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Offline niggajones  
#2161 Posted : 22 November 2012 10:35:18(UTC)
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The band cram into the car and shake their fists out the window at the police as they drive away. "Wow!" Jeff says, trying to catch his breath, "That was awesome!"
Sam leans over and gives Nichole a kiss. "You're a lifesaver. We wouldn't have lasted long in Iceland...the food was horrible!"
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#2162 Posted : 22 November 2012 10:39:40(UTC)
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"Eh, all in a days work for Nichole Shade, girlfriend fantastico!" Nichole says back as they speed along back to the Duke. "So I think step two is that we need to get far away from Iceland. We can go Polanski style, and just never go back to Iceland."
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#2163 Posted : 22 November 2012 10:42:24(UTC)
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Sam nods. "Never again. I say we go someplace metal...like Norway."
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#2164 Posted : 22 November 2012 10:49:07(UTC)
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"Or we culd go somewhere carbaret-like... Like Berlin..." Nichole chimes in.
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#2165 Posted : 22 November 2012 10:50:35(UTC)
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Sam nods, thinking about it. "Germany is a pretty brutal place...I'm down. Wherever you go, I wanna go, my dear."
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#2166 Posted : 22 November 2012 10:57:00(UTC)
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"Germany it is then!" Nichole exclaims as she pulls up to the Duke and hops out of the car.
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#2167 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:05:32(UTC)
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The band jump out and begin to stretch. Sam wraps Nichole in an enormous hug. "I've never had a girlfriend bail me out of jail before. Check that off the bucket list."
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#2168 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:07:31(UTC)
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Nichole giggles and wraps her arms around Sam, kissing his cheek. "That was less 'bailing you out,' and more 'breaking you out,' but you know..." She says back with a wink.

Ada leans over the railing of the Duke and waves to Nichole and the band.
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#2169 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:09:10(UTC)
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The band wave up to Ada. "Guess what!" Rob yells, "We're going to Germany!"
Sam smiles. "Well, let's go inside and see if my night in prison turned me off of straight sex."
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#2170 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:17:30(UTC)
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erich hears his car pull up."who the fuck is driving my car?! she must never be touched by human hands!" he looks over the rail and sees the people piling out of it.a lone tear rolls down his face. "but....but....but..." he whimpers.

karoliena rubs his shoulders."it's ok. we'll just drown them later.it's a big ocean,nobody will be able to prove otherwise."
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#2171 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:19:51(UTC)
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"Oh mein Gott! Scheiße! Ficken! Ich bin so aufgeregt!" Ada repeats over and over again, jumping up and down, excited as hell to be going back to Germany.

Nichole moves her hands down Sam's back and onto his ass. "Does this turn you on?" She asks with a wink and a laugh.
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#2172 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:21:54(UTC)
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Sam smiles, "Only if this doesn't lead to a full cavity search," he replies, low and sexy.
The band head inside. Jeff looks up and sees Erich leaning over the rail. "Don't worry, you'll barely notice the dents!" he yells up at him.
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#2173 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:24:50(UTC)
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Nichole lets out a little moan, loving the sound of Sam's voice. "Come with me, Mr. Fischer... I think you've earned a conjugal visit..." She says, taking his hand and leading him into the ship and to their room.
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#2174 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:27:58(UTC)
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Watching Sam and Nichole leave, Neil turns to Jeff. "Do you want to make love, darling?" he says. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME!?" Jeff replies, his fist raised. "I dunno," says Neil. "Don't you ever just wonder how things will sound out loud before you say them?"
Jeff looks thoughtful. "You mean like, 'Hand the money over or the kid gets it!' or 'How much for the twins?'"
Neil shrugs. "Meh. Sure."

ooc: shamelessly ripping off the brak show...check.
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#2175 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:32:37(UTC)
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OOC: Oh, god, Zorak is my soul animal.

Ada pours herself a drink, getting ready to be back in her home country. She starts humming Germany's national anthem to herself.
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#2176 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:37:34(UTC)
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ooc:damn,the brak show?


erich looks expressionless at jeff." jeff.you better pray to all that is unholy that isnt true."

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#2177 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:38:46(UTC)
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ooc: basically the most underrated sitcom of adult swim's early days.

Jeff laughs nervously. "Uh, yeah, sure." He runs inside before Erich can start throwing stuff at him.
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#2178 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:46:09(UTC)
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ooc: lovably bizarre it was. hiway 40 in my pickup truck will always be a call to arms for me.

erich runs out of the ship and starts inspecting the car. he actually hugs the thing and pats it. the wind carries his voice,and it's saying. "what did they do to you? you're shivering...it's ok,they wont do it again.i'll make sure.they'll see,they'll all see!" erich drives the car back into the cargo hold and returns to sulk at the bar.
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#2179 Posted : 22 November 2012 11:53:03(UTC)
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Ada frowns, seeing Erich upset. "Are you okay, Herr Hess? Perhaps you would want a drink?"
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#2180 Posted : 22 November 2012 12:03:34(UTC)
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erich looks up to ada and smiles at her."a drink...yes...that will be good. what are you serving?" erich frowns too. "out of the 30 cars in the hold,they had to take that one!"
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