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Offline niggajones  
#781 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:14:32(UTC)
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Rob smiles. "Ja, mein frau. All we need now is a ferret named Rommel."
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#782 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:19:11(UTC)
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karoliena looks surprised. "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" she asks.


erich nearly falls over. "rommel?! that crafty bastard is here?! batten down the hatches and katy bar the the doors!" erich mentally commands deitrich to spring into action. deitrich reacts by licking his paw.
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#783 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:24:44(UTC)
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Rob smiles and laughs. "Not really. A few phrases and whatnot, but not really."
Sam stands up and stretches. "You guys ready for the show?"
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#784 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:32:30(UTC)
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karoliena laughs." good,i'm assuming flemish is out of the question too? if you knew half the things i said during sex,you'd wash my mouth out with soap!"

erich nods to sam. "you going to be able to handle it,being sick and all?" he asks. "if not,i got some stuff that will sharpen you up,and get you ready for the old ultra violence."
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#785 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:41:13(UTC)
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Rob laughs and kisses her. "I'd rather it stay a mystery, thanks." The rest of Acts of Hate emerge from their back of the bus lair with their equipment. Sam sneezes and wipes his nose with a tissue, looking at Erich. "Straightedge, remember?" Sam says, laughing. "I'll be okay. We'll cut our set short," he says, and the band head out the door and towards the venue.
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#786 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:50:03(UTC)
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erich grins"if i didnt try to corrupt you.id lose points in my "friends of the devil" fan club.i get pardoned for each of sins for every soul i lead to hell." erich starts wheeling equipment off the bus.afer ensuring dietrich is firmly under nichole's watch.

karoliena smirks."trust me.its better you dont know." she kisses rob passionatly. "have a good show tonight,i love you." she says while holding his hand for awhile before lugging her bass in the venue.
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#787 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:52:46(UTC)
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The band lug their equipment into the green room and set about practicing. "You're up first, Karoliena," Sam says, finishing off his package of halls.
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#788 Posted : 18 December 2012 13:54:47(UTC)
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karoliena snags one of the halls from sam's hand." you got it,mr nichole's baby daddy!" she grins and heads out to the stage.


ooc:gimme a sec for the live bit.
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#789 Posted : 18 December 2012 14:20:18(UTC)
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karoliena and erich take the stage.both look to be about 4 sheets to the wind.this is probably due to their moonshine chugging contest before hitting the stage. karolinea grabs the mic to adress the crowd. " hello! hows everyone tonight?" she asks.

the crowd yells various answers. along with the phrase that's become the motto of the tour, " show us yer boobs!"
karoliena wags her finger." you naughty little,monkeys! i'm taken!...but in the spirit of rock and roll...." she lifts up he shirt to cheers,that rapidly dwindle into dissapointment. as she is wearing a wifebeater under her shirt. still,she is very impressive in the tight tank top." ok,tonight erich has to sing to his lady,so i'll only be doing one song."

the crowd reaction is less than favorable.

"oh come now,lets let him have his moment!" karoliena counts to three and she and erich start into baby,you can drive my hearse.
a very 60's girlgroup sounding tune that has the metal heads dancing in the aisles....even if they will deny it tomorrow.



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erich takes the mic,clearly chewing on his treasured peyote. "i wrote these two about a special lady in my life.miss ada von wannemaker! and seriously,if anyone asks to see her boobs,i will fucking cut you." erich produces a rather impressive switchblade from his back pocket." that shit isnt cool,and she doesnt like it....ok.this is Requiem pf an ada nature. the song is very disjointed,it speeds up and slows down at odd times,and it sounds like tom waits singing to a defective carnival organ.



You're the Siamese twin,long cut from me.
Carefully cut..
surgically.

So come with me,on this Calcutta night. We'll go digging in the graveyard,
we won't have to dig far.
They don't bury them deep.
to save on heat- ing oil.
be my ghoul,and I'll be your boil.

Lets go to bedlam,and poke the nuts with sticks.
Pay 'em a penny to take their required licks.
Unless that nut is me,
then I hope you'll spring me free.

We'll tear through the night in a stolen Cadillac,
Give em the finger,baby.
we ain't coming back.



after that song is over,and the crowd is thorougly confused. erich picks up his familiar gretsch. "ok,this is my last tune...its a bit more....typical of me.i aint got a title for it. we'll just call it......fuck if i know,it's about ada.thats all you need to know.

the song is typical psychobilly.the sleaziness of the music matches the lyrics perfectly.


]Wrap your arms around me
I'll return the favor.
I'll kiss you now,
I'll kiss you later.
I'm gonna eat you like alligator

You got Candy apple lips.
You got Corvette hips
You got dagmar......yeah!

You give me love in spades.
I love you back,so we got it made.
Putting nothin off to tomorrow
We want it today.

You got Candy apple lips.
You got Corvette hips
You got dagmar......yeah!







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#790 Posted : 18 December 2012 14:33:01(UTC)
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Sam fighting through his sickness to bring the metal to quebec...what a trooper.

Acts of Hate take the stage to a substantial amount of applause from the crowd. if memory serves, their last scheduled show in quebec was cancelled due to touring difficulties, so the crowd was ready for some metal. Sam holds a mug of tea in one hand and takes sips inbetween adressing the audience. "Hey guys. How are you doing tonight? Listen, I'm sick as a goddamn dog, so forgive me if i'm off tonight, we're going to have to shorten the set. But that just means I expect you motherfuckers to be twice as crazy for the songs we are gonna play. This is for all the old people in the crowd - because our old fans, are our...ROOTS! BLOODY ROOTS!" he screams, and the band begins tearing through Sepultura's "Roots". Sam's vocals sound off-pitch through all the phlegm, but Jeff steps up and does some backing growls that camouflage most of it. After the song finishes, they burn through a couple classics, "Catechization" and "Godless Skies" before Sam once again takes time to sip his tea and adress the audience. "Erich got to play his song for Ada, so now this is my song for Nichole. You know it from youtube, albeit in shitty quality, so be grateful you get to experience it live and in HD. This one's called 'Not Alone'!" and the band start playing, the tempo faster than usual. For the song, Sam utilizes his highest shrieks; he clearly looks like every shout pains him, but it only adds to the emotion expressed in the song. Once it ends, Sam finishes his tea off and throws it into the crowd. "Alright. Last song. Let's get cliche.." he says, as Tony begins in on the most famous riff in rock and roll history...before you know it, they're jamming on a death metal rendition of "Smoke on the Water", the relatively less demanding vocals allowing Sam to rest. The song eventually degenerates into random noise as the band toss everything that isn't nailed down into the pit. "Thank you, Quebec! J'aime...vouz!" Sam yells, and the band leaves the stage.

SETLIST
1. Roots (Sepultura Cover)
2. Catechization
3. Godless Skies
4. Not Alone
5. Smoke on the Water (Deep Purple Cover)
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#791 Posted : 18 December 2012 14:40:08(UTC)
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#792 Posted : 18 December 2012 14:55:48(UTC)
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Ada takes the stage last as the Acts of Hate fans continue to cheer and cause general debauchery. "Um, hallo!" She shouts into the only mic that was left on stage by Act of Hate, her guitar in her left hand. "I am Ada, and I suppose I will be the closing act for tonight..." Most of the fans are still pumped up from the Acts of Hate show, and don't seem to want to hear a cute-faced redhead talk. Somebody shouts, "Strip!" from the audience and that pisses Ada off. "Ach! Sie sehen sich selbst oder werde ich dort drüben kommen und schiebe deinen Schwanz in den Arsch!" Ada screams into the mic. Nobody can really understand what she just said, but an angry German redhead is probably one of the scariest things on Earth. The crowd calms down, realizing that Ada isn't somebody to be fucked with. She looks around, noticing that there aren't any chairs on the stage anymore either... Acts of Hate threw them as well. She takes the mic out of the stand and lays it down on the ground. She sits down in front of the mic and crosses her legs as she begins to play her first song.

As we cruised across the German border
You reached into my handbag, pulled out a micro-cassette recorder
Started quoting Tolstoy into the machine
I had no idea what you meant
I guess I am supposed to figure these things out
Or maybe it is supposed to be self-evident
But I have gone feral
And I do not speak the language anymore.
We are headed deep into the forest, I have got the pedal to the floor
The engine shudders, like a dying man, when you reach out to grab my hand
You can bring out all your weapons
You cannot make me go to war.

Long winding German highways
Innumerable evergreens
Weather forcast on the AM radio
Says we will be expecting highs in the low teens
When I mouth my silent curses at you
I can see my breath
I hope the stars do not even come out tonight
I hope we both freeze to death
Look at the person I have turned into, tell me,
How do you like her now?
No standards of any kind of break, no creeds to disavow
I am right here where you want me
Do what you brought me out here for
You can arm me to the teeth
You cannot make me go to war.


When she finishes the absurdly dark song, the crowd cheers (even the people who had originally not taken her seriously). "Danke," She says as she picks up the mic. "You heard meine husband play, ja?" She asks, and the crowd cheers, making her smile. "Yes, he is perfect..." She says, and then lays down the mic again as she goes into her next song, ZWIEBELN. She plays a few more songs, until she finally yawns and then looks out across the audience. "This is exhausting!" She exclaims and a few people laugh and scream for her adorableness. "Okay, last song, meine lieblings. This one is called To Erich Hess." There is a roar of cheering as she begins to play.

wenn Sie es bekommen, bevor mir, du wirst mir einen Platz?
wenn Sie es bekommen, bevor mir, Sie würden mir einen Platz?
aber wenn ich noch nie dort überhaupt
würdest du der Sitz leer?

If you get there before me, will you light us a fire?
If you get there before me, will you light us a fire?
But if I never show,
Will you watch the embers glow?
Would you keep the fire burning?

This is a song for you, in case I never make it through to where you are.
This is a song for you, in case I never make it through to where you are.


"Danke!" She shouts through the crowd's cheering as she stands up and sets the mic back up. The lights go out and she walks off stage.

SETLIST:
1. My Last Family Vacation
2. Zwiebeln
3. Duke of Winchester
4. Mother
5. Death of a First Love
6. To Erich Hess

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#793 Posted : 18 December 2012 22:05:35(UTC)
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erich creeps out of the tiny bus shower.deathly afraid of what his toes were touching in there,and deathly afraid for his modesty. being a tourbus,things run out...towels being one of them. erich stalks down the hall,knowing at any moment a canadian or a nichole could pop out at anytime. when he finally get to his bunk,dietrich meets him.

"good morning,dietrich!" erich says,rather chipper.

dietrich gives a dissapproving scowl.

"i'm sorry,there were no towels!" erich tries to explain.

deitrich isn buying it. the cat licks a paw in disgust.


"dammit,dietrich! you're making me feel bad!" erich hops back in the bad with ada,rapidly pulling the covers over him. deitrich's look of dissapproval made erich forget all about getting dressed...or if he hopped in the right bed. deitrich's scowl is very scary. erich glances over and sees a familiar red head. "whew. that woulda been awkward if it wasnt."

deitrich hops up in the bed,and lays down by their feet.

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#794 Posted : 18 December 2012 22:48:57(UTC)
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Dietrich jumps on Ada's feet and starts to lick her toes. "Ooh... Herr Hess, not now..." She says, using her feet to move Dietrich's face out of the way. Upon feeling the overly furry face and realizing that there's no way it could be Erich's, she peaks one eye open and see Dietrich at her feet and Erich laying naked beside her. She smiles. "Meine two favorite men," she whispers.
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#795 Posted : 18 December 2012 23:21:01(UTC)
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Erich cracks up when ada thinks he i ls the one lickng her toe. "Good morning to you,miss Ada." He says with a smile." ...I swear there is a good excus for my nudity. Dietrich was looking at me after a shower." Erich looks down,sadly."he can be pretty harsh."
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#796 Posted : 19 December 2012 01:47:36(UTC)
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"Oh, Dietrich! Are you being mean to Herr Hess?" Ada asks Dietrich, who answers back with a unconcerned stare, and then a yawn.
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#797 Posted : 19 December 2012 01:52:01(UTC)
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Erich laughs and kisses Ada. " so,.what did you think of the songs I wrote for you? I'm debating on recording them."
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#798 Posted : 19 December 2012 02:58:00(UTC)
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Sam wakes up, shivering. He looks outside the bus and sees that it's snowing. "Well...would you look at that.." he says, and pulls the covers tigher around him and Nichole.
Tony wakes up in his bunk next to Chloe, and looks outside too. He begins to shake her, "Chloe! Wake up! It's snowing!"

ooc: so i'm snowed in. it's only a matter of time before i have to start eating my own limbs to survive.
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#799 Posted : 19 December 2012 03:11:16(UTC)
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Chloe springs up out of the bed. "SNOW! santas coming!" She is very excited about this and starts humming Christmas songs.



Ooc:snow?! It's like 83 degrees here in Miami!
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#800 Posted : 19 December 2012 03:13:38(UTC)
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Tony grins and pulls her to him. "What do you want for christmas, Ms. Sammartino?"

ooc: yep, that's canada for you.
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