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Offline snap_itshannah  
#4741 Posted : 27 January 2013 08:09:27(UTC)
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Ada nods. "Nichole told me that they were rather wealthy... But if they raised Nichole, I did not think they would be so up-tight..." She takes another shot. "Good lord, I am on a drinking binge today!"
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#4742 Posted : 27 January 2013 09:56:31(UTC)
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Ada walks into her and her husband's room. "Erich! Herr Hess! Where are you, meine liebling?!" She calls out, obviously drunk off her ass.
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#4743 Posted : 27 January 2013 10:18:41(UTC)
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Erich pokes his head out of the bathroom. head wet and sopped to His head. " yes meine frau?...are you...you drunk?"he asks with a smirk.
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#4744 Posted : 27 January 2013 10:40:55(UTC)
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Natalya looks is laid flat on her back, a blunt in her mouth as she puffs quickly on it without using her hands at any time. She keeps laughing and giggling to herself every so often.
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#4745 Posted : 27 January 2013 10:45:25(UTC)
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Ada grins. "Yes. Yes, I am," she says back as she sprawls out on the bed in absolutely fucked up English. "We fuck before we go the wedding. Like, just pound and then we go the wedding, and then fuck some more."
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#4746 Posted : 27 January 2013 10:49:50(UTC)
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Erica walks into their room,spotting natalya Laying on the bed. Finding what she is doing both hilarious and sexy.
"Hello,miss hess." Erica Says Ij Her most seductive voice.

Erich smiles at the drunken ada. " i like the way you think...i think" erich laughs and walks ut Of the bathroom,wearing just a towel.
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#4747 Posted : 27 January 2013 10:54:12(UTC)
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Natalya hears someone speak to her and she sits up. When she sees Erica she smiles and looks around her. She picks up a pillow and puts it on her head like a helmet before speaking into a pretend radio.

"Copy that sergeant."

She looks at Erica.

"Ma'am this is a clothes free zone, I think you're gonna have to lose all of those clothes."

She smiles and then falls backwards, the weed making her giggle like a school girl. She grins at Erica.

"Hello wife..." she purrs.
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#4748 Posted : 27 January 2013 11:21:17(UTC)
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Ada hikes up her skirt with a grin. "Come over here, meine Herr..."
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#4749 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:31:25(UTC)
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Erica doubles over in laughter at natalya. " i think ill need frisked first. I Might be smuggling contraband In."erica says slyly. Taking out a blunt of Her own and lighting it. "Oh,natycakes. I Love you so Much." She giggles. Loving every Minute of marriage.

Erich smiles at ada's shorter by the second skirt. "Yes, ma'am."He answers her promptly. "Look,i Got a skirt too!"he laughs while twisting in the towel.
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#4750 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:33:09(UTC)
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"Where is everybody?" Sam says as he stands at the makeshift altar, looking over the empty deck. The rest of Acts of Hate are by his side. "Probably fucking," Rob says. Sam starts to shake his head, but then shrugs. "Probably," he says, taking a sip of coke.
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#4751 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:37:04(UTC)
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"SAM!" Nichole screams as she bursts into the room. "MARRIAGE. WEDDING. NOW." She yells, in her wedding dress.

Ada starts to pull off her dress, but then remembers that it was time for Nichole and Sam's wedding. "Oh shit, liebling! Wedding! Now!"
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#4752 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:39:46(UTC)
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Sam can't help but laugh a little. "Um, alright, whatever you want. Who's gonna officiate?" he asks, and Rob clears his throat. "I took an online course and got ordained for 15$. So let's do this!" he says. "Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to blah blah blah, get married and whatnot. Do you, Nichole Shade, take Mr. Sam Fischer to be your lawfully wedded husband?" he asks.
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#4753 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:40:48(UTC)
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"Shit! Cant they wait,ada? I cant go out there like..."he gestures southward.
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#4754 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:43:56(UTC)
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"NEIN!" Ada screams, grabbing Erich's hand and dragging him out to where Nichole and Sam are while he's still in his towel, and she's all ruffled up.

Nichole smirks. "I do," she says back. "Fuck yeah."
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#4755 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:47:00(UTC)
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"Good. Sam, do you take Nichole to be your lawfully wedded wife?" he asks, and Sam smiles, "Yes," he says. "Well, any objections? No? Then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride," he says, and Sam kisses Nichole passionately while the rest of the band applaud. Neil runs up to the mic and grabs it, "And now I get to sing! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLL ALWAYS LOVE YOUU-" he starts, but the rest of the band tackle him before he can do too much damage.
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#4756 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:50:20(UTC)
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Nichole keeps her arms wrapped around her husband even after the kiss. She hugs him close and kisses his cheek. "I love you so much..."
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#4757 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:50:29(UTC)
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Erich stumbles out as ada tugs Him to the wedding. He loses His towel along the way. "Gaaaah" he Cries,grabbing a ceramic bust of rock hudson to hide his area.
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#4758 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:54:42(UTC)
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"Mazel tov!" Ada yells with a crazy, drunken grin as she runs in just as the ceremony ends.
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#4759 Posted : 27 January 2013 12:58:29(UTC)
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Erich grins behind ada,trying not to display he...is,um Jewish where it counts. "Go sam and nichole. We got spirit yes we do. We got spirit,how bout you?"
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#4760 Posted : 27 January 2013 13:01:36(UTC)
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Ada throws down the glass that had originally been full of scotch and squeals. "Hurray! Marriage!"
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