on Natalya's shoulder. " I was...the Typical American high school bitch. I was a cheerleader,I was evil to people because I knew I could get away with it.i had a little group of friends that were just victims I enjoyed torturing. Not exactly punk rock cred,or a name I want people to remember."
Karoliena waves to Ada. She is concentrating on quietly duct taping erich to the floor where he is passed out.
Ooc: clever miss snap. Natalya pretends to look shocked and presses her hand to her mouth. "Oh Ms Hitomi are you suggesting that I wriggle when I get excited?" She laughs. "Oh...yeah that's true, I would not want to fight Nina at all. She looks like she could sock me one pretty good!" She laughs. "I think it's just that bitch then." She kisses Erica. "More sexy than dangerous though." She laughs when Erica speaks and wags her finger. "No no no no I didn't mean that.I meant if I was in trouble and you had to save me would you use it on someone?" She smiles. Nat listens as Erica holds her shoulders, nodding as she feels a warm sensation of happiness wash over her. "Yeah...I just...I know it's early and real real quick but I really love you and...yeah, you know?" She smiles. When Erica tells her story, Natalya listens carefully and holds her hand. "Awwww don't worry sweetie. You're a much better person now. No one can hold that against you." She strokes Erica's cheek and smiles. |
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Ada giggles, looking at Erich. "What are you thinking, meine lieblinge?" She asks the two.
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Erich instantly backs down when called on his bullshit." Uh nothing miss Ada,nothing.
Karoliena laughs " I'm thinking we,meaning Ada and I should leave until erich can be polite to our guests."
Erica giggles dirtily."you make my name sound sexy! You can be hard to keep a hold of. That's why I'm using handcuffs next time." She smiles and jingles them in her pocket." Of course id save you,miss dobros! I can't have my baby manhandled." Erica kisses Natalya. " lets do it' we said we want to go fast... You love me, I love you...time frame be damned!" She kisses Natalya again." I love you so much she smiles widely." Hitomi is cool to use on the ship or ....private time. Actually,I prefer hitomi when...you know." |
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"Oh... And I thought I was going to get laid today..." Ada says suddenly, completely straight-faced, and then walks over to the bar to get another drink.
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Karoliena and erich look at each other,exchanging " what the fuck was that?!" Glances . Then they start cracking up. " too funny,Ada!" Karoliena calls after her.
Erich wiggles trying to free himself. " ok, you can let me out now. I kinda have to pee." |
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Ada grabs herself a beer and finishes her cigarette, throwing it overboard into the ocean.
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Karoliena cuts erich out of the tape and he runs to the rail and promptly pees off the ship." Ahhhh" erich exclaims. He walks to the bar's sink to wash his hands . He and karoliena grab beers too,Ada makes it look appealing.
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Ada glances at Erich's penis for a second while he's peeing and then promptly looks away, realizing that watching a guy pee is probably the most awkward thing she could do. Although, suddenly, her beer seemed to taste awful.
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Erich sits at the bar sipping his beer and looking relaxed. He then notices that he was not out of Ada's sight when he was peeing. He turns very red."oh my...m so sorry,Ada." He tries to retract his head into his shoulders. It doesn't work.
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"Oh, no! It is my fault!" Ada says, blushing because she got caught. "I... I do not know what I was thinking..."
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Erich turns bright red now that its confirmed she saw.
Karoliena drinks her beer." Oh this is too funny. Lets see which of you turns more red."
Erich,never knowing when to drop something." Uh...for the record, I'm a grower, not a show-er." |
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"I do not know what that means," Ada says back to Erich simply, never making eye contact with him.
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Erich looks around awkwardly. " um. Nevermind. It isn't important...anybody need a drink refill? Any reason at all for me to mAke a dignified exit?"
Karoliena comes to Erich's rescue and sits between Ada and him. " so...anyone else plan on exploring Iceland?" |
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Ada looks around. "Is that where we are?"
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karoliena nods. "yup. it was the closest place we could find. if we didnt let acts of hate play a gig,i think they were going to explode."
erich laughs."yes,we will find bjork and play on her front lawn." when not dead drunk,this idea sounds terrible.so erich drinks more,in hopes it will sound brilliant again.
karoliena drains her beer."so....ada,not to pry...but whats up with you and rob?" |
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Tony wakes up on a cold concrete floor. His eyes flutter open and he sees Rob, sharpening a chicken bone against the concrete. "Wha...where are we?" he slurs. Rob continues sharpening the chicken bone. "We're in Icelandic prison. Because apparently Bjork doesn't like strangers playing metal on her lawn," Rob says, not looking up. Tony sits up and looks around. Sam, Neil and Jeff are sleeping in a heap on the other side of the cell. "What are you doing with the chicken bone?" says Tony. Rob look over at him, brandishing the bone. "I'm going to stab you."
Tony screams and runs to the bars, banging on them. "LET ME OUT! SOMEBODY CALL ERICH! I'M TOO PRETTY TO BE IN PRISON!" |
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erica comes out to join erich and karoliena. they are doing lines off the bar. "hey,erica! come join us!" erich says excitedly.
"one of us,one of us!" karoliena chants.
never being on to pass up chemicals,erica joins her friends. |
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After the Icelandic authorities restrain Rob, Tony manages to convey to them he wants to make his one phone call. He dials Erich's number, and while it rings he chews his nails nervously. "Come on! Pick up you wacked-out fuck!" |
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in mid snort,erich's phone rings and scares the shit out of him. "holy fuck,this IS some good shit,my thigh is vibrating....and playing abba's dancing queen? "he reaches into his pocket and sees his phone is ringing. he looks around and sees karoliena and erica.the only people he will talk to on the phone. "probably the fucking cia or rommel. that fucker drunk dials me all the time."
erica takes the phone,"here,let me get it. i always wanted to prank rommel." she takes the call ."hey sexy,tell me you you're deep in the north african campaign."she says in her best phone sex operator voice. |
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Tony almost cries at the sound of Erica's voice. "ERICA! It's Tony. You need to come get us RIGHT NOW. We're in prison - in Iceland! They're going to turn us into....whatever icelandic people eat. This isn't a joke - please, come bail us out!" |
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