Cindy Lou: hi! Welcome to Cindy Lou's bringing it to you! I'm just getting started,so I can't get big stars but I do have Erica and nina of the harlots. *she smiles weakly*

Nina: what a warm welcome,love.

Erica: right? I totally feel like dishing the real dirt,now.

Nina: Barbra Walters,take note.

Erica and nina giggle.

Cindy: you don't have to be mean.

Erica: yes we do.

Nina: better you hear it from us love. Rather than out on the school yard.

Cindy:*takes a deep breath* ok. Do you mind of we speak of your personal lives?

Erica: I imagine we would. Neither of us has picked up instrument one in months.

Nina:well, Erica has been playing the booby bongos.

Erica: and nina has been playing the skin flute nonstop

Nina:*wipes her mouth and giggles.* gotta keep 'em happy,love.

Erica:as long as they return the favor.

Nina: oh,he does...and then some.

Erica:does he keep the hat on?

Nina:*giggles and winks*

Cindy:*clears her throat*

Erica:sorry,Oprah. You were saying?

Cindy:*gives Erica a dirty look that is promptly returned* have the harlots effectively broken up?

Erica: no! We are just enjoying our new lives. We all have new loves,and have been busy with that.

Nina: I'd like to wait until castor and Nichole can go on the road. I don't want to leave castor home alone,love. I've seen that movie. And I don't want him having to defend himself against inept burglars.

Cindy: speaking of Nichole..

Erica:*rolls her eyes* here we go..

Cindy: according to rather heated twitter conversations,she basically ruined your wedding.

Erica:*interrupting* Nichole plays dirty. She knew i wouldn't do the same to her. as I like Sam too much,and wouldn't want him hurt. Nichole hates my wife for some reason. So she holds no quarter. For her sake,it's a good thing I like Sam so much....or else I'd bring up what happened the first night I got back from big brother.i could have had Sam that very night. *eyes grow large.* you can edit that,right?

Cindy: *smile evilly,knowing she has the sound byte she needs*

Erica. Shit.oh well,maybe its time I dished it,instead of taking it.

Nina: yeah,you've kinda looked like her bitch throughout this thing.

Erica:you're my bitch.

Nina:you wish,love.

Cindy: other than the obvious,how's marriage?

Erica: fantastic! *she grins and claps* naty is wonderful,and if people can't see that. They can go fuck themselves. We are perfect for each other...in spite of seemingly having little in common.

Nina: she really is sweet. I just think people see blonde,big boobs.and assume she is bitchy. She truly loves Erica,and that's all anyone can ask for.

Erica smiles at nina

Cindy: and you,nina ? How's marriage...with a child?

Nina: lovely.it still feels like a wonderful dream each time I wake up. Castor is just...*sighs dreamily* and Virginia has given me a reason to really think about what I do,love.

Cindy: unlike your porno days.

Nina: thanks for bringing that up....but yes,if I knew back then,I'd have too look a six year old child,who is my daughter in all but one way.....in the eyes and say that I used to do movies where I pretended to like people....I'd have done anything else for a living.

Erica: though the world At large would have been much sadder....though less salty.

Nina:ew you are so foul,love. * laughs*

Cindy: lets talk about "the drakes"... Neither of you are exactly A-list material,no offense.

Nina: I think castor wants people to know he isn't the cold bastard he has a reputation for being. It surprised me when he put the idea to me,as he is such a private person,love. But I enjoy it. It's proof that reality tv doesn't need to be a train wreck.

Erica: notice i still haven't been on the show...

Nina: like I said,love. Not a train wreck.

Erica: you bitch! *laughs*

Cindy: what is in the near future for the harlots,or just you two in general?

Erica:*looks to nina* well....we have kicked around a sort of side project thing. It'll be nina,karoliena and myself.

Nina: a sort of vocal group thing. Purely for fun,love.

Cindy: sounds mysterious.....but I have to ask..vocal group with...Erica?!

Erica: Natalya has been helping me sing.

Nina: and how,love. Erica has been hitting some high notes!

They both giggle

Erica: Natalya is an Accomplished singer and has really been teaching me what she knows. I think the new project will work well if the words "Andrews " or "puppini" make your labia loosen,you'll love it.

Nina: sexy,love.

Cindy makes a face.

Cindy:and on that note,this is Cindy.....signing off!

Nina: keep those labias tight,and keep looking to the stars!

Erica: instead of rolling over like I ALWAYS do,in regards to you. I must ask when were you being my friend? While you were fucking up my wedding day or when you constantly insult my wife? I'd really like to know.

Erica: of course I defend Natalya,she's my wife. Nine times out of ten, I'm defending You to her! I'm honestly surprised she hasn't questioned why I defend your fucked up actions. I honestly don't even know if i could answer her. Our friendship has mostly been one sides. You weren't happy for me when I found someone to love. You were never there for me after you got what you want. I accept we were just friends with benefits. I get it, but I don't think you do.

Ooc:nice!

Erica: I've never defended you? That's rich. Is that what you tell yourself so that you can be as cruel as you've been to me? Come on,IF you were right on anything,I'd defend you. No matter who it pissed off. Natalya isn't stupid. She isn't A child who needs coddled. She can handle the truth. If I was pacifying her,would I even speak to you? That could get me all the "fake boobs". I want. She doesn't reward me for doing what she wants.

Erica: oh....oh shit. You are right. I can't.......can't say anything to the contrary to what you just said. You were there for me then. But since then,it seems like you are out to hurt me. Have you once been supportive of my relationship with Natalya? Ask anyone how I've pushed for you and Sam. Have I ever badmouthed Sam to you or anyone? Why does my spouse not get that respect?

Nichole: Your spouse doesn't get that respect because your spouse doesn't give me the respect that Sam gives you. Even when I thought that Natalya and I had cleared up our differences, she still sided with Suzie against me, and badmouthed me on Twitter when I said absolutely nothing to her. Can't you see that, Erica? I've put in just as much effort as she has.